It’s POV porn you’re looking for if you love that first-person perspective, putting you right behind the ding-dong getting sucked or stuffed deep inside a really pretty lady. I’m talking about the movies that show you what the stud sees as he bangs the world’s hottest woman, which some would argue is the closest you can get to the real thing without strapping on one of those newfangled VR sex helmets. Grab the headphones and lay back with your laptop resting on your chest. It’s time to take a pornstar for a test drive.
Man, dating can fuckin’ suck! Is there anything worse than spending shitloads of time getting ready for a date with a chick, spending hours talking about mundane crap, footing the bill for a mediocre meal, and then finally getting back to her place to find out she’s as talented at sex as Nikola Tesla (who allegedly died a virgin)?
First-Class POV is no second-rate porn site, at least if the name is to be believed. The joint’s been around since 2011, which doesn’t seem like very long until you compare them to the rest of the Internet. A decade is practically an eternity in Internet years, and means the site is about as old as my humble little review site here. That longevity alone tells me they’re doing something right, and it’s my job to poke my nose around, shake my dick all over the place, and figure out what the magic formula is.
POVD’s tagline sells it as a premium porn site of the future. “Innovative. Cutting Edge,” it reads. “A New Porn Experience.” I thought at first this was going to be another VR site cashing in the burgeoning tech, but nah, this is POV porn for the hi-fi set. Or, as they put it out front, “Ultra-Def and 3D Audio. Nothing Has Ever Existed Like This Before.”
Jay’s POV is a lot similar to mine in a number of ways. To start with, we’re both really, really big porn fans. We both appreciate hot chicks, hot sex, and good camerawork. I guess one of the biggest differences between us is that while I try to cover multiple elements of the smut business, from reviews to production to webmastering, Jay’s got a pretty single-minded focus: banging beautiful women in premium POV movies.
Mr. POV sounds like he might be a little full of himself, judging by the way he named his whole site after himself. Then again, I can certainly relate! And while my moniker tells you I’m an expert on all things smut-related, it’s pretty clear this guy has a certain pornographic format he likes to work with. In case you’re somehow unfamiliar with the acronym, those letters in his name stand for Point Of View, which is how all the movies on the site are shot.
Get ready for a Raw Attack! I’m talking sexy, slutty girls getting raw-dogged by big dicks in 4K hardcore movies. That arguably describes any modern paysite, but this joint I’m reviewing today promises “totally raw, unadulterated real sex!” They’re so insistent that I’m starting to question whether I know what’s real anymore when it comes to porn, so naturally, I have to know what makes their smut more raw or more pure than the competition.
Bad Daddy POV! Oh fuck yes, let’s talk about some kinky shit. You know I like to get real nasty on this site. BadDaddyPOV is a really fucked up website with some primo A-class role-play videos that are all about pretending you have a daughter that wants to fuck you. Well, it’s not that fucked up. It’s just role-playing like you get in the bedroom. I know I’ve fucked a lot of bitches who called me daddy before. It’s some sort of fantasy they have, and I have to say it gets me hard as nails too. So, if it works for me and serves her daddy issues, I’m all for it. That’s what BadDaddyPOV is all about.
You weebs want nothing more than to have an obedient Japanese waifu suck you off and let you fuck them in their tight pussy whenever the mood comes up. I get where you’re coming from. Who cares that it’s a pipe dream? I’m not going to stand in the way of your steamy Asian fantasies. Go ahead and keep learning Japanese and tell yourself it’s to one day find a hot 18+ schoolgirl of your own instead of just using that skill for understanding your favorite tentacle hentai. But maybe you want to feel like that petite Asian slut is right there in the room with you. If that sounds like a frequent daydream of yours, then, boy, I have got a treat for you.
Who’s up for a POV Adventure? Just to be clear, ThePornDude ain’t a video game site, so I ain’t talking about first-person shooters. Then again, there will probably be some projectiles flying away from the camera and towards the other characters on the screen, but nobody’s going to get maimed or killed. Nah, any pretty girls who get shot around here are simply going to end up a bit stickier, a tad creamier, and perhaps a little less hungry than they’d been moments earlier. If they pull off the POV porn format well, you’ll feel like you’re the one popping off those reproductive loads.
