You know why BBW Sex Dates always tend to go really fucking well for me? It’s because those big girls are always hungry, and I always bring a nice, fat sausage along wherever I go. Sorry, I couldn’t resist the obvious joke, and I certainly mean no disrespect. The real reason those dates go so well is because the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’! Who else loves fat chicks?
Spoil The Princess! There are a variety of reasons you might want to spoil the princess. Maybe that coronavirus stimulus check is burning a hole in your pocket, or maybe your insider stock trading has been going well and you just have money to burn. Perhaps you want the joy of helping put a young mother through college, or you just want the thrill of having some mean bitch take your money while telling you how pathetic you are. Hey, I ain’t going to judge you for it. In fact, I’m about to tell you how to get your fix at SpoilThePrincess.
Sugar Daddy Meet! I’ve gotten some flack over the years for my visits to high-class escorts and back-alley crackwhore BJs. I’ve had people tell me it’s better to hook-up with local fatties on Tinder, or use some expensive computer-dating service that will match me with somebody based on a 4-hour fucking test I have to take first. Fuck that tripe. What if I just want a hot chick to love me for my money? Well, SugarDaddyMeet attempts to answer that question.
With the uncertainty of the coronavirus infecting our daily lives, it’s hard to know what the hell to do with ourselves. Everything seems like a risk of contamination these days. People are afraid to go to the grocery store, let alone hang out with friends or nail crackwhores. In these weird times, I’ve turned to one of the safest pastimes: using sites like Shag.co.uk to have sex with strangers I meet on the Internet.
Swing Towns! Man, things just get better and better for people who like sex. I say that as a totally depraved pervert, but even normal folks are more open than ever about their freakiness, kinkiness, and sexual desires. Apps like Tinder are fun for a quick hookup, but real swingers recognize the value of a dedicated platform like SwingTowns. The site has been around for a couple of decades now and helps around half a million visitors a month get a little bit of action.
The internet is full of weirdos, which is understandable. At first, it was Facebook, and people posted pictures there. Then it was Instagram, with the shitty live options and stories. And then, Tinder came into play. Now, of course, we have dating sites for people who enjoy bondage and other fetish kinds of stuff. And Fetster.com is just one of them. It's basically a dating community that's free, and here you can find a partner who enjoys the same type of shit that you do, making your search for sinning much easier. If this sounds interesting to you, then read this review through, because I won't write it again. It's enough that I have to consume BDSM shit on a daily basis already.
TS Dates! One of the great things about being the internationally famous Porn Dude is that bitches always want my cock. I find it when I’m out and about, and I also find it online, and I always want it with no strings attached. Speaking of strings attached, the broads on this dating site come with that extra bonus bit dangling between the legs. Yes, ladies and gentlemen and shemales of legal ages, TSdates.com is exactly what it sounds like.
Kasidie swingers club! I used to be a hardcore, full-fledged, balls to the wall swinger.
Kinky Ads! Moving to a new city where you don’t know anyone can leave you confused and depressed if you are a pleasure seeker that likes getting their dick wet on a regular basis. So, what to do if you are looking for a casual sex fling and don’t like the hassles of trying disease-infested hookers and risk either getting an STI or cooling your heels in jail?
One thing about traditional dating sites is that they are not wholly inclusive. Let’s face it, transgendered people face a lot of stigma and stereotype and coming out to date in the public is a bit tricky for them. Many of them live in fear of being victimized and judged and finding a dating site specifically suited for transgender dating is not entirely straightforward. Luckily, I’ve spent lots of ungodly hours looking for the best solution, and like the determined motherfucker I am, I come bearing good news.
As a site with such a transparent name, I am sure you already know what to expect from tsmeet.com. This place will help you meet lots of hot tranny chicks, so if you are into that, you are more than welcome to stay and browse because there is a lot to see. Now, this is a dating site, and while you can meet one-night stands, most of these people are looking for a relationship type meeting.
You probably already know or have at least seen hislut.com, as this site tends to be that one pop-up Ad that everyone sees. However, how much do you really know about this site? Well, if you are wondering whether this place is legit and if they offer the crap that they promise, I am here to tell you all about it, since I have already explored this place.
Some people say money can’t buy you love or happiness. Other people say any sexual or romantic relationship is actually just a business agreement at heart. The folks behind Seeking.com seem to agree with the latter, or at least they expect you to. The top of the landing page says it’s Where Beautiful, Successful People Fuel Mutually Beneficial Relationships. That’s a little vague, but the next section talks about Sugar Daddy Benefits.
