Japanese ASMR got me like, “Giggle, slurp, whisper, pop!” I’ve had my headphones on all morning, tuning in to those kawaii voices and slippery sex noises being pumped right into my ears. I’ve got those skin tingles, feelings of warmth and calmness, and a raging boner dripping into my boxers. It’s wild that I got this from audio alone when usually I’m cranking it to full 4K lesbian films or VR anal scenes. Is this what it was like masturbating before TV was invented?
We’re on the weird part of the internet with this one, boys. I miss the days when I used to review anal videos, which was like, the weirdest part of my job. These days, it feels like the zoomers are taking shit too far. Today, we’re talking about NSFW ASMR videos. I’m not going to break down what that acronym stands for. It’s a complicated term for that simple little effect in your brain when you get a tingly sensation down your back and you feel sleepy. It sounds a lot like an orgasm, but it’s actually a lot more underwhelming. It’s not sexual; it’s just … relaxing.
What do you think of when you hear the word Soundgasm? An orgasm with the help of sound? An orgasm for your ears? Hardcore ejaculation to female ASMR? Whatever your association is, it’s probable that you’re not wrong. Today we’re looking at a website called Soundgasm.net, though there’s a twist. You can’t really use the site through that website domain. Instead, we will be using Flari.com to access it and search through it. That is as far as Flaru goes, however, and all the file hosting and jerking off will be happening on the side of Soundgasm, so that’s the actual website that we want to take a look at here.
Try Quinn! Many sites have tried and failed at making a real social media for adults. These usually end up becoming dating sites or porn tube sites. None of them quite match anything that SFW social media platforms have to offer. Anyway, I’ve been snooping around, and I think I finally managed to find something that looks like it’s a potential for an audio NSFW social media website. It’s called Tryquinn.com, and while it has its flaws and all that, I do think that there is a good chance it could explode into the next big thing for porn enthusiasts. We’re talking about a place where people share their audio content for free.
So, you want to get into audio sex stories? Yeah, it’s a growing trend and I don’t see it slowing down anytime soon. Do you know why it’s getting so popular? My guess is that many guys got bored with regular porn and are looking for something completely new. Audio sex stories are the perfect thing for them and they eat that shit up like crazy. There are a couple of other factors and they mostly consist of the fact that it’s actual girls reading these stories and you feel a lot closer to them that way than when you watch a pornstar doing a scene. Finally, the taboo topics you can explore are unmatched.
If you’re a PMV fan looking for a PMV Haven, you’re in luck today. The acronym stands broadly for Picture Music Video, but let’s be real here: you’re reading this on ThePornDude because you’re interested in a more specific type of PMV, one that’s conducive to jerking a load of spunk into your favorite cum sock or the Pringles can at your bedside. Yes, ladies and germs, I’m talking about Porn Music Videos, so grab your headphones and a bottle of lube.
So, ASMR and porn?! Isn't that a good combination? All of us dudes know that watching porn without sounds is like fucking a chick with a condom on, and the Dude doesn't have time for that bullshit. I want it raw, loud and hardcore, and what's a better place for such a fix than asmrnude.com. The site will give you aaahhs and ooohhs, and treat you with high-end picture quality. Your eyes are gonna pop, and your cocks are gonna fucking explode!
Well, well, well, look where the twisted path of curiosity has led me. Yours truly, the illustrious Porn Dude, has ventured into the realms of Urban Dictionary. Insane, huh? Still, I bring back with me a tantalizing tidbit of knowledge. You see, I'm here to introduce you to hmvmania.com, a site that's all about something way more exciting than your everyday urban lingo.
What’s up, you beautiful ball basher! Today, I’ve got something a little special for you! We’re diving into the weird and wacky world of ASMR. That’s right, my friend! We’re getting real intimate, haha! Now we all saw this coming… Everyone did. Shit, for the first few years ASMR was even a thing, everyone just assumed it was some kind of fetish! And they weren’t exactly wrong!
Are you in the mood for some ASMR goodness? Well are you? You know you are, so what in the hell are you waiting for? Get over to ASMRine right away if you want to get off to this kind of content!
The PMV in PMVtube initially baffled me when the link slid into my DMs this morning. I didn’t immediately recognize the acronym, and the grab bag of perversion out on the front page didn’t make it any more obvious. They’ve got a pair of headphones in the logo, though, so as I plugged in my Sennheisers, I wondered if this was going to be an ASMR tube. I still didn’t understand what the PMV stood for, though.
What’s Leaks Love got to love? Well, it says it right there in the name: this is a site for people who love ASMR content. That begs the question of just what kind of content they’re talking about. Since you’re reading this on ThePornDude and not a directory of local tradesmen, it’s probably a safe bet that nobody’s going to be talking about fixing pipes. You might, however, find a few sexy housewife and plumber scenarios if you look around a little.
Ero Cast is a different kind of website than what I normally review around here at ThePornDude, to say the least. Most of the free sites I fap test on the average day are video tubes, plus an assortment of paysites, sex blogs, hentai libraries and nudie photo galleries. I’ve got dozens of categories of adult websites listed here at ThePornDude, but most of them are just popular subgenres of porn presented in the various standard formats. Erocast is something else entirely, something so unique that it doesn’t fit cleanly into any of the established categories.
