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When I first heard of Sumo Search, I thought it was a site for gay fatties. I guess you could use it for that, since they’ve got listings for male, female and trans escorts selling their services in your area. I have to say, though, I was pleasantly surprised to find the place full of way more hot chicks than fat dudes.
Mega Personals sound like a much bigger version of regular personals, so I wonder if I’ll meet any fat chicks on there. That’s all I’ve been banging on Tinder lately, plus I think I may have caught the coronavirus off that last chick. I’m hoping the Mega in the name refers to their overall caliber of service and available broads, not to their girth or vagina circumference. There’s only one way to find out, right?
Ever considered having an Escorts Affair? Porn has really been helping me get through this social distancing shit, but I have to admit, I miss sticking my ding-dong into an actual ho-ho instead of just filling another snack cake with my own cream filling. My barrel of lube is running pretty low, too, which is probably why I’ve been spending time browsing sites like EscortsAffair. In case you can’t guess from the name, it’s a massive escort directory with listings around the world.
Some of you old-timers remember when banging a hooker meant trolling the seedy side of town, trying not to get shanked by a bum while getting a toothless beej from a crackwhore. The Internet has sure changed things, huh? These days, it’s safer and easier to find a girl to give you a handy for money. The girls at Angels of London are more than a few steps up from the local lot lizards, too.
Bored? Lonely? Well, don’t slit your throat with a rusty razor just yet. Somebody just sent me a link for a site called Skokka, which calls itself “The Adult Dating Reference”, so there may be hope for you yet. Maybe we’ll even get you out of mom’s basement and out on a date with a real, live girl. The body pillow waifu might get a little bit jealous, but you’ll forget all about her when you’re up to your elbows in Asian poon.
Do you know what’s weird about India? For one of the most populated countries in the world, they sure don’t put out a ton of porno. I guess it has a lot to do with cultural and societal attitudes toward sex; in a nutshell, Indians are prudes! Of course, there are exceptions to any rule, as can be seen at CallGin, aka IEscorts.
Love Hub! Pornography is one of the most amazing things in the world because it helps us satisfy a constant, primal urge to stimulate our cocks and blast buckets of jizz all over the goddamn place. Sometimes, though, those HD lesbian movies just aren’t enough to make that old, crusty gym sock look appealing anymore. When that happens, it may be time to consider hiring an escort, like one of the broads you’d find on LoveHub.
PrivateDelights! Are you feeling horny? I guess that’s kind of a silly question for anyone visiting The Porn Dude, but I have the feeling you’re a little hornier than the typical free-tube surfer or premium porn addict. I bet you’re so randy, in fact, that you’re willing to shell out a few bucks to get your dick wet instead of just watching someone else do it on PornHub. Hey, I feel you buddy, which is exactly why I’ve been browsing PrivateDelights.
Strip Club List! Oh boy, there’s a lot to unpack here. Hey guys, it’s The Porn Dude, coming at you with a brand-new review of a very special site that I think pretty much everyone is going to find very useful. Well, mostly us Americans, but everyone is free to chip in. Besides, what better way to spend your vacation than to come to America and have some sexy striptease fun? Let me tell you what, StripClubList.com is the perfect place to find any strip club that you ever thought you needed or didn’t need. If it exists, then it’s probably on StripClubList.com. That is, if it’s an American or Canadian strip club. We’ll get a bit more into why other countries are lagging behind, but first we should talk about other things.
The Ultimate Strip Club List! Do you have some dollars to spend? Then sit tight. By the end of this, you should know how to put those extra bucks into good use. Thing is, many guys I know love spending a little money at strip clubs and those who say they don’t are fucking dick lovers. Well, no problem with that, but who in their right mind would mind having a fucking hot lass with nothing but a bikini perform a lap dance on you? Anyway, do you crazily need to add a bit of spice in your life? Well, guess who is not going to leave you high and dry? That’s me motherfucker, who else? I’m about to introduce you to a site that is supposed to be used as a method to rank and leave reviews of strip clubs across the world with a view of helping you find somewhere to see some naked women when your wife is on her periods or whatever. Sounds awesome, right? Welcome to my review of Tuscl.net.
