Today, we’re checking out a rather new site with a ton of content centered around facials if you couldn’t figure that out from the name. Well, Facials4K is yet another top-notch studio production website loaded with proper triple-A content that’s sure to make your head spin and your balls empty. Personally, I’ve always been more partial to oral cumshots because that way, the bitches can swallow the cum. Everyone knows that cum belongs down women’s throats. It’s a universal truth. But some people prefer to see the cum across a chick’s face, and I don’t judge. As long as the cum ends up on or around a woman, I’m a happy camper.
Euro Babe Facials! One of the most challenging questions I face on a day-to-day basis is where to cum. There are so many great options out there that it can be difficult to choose. That goes doubly so when you have as much sex as I do. I like to mix it up, but it's hard not to get repetitive when you're fucking five or six times a day.
Nothing speaks about a website's sense of style as much as a toilet paper pattern as a background. I am not talking about that expensive, all-white, three-layers shit paper that smells like peaches. No, I am talking about the cheap, recycled one that you tear with your fingers while you wipe your ass. This would make some sense if jesseloadsmonsterfacials.com was about scat, but it's not. It's about huge facials, but I guess that a chick needs something to wipe her face when the cameras turn off.
It all started a couple of decades ago when some Japanese fucker came up with the idea to turn simple facials into something spectacular. Over the years, people grew to like the sight of loads of cum dripping down chicks' faces, and someone came up with the word bukkake. Today, the word stands to describe a fetish that has conquered the world.
Blow Bang Girls! Where should I cum? It's an age-old question with as many answers as grains of sand on all the world's beaches. While men may not have as potent of orgasms as women do, we get the gift of cum. We get to see our nut fly out of our body, travel through the air, and land on the object of our choosing. Our cock doubles as a paintbrush, and everything around us is a canvas.
What is it exactly that makes bukkake so fucking arousing? Straight men hate the look, feel, smell and general existence of cum. I know that much. You don’t have to tell me – I produce my own, thank you. That shit smells rancid and I eat a lot of pineapples so it’s not like I’m not at least trying my best. And yet, even though my spunk smells like decaying roadkill, women can’t get enough of it. Every single woman I’ve ever slept with has swallowed my cum at least once – and that’s a lot of women. It’s also a lot of cum. I haven’t gotten any complaints yet. How that is possible, I do not know. I would rather drink sludge than have cum anywhere near my face. And yet, I can’t get enough of watching women absolutely glazed over in cum, especially by multiple men at once.
What does Cum Perfection mean to you? Is it a smooth, creamy homogenous texture or simply the feel of the stuff erupting from the tip of your pee hole after an exhilarating buildup? Others may define their ideal of seminal flawlessness in terms of volume, aroma, color or flavor. Honestly, though, if you’re a straight dude, there’s a good chance you’ll share the opinion of whoever’s running this next joint. To them, Cum Perfection is all about where all that sticky spunk ends up by the end of the shoot: coating the faces of beautiful women.
The name of the game today is bukkake, so I figured I would do a little research into the largest bukkake I could find on film. Unsurprisingly, it's pretty difficult to get official numbers on that sort of thing. It turns out the Guinness book of world records doesn't keep track of that one for some reason.
There are a million different ways to have sex out there and as many fetishes as there are people. From cock and ball torture to bronies, it's amazing what can make a dude hard. After years in the business, nothing surprises me anymore. I don't think there is a single thing in this vast universe of ours that couldn't be fucked or jerked off to.
SplatBukkake slid into my DMs this morning, and I immediately dug out my raincoat and a pair of safety goggles to protect the ol’ peepers. Just from the name alone, I knew this was going to be a messy one. I’m not sure there is such a thing as clean, well-contained bukkake, but I guess that’d be a hell of a gimmick if anybody could ever pull it off. On the other hand, the SPLAT in the title here hints at an extra sloppy, cum-drenched extravaganza of ejaculation that sounds a lot hotter than group sex without the mess. Who out there has a cum fetish?
What the fuck is 1000 Facials? If you guessed a Swedish death metal band that sings about skin cleansers, you are sort of right. Cum is a skin cleanser. Or so I have heard.