I really thought Noodle Dude was going to be a sprawling directory of all the best pasta websites on the internet, each with a longform review full of useful info slathered with hilarious jokes, all delivered by a noodle-snorting mascot with a huge head. I was all ready to read writeups of the local ramen shops and Italian joints, thinking maybe this Noodle Dude would turn me on to some good shit I can show off to the Tinder ladies. I’m not sure if you know this, but a good bowl of high-end linguine or even a fancy bowl of truffle-infused mac and cheese can sometimes be the difference between getting laid by an internet stranger or going home alone to jack off again.
You've probably heard of "cuckold" before. But do you really know what it means? A cuckold can be created in two ways and both of those ways involve someone in the relationship cheating. The first way can be a guy's wife going out and fucking some other guy because at least he gives her dick, you know? The second can be a guy making a move on another dude's wife and fucking her.
I’ve been mulling over this review for a while now, and for the longest time, I told myself that it’s just not worth it. There’s no reason to talk about Twitch. Twitch is just a gaming platform. The twitch thots will die out eventually when they get banned from the platform and so on. I could not have been more wrong. I know that most remarkable things on the internet eventually devolve into pornography, but I’m the kind of classicist who believes that porn and child-friendly spaces shouldn’t mix. Twitch was initially the best place for young people to hang out and watch back-to-back streams of video games being played by people from around the globe. Those days are over. Twitch is now officially one of the best places to feast your eyes on oiled-up giant breasts and some seriously cringey sexually suggestive content.
HentaiASMR sounds like something that probably wouldn’t have existed a decade ago, which is frankly just more evidence that we live in the golden age of pornography. It’s a merging of two fetishes that have exploded in popularity in more recent years, and I’m pretty excited to check it out. I’m so thrilled that I’m getting tingly sensations from my scalp to my dick; could I be having a stroke, or is this just the magic of that Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response they’re talking about?
Psst Audio! One could say I live an overstimulating life. Between work and play, I put my lizard brain through its paces daily. It could be watching 3 Albanian hikers, dressed as the queen’s guard, fucking a cheerleader in the woods using an open golf umbrella till her queefs sound like a didgeridoo. Or perhaps I swing by my local rub and tug for taco Tuesday (see what I did there?). I’m often too lazy to do even that, so I’ll call up my favorite sex line.
EroASMR is only half subtle with the name. You can throw out guesses for what the “Ero” part stands for; this could be an Emergency Response Organization, the Electronic Return Originator used by the IRS, or maybe something a bit kinkier, a shortened version of “erotic”. The ASMR is less mysterious, as the phenomenon and fetish has grown massively in popularity over the last few years. Grab the lube, the silicone toy snatch, and those expensive headphones your wife didn’t want you to buy. It’s time to get all tingly.
I feel like I end up talking about cucks more often than I’d like to, not just lately, but in general. These people are taking over the internet. I say these, but really, I mean you. You’re here, aren’t you? You’re reading this review. You’re curious at the very least. Even if you haven’t had someone else intentionally dick your wife for you, you’re certainly on that path. The rest of us don’t go around reading cuck porn reviews, do we? We’re too busy satisfying our babes. That’s right, you cuck. I can smell you. I know what you’re up to. You want to see me fuck your wife, don’t you? Well, tough luck. I tend to stay away from used pussy. That being said, I am here to use my expertise to help you find oodles of cuck porn to satisfy your sick fetishes and that’s what XVideos’ Cuckold section is for.
Some porn sites host their own fetish porn, such as cuckold. Others are the high and mighties. They're the ones who collect all kinds of cuckold porn and display it all neatly for your horny souls. iXXX is that site that has gone all over the internet and created this massive library of cuckold porn ready for people to come and enjoy. While what they've done as a whole is pretty interesting and doesn't leave much room for getting bored, there doesn't seem to be a lot special about iXXX.
It is time to review a classic, boys and girls. I’m not covering all of XHamster, don’t worry. We’re only here to talk about the cuckold section as well as the overall quality of the cuckold content you can find on XHamster. This site’s got a reputation. To me, XHamster will always be the porn tube that doesn’t give nearly as many fucks as it should. It’s a bit of a wild west of smut. Anyone can post here and everyone is trying to use the site to drive traffic back to their own websites, because as I said, it’s a wild west. This site’s more of a marketing frontier than a porn tube at this point.
With the porn industry always offering new pornographic content, you know that you will never get bored. No matter what you might be searching for, there is always a website that will fulfill your naughtiest desires. As for those who are specifically into something that is considered a fetish or a kink, finding the right type of a website might be a challenge.
Awww, literotica is mobile-friendly now. Like watching Gone with The Wind in VR! Welcome to literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories, the virtual home of a shitload of amateur erotic stories that are more than stories. The website has been an inspiration, for years, for a bunch of content writers and smut authors and made a name for itself despite a shit ton of hardcore adult websites. Literotica.com is a fucking classic!
NudeVista.com is a porn aggregator site. What does this mean? It means that it’s a site that combines the content of many other sites and puts it all in one place. Now, the content isn’t streamed from the domain of NudeVista.com, but instead, it’s streamed on the site that originally hosts the file. This is great if you have a lot of lesbian porn that you want to show, but you don’t have a lot of hosting space. Porn aggregator sites usually work like this and their biggest storage issue are all the thumbnails that they have to host of the videos that they redirect to. This is the biggest usage of hosting space for them.