One of the very first things Viva Street greets you with is a dialog box. However, this isn't your conventional "are you 18" greeting message, which is strange. Rather, this website suggests that you sign up to it right away, as soon as you open it up for the first time. This isn't a bad idea all in all, especially if you are dead serious about trying to get an escort in the UK. In the end, it all really depends on your will to have sex with some of the hottest babes on the Isles. If you're a tourist, then I suggest you sign up to the page if you feel like getting laid during the holidays, I wouldn't say that it is a bad idea at all.
TopEscortBabes! I know I spend a lot of time on here encouraging you guys to jerk off to the greatest porno on the Internet, but sometimes it’s just good to get a little bit of social interaction so your neckbeard doesn’t grow too long. If you’ve got solid game, maybe all you’ve got to do is get out there with your ripped abs and swollen pecs, but even if you’re ugly as hell there are options besides roofies. Top Escort Babes, for example, has been helping hard-up dudes get a little action since 2013.
Escort Fish! Some folks think that as The Porn Dude, I spend my days isolated from the rest of the world, never interacting with another soul as I jerk my way around the web with a raging hard-on and bucket of lube. That just isn’t true, folks! I have plenty of exchanges with live humans, usually involving sticking my ding-a-ling in one or more of her orifices. An escort site like EscortFish can go a long way in helping line that up.
Tryst.link! Escorts sites are some of the best inventions of all time. Probably up there with the wheel, printing press, airplane, and of course the internet. I mean, it’s the easiest way to hook up with the hottest girl in your city and fuck her senseless, of course at a fee. See, you need something new from time to time which means looking for a new woman (or man/transsexual) to elevate your sexual experience to levels you can only dream of. However, there are many places out there that will mess around with you and waste both your time and money. Luckily, I have come across a site that I consider worthy of your attention if you find erotic beauties and no strings attached kind of sex an enthralling idea. The fact that you are here reading this tells me that you do.
What can we find at Harlot Hub? Pussy! Hands down, not a chance in hell anyone’s passing up pussy to watch porn instead. And anyone who is, is either a flaming incel or a pussy ass cuck with zero balls whatsoever. So, which one are you then, bub? Why is it that you aren’t out there getting laid right fucking now? Well, seeing as you’re reading one of my reviews (and not a review from that pussy piece of shit, Mr. Porn Nerd), I think it’s probably pretty fucking safe to assume that you’re not a homo. So, that really only leaves one option. Yeah, I had a feeling, you’re a quivering little vagina, aren’t you? Damn it.
Montreal & Maritime Review Board! Finding escorts and associated erotic services is one thing, but knowing about the quality of such services is an entirely different affair. Whether you are the asshole that wants to seek a sexual thrill away from your wife or you simply want to get adventurous with your sexual tastes and experiences (because why the fuck not? life is short), you need to be sure that you are not being ripped off. Escort review boards allow you to connect with fellow punters, exchange information and discuss escort experiences. You know there is a lot to know before you spend a dime on a whore who won’t dress for the occasion, has bad breath, is an awful performer, or wants to get drunk before delivering the services you fucking paid for. Sure, it may take your time and effort, but it's way better than a blind date with a mediocre, blacklisted companion, don’t you agree?
TSescorts! Looking for tranny or shemale escorts? No beating around the bush on this one. You like yourself some cock, but, hey, you like perky tits and plump booties too. You’re always jackin’ it to hung shemales fucking each other in the ass, giving themselves prostate orgasms, and sucking dick. Ain’t no shame in it. Well, unless you like being shamed.
Preferred411 aka P411! Looking for a site with hot escorts that also has a good reputation going for it? I think we are all in need of a site like that, so I think we should take a look at Preferred411.com. It has a good reputation and it seems that a lot of people like what it has to offer. Of course, it goes without saying that not everything will be perfect with any website, and the same goes for Preferred 411, so let’s jump right into it and check out everything that you need to know about Preferred411.com aka P411 before you invest your time and energy into it in order to find some mighty fine escort babes that you’ll have a great time with.