Alright, neckbeard, it’s time to get you out of the basement. Hose out your pits, scrape the fromunda cheese from your junk, and slap on a button-up shirt. Not the one with the dragons, dipshit, put on that neglected oxford your mom bought you. All set? Now we just need a dating site aimed at horny fucks like you. Let’s take a look at Passion.com.
Looking to "Be Naughty"? Porn is fucking awesome, but it usually doesn’t get you laid. Sure, you can check out forums, or hop into discussions with other people on certain sites, but when does that ever work? Those people might be taken, or they might not be looking to get down. If you want to get some action, then you need to out there and put the time into finding the perfect babe. I’m talking about dating sites. No, not those preppy and stuck up sites where the chicks won’t even put out. I’ve got a site where every slut on there is looking to hook up and get fucked.
As soon as you open Double List, you will be offered to sign up, since it is free. They say that they are basically like any other dating app, but much better, and whether that is true or not, I shall now see. First, you will have to become a member, because without a membership you will not be allowed to do anything, which really fucking sucks.
Fab Swingers (fabsw)! The only thing I can think of that might be better than porn is actually sticking your dick into a warm, wet, living hole. Yeah, sometimes the broads yammer too much, but what can you do? That’s just the price of entry, I guess. Speaking of, the front page of FabSwingers.com says their price of entry is a flat rate of zero. Not bad for a swinger networking site where you can meet other freaks for a hookup.
With a domain name such as SwingingHeaven aka Swingers Heaven, is there a need to formally introduce this place or can I just assume that everyone understands that this is a dating website? I like to believe that people who read my reviews are not fucking idiots, so I will explain everything in detail while leaving out the useless crap that should be implied.
SLS.com! Do you live the Swing Lifestyle, or have you ever considered swapping partners with other horny local couples? Before the Internet, it was hard to find like-minded swingers to fool around with, but we’ve come a long fucking way since the days of awkwardly asking your coworkers if their wife would be DTF. Why risk a sexual harassment accusation or an uppercut from a dude who takes it entirely the wrong way when you say you’d really like to bang his old lady? Today, we’re going to look at a site aimed at making the whole process a hell of a lot less complicated and painful.
Want to get kinky at Fet Life? Never before have fetishes and kinks been as popular as they are today. I don’t know if it is because the invention of the internet has led to a greater level of transparency and communication when it comes to peoples’ deepest sexual desires or if it is because we are just becoming more open and accepting as a society. Or maybe it is something else altogether. Whatever the reason, more and more people are embracing their kinks, and it is a beautiful thing to see.
You must have heard about hookup site Adult Friend Finder before aka aff.com? In 1994, a man named Andrew Conru created Web Personals, the first online dating site ever. In 1996, after selling Web Personals, he created a site called Friend Finder, one of the first social networking sites in existence. However, only days after Friend Finder went live, Conru and his crew noticed that the majority of what people were posting were naked photos of themselves and desperate pleas from people looking to get fucked. Naturally. That is, of course, what the internet is for, after all.
Want to cheat on your wife or girlfriend at AshleyMadison? Just because a goal has a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score. That’s the kind of attitude you need going into this next dating site. It’s all about discretion and secret hookups with horny women who aren’t satisfied with their relationships. That’s where you come in. It’s time to get out there and give these lonely babes the premium pounding that their lame-ass boyfriends or husbands aren’t providing. But this site isn’t just for you relationship destroyers out there. This platform is also great for single people to meet up more discretely. Tired of your coworkers or friends stumbling across your Tinder profile? Then this site is also for you!
Are you tired of hooking up with hot sluts on regular dating sites only to find out that they are painfully vanilla in bed? It’s a story as old as time. You take them back for some hardcore BDSM sex in your elaborate sex dungeon with swings, ropes, whips, and the whole nine. But they just aren’t into it and think you’re some kind of freak.
You’ve seen it time and time again, I’m sure … “Sign up now for the number one hookup site! No charge! No card needed! Tons of hot sluts ready to fuck in your area!” How many times have you been fooled by that old trick, huh? Oh, who are we kidding? We both know you still click on these ads every once in a while, on the sheer hope that maybe, just maybe, one of them will be real one day.