Shove that Warning adult content shit up your ass! Show me the girls! Hello facialcasting.com, TPD is here! Where does that noise come from? Oh, it's some Kathy slut bullshitting about herself before a big dong appears, fucks her POV-style, and then shoots a load all over her pretty face! The trailer is dang hot!
Have you ever wanted to bathe in buckets of cum? Of course, you haven’t. That’s a female dream. Women were meant to bathe in cum and men were meant to supply it. But alas, one man can only provide so much cum in a single load. Hell, you could barely fill up an espresso cup in a single day’s worth of faps and that’s if you actually optimize for time. To get a bitch properly doused in cum you’re going to need a lot of help. It’s going to take a veritable army’s worth of fappers to glaze a woman over like a donut. The more fappers the merrier. Unfortunately, life is cruel and unyielding. You may never actually see a real bukkake scene in person. Hell, most of you are definitely going to live out the rest of your lives without seeing the majesty of a woman drowning in cum in person. That’s where ExtremeBukkake comes in.
TampaBukkake! Bukkake is an interesting thing. First of all, I'm surprised it came from Japan. It sounds like some shit that would come from Florida. Second, I'm surprised it has a name. It could have gone unnamed and just been how gang bangs end.
Do you get horny as fuck about beautiful British women that want to chug cock like they are dying tomorrow? What about horny bitches that love being surrounded by hung studs, drowning in their cum? That may sound like a tall order. You may feel like you cannot find a site that actually delivers that kind of content. But boy, you would be dead wrong to assume that!
When people think about bukkake, they usually just think about some hot girl getting absolutely drenched with semen. Few of you perverts are thinking about the logistical issues of finding a willing babe, a bunch of dudes with balls full of milk, and an appropriate venue to dump gallons of fresh, hot baby juice all over the place. Do you ever stop to ponder the difference between bukkake.xxx and the cheap stuff?
GermanGooGirls! Pornography is one of mankind’s greatest art forms. It’s been with us since prehistoric times and really ramped the fuck up in the 20th century. I love how elements of one culture’s porno can become commonplace in the smut world as a whole. Bukkake is a great example. Born in Japan, the sticky, messy fetish is now popular around the world. I recently had a chance to check out a German take on the Asian tradition over at German Goo Girls.
Bukkake Now! Stop the phony bukkake shows! Here comes the real deal! A stream of Japanese cum is in the house, ready to entertain! Meet bukkakenow.com, the site of a pretty straightforward name and one purpose only - prove that Japanese chicks are pros at taking cum all over their faces without blinking an eye. The Land of The Rising Sun, or better said The Land of The Dripping Cum, and this is probably the most offensive thing I have ever written about the land of Samurais! Never mind! Here comes the review!
What’s up, you little freak!? Still trying to find the next best thing to get off to, huh? Don’t worry; Uncle PornDude’s got you. Today, we’re gonna be enjoying the simple pleasures of pretty sluts playing with their pussy! That’s right! There are millions of videos of sluts out there just waiting for you to masturbate to them masturbating! Sure, it’s not as exciting as some of the hardcore BDSM-level stuff some of us are used to… but isn’t it nice not to look at your cock in disgust once in a while?
When it comes to cumming, the face is one of my favorite options. There are a million reasons for this, but I think what guys genuinely love is how demeaning it is. If a bitch lets you cum on her face, it's evidence that she would do anything for you. Plus, it gives us a great view of our work. The more of her face I leave painted, the more pride I feel.
As the age of top-notch free porn tubes comes to an end, porn sites are finding new ways to monetize their sites. However, some of these techniques aren't new at all. They are the same old techniques used when porn first started taking over the internet. AKA the moment it was created and modified for commercial and private use.
If you can't give your whore girlfriend the satisfaction she deserves because you have a tiny cock, chances are she will try to find it elsewhere. There are a few reasons your girl would bring a handsome stranger home to ride and arch for them in front of you. Either you moron fucking cheated on her with your busty neighbour, who she is always jealous about, or you are a sissy partner, and you never make her tremble to your perversions, and she wants you to at least learn something new and pick up something.