British escorts? Anybody could tell you that I love pussy. My whole life revolves around staring at pictures of it and reviewing the experience. Sometimes I’ve got to feel it, though. Escorts are the easiest and arguably cheapest way to get my dick wet, and the Internet has simplified even that process. Sites like uEscort.com offer up listings by location.
Indian escorts from Bangalore, Chennai, Hyderabad, Mumbai, Delhi,... Looking to get laid in India, eh? It’s hard, huh? Yeah, not to be a dick or anything, but Indian culture is pretty reserved when it comes to freaky sex. They’re not shaking titties in your face like the sluts in the West. That’s why I was pretty surprised to find out Locanto has an extensive selection of escorts, strippers, and erotic massages in India.
Gone are the days when people would rumble on and on about how sex is not a basic necessity. Well, everyone is doing it now, and it’s no fucking secret. The society has also at best adapted to this with the development of websites and apps to assist individuals to get some local dig in. Fuck morality! Even I want to have a good time every now and then.
How much porn can one man look at in a lifetime? There has to be a limit, right? At least in the short term? What I mean is, at some point, porn is going to get old, and you’re going to have to actually go out into the real world and get some pussy. Porn is, of course, only meant to get us through periodic bouts of no sex, short lengths of time in which we are, for one reason or another, not getting laid. It was never meant to completely replace sex in our lives! But, then again, getting some real pussy can be, at times, easier said than done.
MassageRepublic! Hey, pervert. Tired of beating your meat to the mountains of porno sites I review here? Me neither, honestly, but today I’m going to do a little something special for you. Instead of spending the evening watching video sluts, let’s see if we can get you laid on MassageRepublic.com.
Escort News! I love porn as much as the next guy, but I will also be the first one to tell you, sometimes it just does not cut it. Most days I can get by, sure, by fapping to a number of the best porn tubes and premium paysites on the web. But some days, I just need something more. You can find the hottest porno ever made, the sexiest girls getting fucked in all your favorite positions, it will never ever come close to the real thing.
From the moment you land on Slixa’s home page, you can tell immediately that they mean business. The site’s design is elegant and minimalist. A white background supports the classic black text. It looks exactly as professional as you’d want the site on which you’re finding an escort to look. You can tell, right off the bat, that Slixa is not going to be for the guy who would’ve been looking on Backpage for an $80 an hour glorified streetwalker. Slixa is for the man of means who can afford an $8,000 night with a porn star (and who, frankly, would accept nothing less).
UK Punting! If you’re a guy from the UK you already know what a hassle it can be to find good escorts and sex services. Well, this site aims to change that by giving you information from other sex buyers so that you can make an informed decision. Today, ThePornDude is reviewing UKPunting.com, the self-proclaimed “number 1 paid sex review, and discussion site”. A bit of poor wording makes it look like it costs money to use it, but it’s actually free. Is it that good? We’re about to find out.
If you are one of those freaks willing to go to any extremes to get yourself sexually satisfied at a cost and by a professional, sp411.cc may as well be your nest. This site links to websites of various escorts and what’s even better is that there are forums where various motherfuckers agree to disagree about their personal experience with a certain escort.
TheEroticReview aka TER Escort! And the award for most confusing website name goes to TheEroticReview. At first glance, you’d assume that these guys are gunning for my job, with them reviewing erotica and whatnot. They do not review erotica. They review something much more interesting than erotica. But PornDude – I hear you shouting at your computer screen – what could possibly be more important than smut? Women, that’s what’s more important than smut, young Timothy. Women.