Swingers Date Club aka SDC Swingers aka SDC.com! Not every website that you visit in order to feed your endlessly lustful appetites has to be an orgiastic smorgasbord of escorts and porn and all-out fuck fests with anal gaping and deepthroating and double penetration galore. Consider for a moment that you might take some time out of your day to become a little more enlightened about sexuality. Have you ever stopped to consider that possibility? That you might educate yourself on the nature of sexuality, self-reflect on the nature of your own sexuality, and take into consideration the sexualities of others?
Somebody mentioned HighReply this morning, and my first thought was that it had to be a dating app for stoners, potheads, highons, burnouts, druggies, hippies, as well as recreational cannabis consumers. I know the word “high” has multiple meanings, but context counts for a lot. I’m the kind of guy who sometimes browses Tinder with bloodshot eyes and a whole big-ass bag of Cheetos in my lap, in which case almost every message I send is a high reply.
Are you in the mood to meet up with mature people that you know will have you all hard, throbbing, and excited for the weekend? Or hell, maybe you can’t wait that long to get some mature pussy! Maybe you have to get it now – right now!
The promo blurb on Go3Fun’s front page confused me for a brief moment after the link slid into my DMs this morning. They call it “The Leading Dating App For Sexually-Free Singles and Partners to Meet Like-Minded People,” and maybe it was just the morning fog clouding my brain or the bong hits I had for breakfast, but I misinterpreted what they meant by sexually free. After rubbing my eyes and adjusting my boner, I realized they weren’t talking about asexuals who don’t fuck. No, this one’s aimed at exactly the opposite demographic.
Tinder is such a wildly popular dating and hookup platform that I’ve neglected doing a review of it for ThePornDude. I know it’s exactly the kind of thing I write about around here, but it’s kind of like whipping up a review of McDonald’s on a website about restaurants. Everybody knows what a Chicken McNugget tastes like and how they’ve got two drive-through lanes, so what is there to talk about? It’s a little embarrassing, but it’s taken some gentle nudging from my loyal visitors to finally put out my official report.
Have you used Instagram to get laid yet? It ain’t designed for that purpose, which might be one of the best reasons why it works. On the other hand, it’s the same reason why some of you may never meet a partner through the platform. It depends a lot on how you approach it and what you’re doing with it, so I figured I’d give out a few pointers that might help you along. At the end of the day, there ain’t much penalty for failure, so how bad could it hurt?
My Sugar Daddy has the kind of title that’s hard to work into an opening line without suggesting I’ve got a fat-pocketed dude footing my bills in exchange for a little romance. Personally, I tend to be on the opposite side of such exchanges, and knowing my readers, I bet you are, too. Sometimes Tinder feels a little too low-class for the jet set, champagne chugging motherfuckers out there, especially if you already know what you’re looking for in a relationship.
I imagine Bicupid looking a hell of a lot like the regular Cupid, only he’s shooting arrows with dingdongs on one end and cooters on the other. He makes you fall in love like that other chubby little angel-winged cherub, but you just might end up with a hankering for some handsome dude’s big cock (or some sweet pussy if you’re a lady)! Hell, maybe you’ll fall in love with a couple, and then you can enjoy the best of both worlds.
How do you feel about Asian Singles? Personally, I find myself gawking at them at the grocery store, at the coffee shop or on my laptop screen all the damn time. In any situation, though, I’ve learned the hard way that folks don’t necessarily appreciate seeing an unsolicited boner in public. If only there was an easier way to meet women than whipping out my junk at the sushi bar!
If you’re craving Trans Sex Dates, there’s a decent chance you’ve found the local Tinder listings lacking. Sure, if you’re in a big enough city, you can find all kinds of adult fun and games on those hookup apps, but the pickings can be slim if you’ve got niche interests but prudish neighbors. I’ve covered a number of different trans-oriented dating platforms here at ThePornDude, and today I’m going to check one out that lays their whole theme right there in the domain name. Based on the traffic alone, I’m guessing there’s at least a little more action than I found at the highway rest area.
Wanna get laid at Fuck Book? There are plenty of dating sites out there, some of which even claim to be hookup friendly; others have just built a reputation for being so. Not every dating site is ideal, though, when it comes to trying to get laid online. So, how are you supposed to know which ones are legit for your dick and which ones are shit? Well, let’s break down a few of the more popular ones in terms of whether or not you are likely to have any luck using them in order to get a little bit of a better idea.
The opportunity for Secret Benefits is one that few of us could pass up if we happen upon it by chance. Why wait for chance, though? I’m guessing you’re reading this review because you’re actively looking for those secret benefits, or maybe to offer the very same to some lucky, perhaps horny recipient. I’m certainly not one to judge, as I, too, often find myself perusing the local personals on sites full of beautiful, available women. Some platforms are better than others, though, and I think this one will appeal to a certain subset of daddies with a bit of extra sugar in their pockets.