Milf AF! You guys know that I love to break in fresh teens. The pristine bodies, innocent attitude, and lack of experience make for some fantastic fucking. I love teaching these bitches how to do it right. When they leave my dick, it's like they just took a fuck 101 course. Whoever they bang next, better thank me for laying the groundwork.
Are you like me, the porn fucking master that reviews the best porn sites on ThePornDude? No, you’re not mother fucker! There isn’t anyone on this goddamn Earth like me!
What’s up, you little freak!? Still trying to find the next best thing to get off to, huh? Don’t worry; Uncle PornDude’s got you. Today, we’re gonna be enjoying the simple pleasures of pretty sluts playing with their pussy! That’s right! There are millions of videos of sluts out there just waiting for you to masturbate to them masturbating! Sure, it’s not as exciting as some of the hardcore BDSM-level stuff some of us are used to… but isn’t it nice not to look at your cock in disgust once in a while?
When it comes to cumming, the face is one of my favorite options. There are a million reasons for this, but I think what guys genuinely love is how demeaning it is. If a bitch lets you cum on her face, it's evidence that she would do anything for you. Plus, it gives us a great view of our work. The more of her face I leave painted, the more pride I feel.
As the age of top-notch free porn tubes comes to an end, porn sites are finding new ways to monetize their sites. However, some of these techniques aren't new at all. They are the same old techniques used when porn first started taking over the internet. AKA the moment it was created and modified for commercial and private use.
A site calling itself POV Masters is staking a big claim right from the title. There are at least a dozen other paysites out there focusing on the first-person perspective, giving you a porn-stud’s-eye view of blowjobs, doggystyle sessions and other good times. What’s so special about this next site that makes them masters of the craft? Is it just another bullshit brag, or do their movies really make you feel like you’re banging a pornstar?
If you can't give your whore girlfriend the satisfaction she deserves because you have a tiny cock, chances are she will try to find it elsewhere. There are a few reasons your girl would bring a handsome stranger home to ride and arch for them in front of you. Either you moron fucking cheated on her with your busty neighbour, who she is always jealous about, or you are a sissy partner, and you never make her tremble to your perversions, and she wants you to at least learn something new and pick up something.
Mr. Lucky POV has a name that tells you pretty much exactly what you’re going to get inside. As a guy named The Porn Dude who runs a website called ThePornDude, I can certainly relate! This lucky fellow actually sounds a little more humble than myself, because instead of covering the front page in pics of his own face, the site puts all its emphasis on the girls right from the jump. Just wait until you see these kinky broads!
Do you have a filthy POV? I know I do, and I’d like to think most of my fans share a similar perverted perspective. Do you know who else has a dirty mind and an arguably obscene way of looking at things? The fine folks at Filthy Kings, a humble bunch of deviates who have apparently declared themselves lords of dirt, muck, grime, or maybe they’re just talking about really good porno. Hey, it sounds like my type of bunch!
What’s your Stay Home POV? If you’re like a lot of motherfuckers, you’ve spent the last year or so working from home or just watching TV all day. It’s been shitty if you’re used to going out, doing things, or interacting with other humans, but hey, at least we’ve all had a lot of extra time for whacking off. I’m sure you know that as well as I do, otherwise you wouldn’t be here and you wouldn’t have the ol’ Fleshlight all lubed up, dripping on the carpet and ruining your security deposit.
The phrase “Tease POV” could arguably be used to describe any good first-person perspective porno movie. The best films of the genre bring you ever so close to being there, putting you practically inside the porn stud’s shoes as he bangs away at the hottest poon in the world. Still, without the actual feel of a warm, wet mouth on your dick and some titties in your face, the greatest POV titles still amount to something of a tease. It’s a damn good thing they invented those silicone fap sleeves, huh? (I got a custom one shaped like your mom’s kisser.)