Do you feel like there just aren’t enough social networks out there that facilitate the more sexual side of human behavior? I feel like that all the time. That’s why I’ve been on the hunt for some of the newest and sexiest social media sites out there. Today I’m taking a look at Switter.at. If the name reminds you of the popular website Twitter, there’s a reason for that. Instead of a little blue bird, this site’s animal mascot is a god damn elephant. I mean, that’s pretty alpha, to begin with. Imagine a bird and an elephant going at it toe to toe. The elephant would crush the bird unless the bird flew away like a little coward. Anyway, I think I’m too obsessed with this part of the site, let’s dive into the nitty and gritty.
One Backpage! A website where you can buy anything. From a motorcycle to the hottest female escorts in town. Yes, this place has it all, and it’s called OneBackPage.com, though we’re probably going to focus on the adult part of the website here. I know that you guys are here to fuck some chicks and not to look for restaurants to dine in, and you know that I always work in favor of my wonderful audience. And when I say wonderful, I mean you bunch of greasy fat bastards.
TheOtherBoard! I'm sure most people do not understand the meaning of the quote ‘live life to the fullest because you only live once'. Well, for the few like myself who actually do; we do not let anything come in between us and what we fucking want including sexual satisfaction. Surprisingly, some old folks actually have ample resources, but they are still wanking their way down to their graves. It’s a pity!
Are you looking to meet people and have some sexy fun with them? Well, you’re not going to do it from your man cave. That is unless you’re on the website Humaniplex.com which specializes in just that. You’ll meet plenty of people with similar interests as you and you can start meeting up with them and making some new memories right now! In the end, you’ll have to go outside, but before you do that why not take a minute to utilize the wonders of modern technology in order to find yourself the perfect mate online.
Pacific/Praries Escort Review Board! Because there are quite a lot of sites on the internet, it is quite impossible for me to review them all, and when it comes to escort and massage sites, perb.cc is supposed to cover all of that for me…or at least that’s what’s supposed to happen.
TERB Forums aka Toronto & Ontario Escort Review Baord! Hmm, how to get your dick sucked in Canada? So, your work sends you off to Canada, in the middle of winter, and you’re sitting there in your hotel room with nothing better to do than sample the local maple syrup and catch the hockey game that you could give a fuck about. You sit there bored, trying to take your mind off the pressures of the client meeting for you early next morning. You need to relax…but how? What is there to do? That’s when the inspiration comes to you. Backpage.com, of course! But then the awful memory comes to you… of course… that directory of escort and other shady services, the one place that can save you from a night time of lameness in the middle of this bastard shitstain stepchild of America, was shut down by the goddamn government earlier this year.
Bed Page! What could be better than perusing my website, finding a really sweet porn tube full of free smut, and then furiously stroking yourself to a mind-boggling, explosive climax? How about getting some hot slut to do that stroking for you? Maybe you can even upgrade from the handy to a full-fledged, full-completion oral massage. I guess it just depends on what the erotic masseuse happens to be offering and how much cash you’ve got in your pocket. Whatever the case, BedPage can help you find the right massage for your needs and budget.
Escort Babylon greets first-time visitors with a landing page straight out of 1996, though the domain wasn’t registered for nearly another twenty years. The low-fi presentation is an odd site in the 21st century, a straight-up blast from the past holding strong even as futuristic VR paysites and AI porn generators pop up left and right across the internet. Honestly, that ugly front page might have turned me off entirely if I didn’t know how popular this joint was. With around 25 million visits a month, it sure seems like people must be getting laid around here.
TNA Board? This next one is going to be a real dream come true to all you airport masturbators who love waiting in line, taking off your shoes and belt, and having some fat guy stare at your naked genitals and man-boobs through an x-ray scanner. Wait, hold on. I misread the site’s name. This is actually TNABoard. It has nothing to do with the TSA, but you can still use it to get your package groped by a firm, leather-clad hand.
TS 4 Rent! So, you're addicted to tranny escorts, right? Well, I’ve got something a little different for you perverts today. The women are as lovely and sexually depraved as the chicks I normally talk about, and they’re literally sluts this time. Before you whip out your credit card and order in, let me warn you, the transexual escorts at TS 4 Rent are the type who whip out their dicks.