I woke up this morning and said, “MILF me!” This is honestly a semi-regular occurrence for me, especially when I’ve been watching or reviewing a lot of cougar porno. I’m usually just talking to myself when it happens, openly wishing I could have a hot mama take care of my morning wood, so I’ll often pull up a porn tube or premium site to handle the issue. Imagine my surprise when I found out there’s actually a website calling itself MILFMe, and it aims to help pervs like me find a more hands-on solution to that aching lust for the Mothers I’d Love to Fuck.
The whole concept of Friends With Benefits can be a little controversial, depending on who you ask. There are dudes out there who claim it never works out, that there are always strings attached, no matter what she says. I’ve had my share of supposedly casual hookups that went sideways when the babes got jealous, but it doesn’t always go that way. In my experience, things tend to work out best when you’re really up front about what you want. These days, you don’t have to be looking for a girlfriend or a wife to get your dick wet, provided you know where to look. Match.com ain’t it for the casual flings, my friends!
Heated Affairs calls itself the World’s Largest Cheating Site, which is kind of a bold-ass claim for a joint getting just a tenth of the traffic they’re pulling over at Ashley Madison. Then again, a tenth of ten million is a pretty fucking deep pool of potential partners, so I ain’t ready to start scoffing just yet. In fact, looking at those traffic stats made me even more eager to get inside and see who needs a bit of PornDude dick on the side. If it happens to be your wife, well, it’s nothing personal, friend.
Undertable intrigued me from the very moment I heard the name, which calls to mind sexy secrets passed beneath the dinner settings, unbeknownst to the rest of the diners. After taking a look at the site, I realized I wasn’t too far off. There’s a whole world of low-key liaisons going on right beneath our noses—or right beneath the table, as suggested by the title. If you’re looking to get into it, perhaps this site will be the key you’ve been looking for.
Pulling up Swinger Zone Central in my browser, I was greeted by a sexy babe in red lingerie, the text imploring me to “Find the hottest people in your area.” Ah, another adult hookup site. Seeking out the local thots is always on my mind when I’m not cranking off to or filming porn, so I was certainly intrigued by the premise. The thing is, though, I’ve seen plenty of hookup sites, and they don’t always have the action I’m looking for. So what makes this one any better than the competition?
I checked out Spank Net earlier today, thinking it might be an excellent place to learn about corporal punishment. The thing is, though, I don’t think the spankings going on here are really considered punishment. “Funishment” might apply if you want to throw out some cutesy wordplay, and why not? I’m a big fan of adults having all kinds of play, including the pain-spiked pleasure you’ll find on SpankNet. Now, where did I put my paddle?
Uber Horny! It can be a pain in the ass going out there to meet horny sluts. So many bitches these days have dumb fucking expectations for a “relationship” or “something stable.” Man, screw that. I just want to take a dime piece back to my pad and fuck her pussy raw until she has to stumble out in the middle of the night because, you cucks know, I’m not letting her spend the night. It can be tough to find sluts out in the wild who are down with that. Usually, the only chicks interested are way too fucking drunk or blasted out of their minds, and I’m not trying to catch a court case.
BisexualPlayground! Are you the kind of horny dude that swings both ways? Do you enjoy both dick and pussy? Do you wish that you could meet other people who are like you? Well, if you answered yes to these questions, holy fucking shit, do I have the social network for you! Oh yeah, you know where I’m getting at!
What exactly is Collar Space? Is it the part of your neck where a dog leash fits well, keeping your right to breathe freely in the hands of your leather-bound master? Or is it a place on the internet where you can find that dominant kink partner to take the reign and maybe bang you up the ass with a strap-on after thoroughly spanking your bare butt, balls, and back? Well, while I do review the occasional sex toy here at ThePornDude, this one’s an online thing, though maybe it’ll help you find your own living, breathing sex toy to help indulge your freakiest desires.
Sometimes an Adult Match Maker is all you need to help get your dick wet, or at least that’s what I’ve read on the Internet. I’m guessing you’ve heard the very same thing, and I bet we’re both thinking about the very same website that puts it right there in the name. There are plenty of sex dating websites, but this has been one of the stronger brands over the years, outlasting a lot of the competition who’ve come and gone along the way. The question is whether that popularity is related to the quality of their platform or just the amount of money they put into advertising.