Adult Search! I just spent all morning repeatedly jacking off to a porno about a guy who visits a massage parlor that happens to be run by a very famous porn starlet. I’m not sure how familiar you are with the genre, but the massage was not the wholesome backrub you bought your mom a gift certificate for last Christmas. It was more of a sucky fucky, love-you-long-time kind of thing. Once the hand cramping got bad enough to interrupt the wanking, I realized it would be a lot more sexually efficient to hit up an actual massage parlor. You know, the erotic kind. That’s when I hit up AdultSearch.
EscortsAndBabes! There are millions of videos on the internet that you can rub one out without hassles, but there are also escorts who can actually touch, thrill and excite you in exchange for cash. And why would you limit yourself to a casual observer when you can get your dirty paws on a real woman and probably release some of that trapped sexual energy? One thing I have discovered in my day to day experience is Australia is blessed with some of the hottest women on the planet. Escorts and Babes offers you the chance to hook up with the best of the bunch. All you need is a functioning dick and a few hundred dollars.
PunterPlanet is yet another website about luxury escorts. We've seen plenty so far. However, you're soon going to find out that this one is a little bit different. Not that it works in a different way or anything, rather, PunterPlanet looks like a lot of effort has been put into making it. You know that feeling, I'm sure. You make your way inside a website, and you're like "Damn this place looks like a hobo's asscrack." Plenty of escort websites are like that, but Punter Planet looks like Elon Musk's asscrack. Imagine that black hole.
Punter Net! If you’re from the UK and are in need of a website for punting, are you in for a treat today. Punter Net is a website where you can read and post reviews of escorts and see what the best options for you are when it comes to buying services from various prostitutes across the UK. And with its long-standing history of being an amazing website where you can get a lot of information from, you better believe that you’re going to be able to get a lot of use out of this website.
List Crawler, Escort Alligator,...? Make up your damn mind! Some of us are just far too busy to be bothered with the online dating scene and then escorts are the only solution. Tinder or Bumble swiping for hours in the hopes of matching with a hottie in your city. The game playing that requires you to converse with a girl once you do find an acceptably attractive one. Having to sift through your matches, starting conversations that often never lead anywhere, in hopes of feeling out whether or not any of them are actually down to fuck. Note: most girls, even the sluttier looking ones on Tinder (the site known for cementing hookups), do not respond well to, “wanna fuck?” or anything along those lines.
Looking for Canadian escorts from Quebec or Montreal? Well, you’ve been watching porn now for, how long would you say, 10 years? 15? 20? More than 20? However long it has been for you, I think it’s probably fair to say that you’re ready for the big leagues now. You’ve studied probably hundreds of hours of pornographic material at this point … isn’t it about time that you put all of that knowledge and horniness to use? There are plenty of sites out there that can definitely help you out in this regard. Although they are not porn sites, per se.
Sweet, sweet Canadian pussy at Leo List! There is nothing quite like it. No matter how much porn you watch, how many asses you fuck, how many times you get blown, nothing will ever compare. I don’t need to tell you this, though, you filthy porn addict. I’m sure you are well aware of this fact, seeing as the last time you got laid was the summer of ‘92. Well, my friend, you are in luck. You may just be able to end your dry spell once and for all. If you can afford it, that is.
EscortIreland! Looking for Iris escorts from Cork, Dublin, Limerick, Galway,... at Escort-Ireland? Are there any sexier women in the world than Irish women? Maybe not. I mean, sure, Latinas are up there, too. As are Japanese girls. Okay, let’s be honest, every nationality has beautiful women, it’s true, and no one is better than the other. They all just have different flavors. Both literally and figuratively, if you know what I mean. And if you don’t know what I mean, do the whole world a favor and start eating more pussy, please.
Looking for New Zealand Girls aka NZ escorts? A classy upmarket sort of sexy exotic escorts arena that provides you with company whenever or wherever you need it as long as it’s within New Zealand. While it might be a little too pricey than most, there is a good variation of services ie massage to exclusively erotic.
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