It’s about fucking time I reviewed DancingBear. I know; you’re on the edge of your seat for this one. So sit your ass down and check out this amazing review that I’m about to lay down. This is a website you’ve most likely already heard a lot about, and if you haven’t, well, you’ve certainly seen some of their videos on XVideos and similar tube sites, even if you didn’t technically know where they were coming from. Well, I’m about to mansplain to you in great detail how DancingBear is taking over the porn industry and monopolizing their presence on every single porn tube at the same time. This right here is a revolutionary porn site that’s succeeding in bringing a new form of porn to the masses, en masse.
First BGG! It will come as no shock to my readers that I love fucking pussy. It's one of the few things that I enjoy more than masturbating. I know you guys can't empathize, but the feeling of a tight pussy sliding up and down on your cock is incredible. There's nothing like it. I only wish you could experience the joy I feel every day, just once.
Sex can be a taboo subject in certain circles. It's a damn shame because those people don't know what they're missing. Sex is one of the great pleasures in life that no one should deprive themselves of, especially for some childish sky daddy with the frontal lobe of an eight-year-old.
Group Mams! Some things in life are best done in groups. Some examples are team sports, heavy drinking, cult creation, and most importantly of all, sex. I'm unsure if my readers can even properly imagine having group sex. Single sex is so far from the realms of possibility for you that group sex sounds like a fairy tale.
There's a first time for everything! This is THE first time in my fucking life that I opened the list of male models the moment I loaded an xxx homepage. Boris looks like a Russian Duma member who has a thing for crack whores, David used to see cannelloni as a kid on the streets before he joined the mob, and Felix's childhood dream was to get the role of Ron Weasley, but his acting skills proved to be more suitable for oldje-3some.com. What a colorful collection of old farts!
You guys caught me at a really bad time with this review, I won’t lie. I recently watched a short documentary on the fetishization of black dudes in media. That also covers the way black dudes are represented in porn. The conclusions were less than stellar. As it turns out, for many years now we’ve been commodifying the sexuality of black men and treating them as if they were some sort of inanimate sex objects who aren’t supposed to have any feelings or gentility. The documentary also spoke of black bucks in cuckoldry situations as a great example of how black men essentially get reduced to the role of sex toys. I’d say it was pretty illuminating stuff, if I didn’t already know all this.
The Gangbang Club! When you have as much sex as I do, you search for ways to pack in more fucking into each sexual experience. I need larger and larger doses the more time goes on. I couldn't even imagine having vanilla sex with only one bitch at this point. If I'm only fucking one bitch, I need that bitch to go buck wild on my cock. This beast demands divine pleasures, so bring your A-game pussy.
There are sluts in this world, and then there are sluuuuuuts. I'm talking about sluts that make your average bar whore look like Mr. Rogers with a pussy. These kinds of sluts only come around a few times in a generation, and most die unknown to the world, never getting the flowers their pussy deserves.
I’ll never forget the conversation I had with my good friend Justin after he moved back from Canada. We were out with friends, and everyone was listening to Justin talk about his Canadian adventures. Suddenly, out of nowhere, he drops the dime that he had a threesome. Holy shit! He wasn’t exactly a pussy hound, so this was big news. We were thrilled for him.
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CzechMegaSwingers.com! A website name as the suitable lyrics for the monogamy funeral march. "Fuck the rules, fuck thy neighbor," as the motto of this page! I made it up, but I suggest the people behind czechmegaswingers.com take my suggestion into consideration for the welcoming message.
Home parties, the synonym for tedious bullshit where everyone laughs at one prick's lame jokes, yawns, and waits for midnight to head home with a pre-made excuse that they have to wake up early. You've seen the shit far too many times. If you thought that home parties for 30+ folks look like that teenage movies crap, think again. However, there's still hope. The light at the end of the tunnel! There's czechhomeorgy.com, living proof that home parties are the best when pricks start flying around and housewives' tits go into full-bounce mode.
People are bored! That's what it is! Adult webmasters work their asses off to come up with something unique, something that the smut world has never seen before, only to get their cut of the market. On the other hand, smut consumers turn this situation to their advantage, always asking for more and more. This is exactly why someone came up with the idea to launch czechharem.com. Which person in his right mind would link Czech and harem!? I don't know about you, but the first thing that crossed my mind when someone says Czech is an amateur chick blowing a dick in a park for two bucks.
Do you ever see a happy stepfamily eating out at a restaurant and ever stop to think to yourself, ‘gee, I bet the reason they are so happy is because they are fucking each other.’ Then you start to fantasize about the stepgrandfather eating out his stepgranddaughter’s tight college-age pussy while the stepgrandmother watches and sucks off her son-in-law. All the while their stepdaughter eats out the asshole of her stepdad.
Are you horny as fuck to get off to all kinds of sexy as hell interracial gangbangs? I know you are mother fucker! It is not hard to guess what kind of shit gets you the fuck off. I see what you are doing over there, jerking off to the massive amount of interracial content that you have found on ThePornDude.
I’ve always had an Interracial Blowbang on my bucket list but, well, I’ve just never been black enough. Maybe one day they’ll change the dynamic and let a gaggle of pasty dudes bang an ebony pornstar, but until then, I’m pretty happy with all the one-on-one action I get over at PornDudeCasting. Anyway, the magic of the internet and the world of porno is that most of your fantasies are just a couple clicks away. Until I’m able to sprout a BBC for myself, this next site is where I’ll watch pretty girls taking on loads of the stuff.
I knew Cum Bang was going to be one of the filthier porno sites out there as soon as I heard the name. Right away, I knew we’d be watching big-ass group scenes with a lot of sperm flying around. The gimmick goes a little bit deeper than just your typical anything-goes gangbang flicks, though: they describe their films as “Hot Black Girls Getting Gang Banged by Rednecks.” Do I hear the sound of dueling banjos or am I just stoned again?
I feel kind of redundant right now. I’m reviewing CzechGangbang and of course I’m going to try to do a very good job, but man… reviewing this place is like reviewing PornHub. What the fuck am I supposed to tell you that you don’t already know? Oh sure, I can pretend that you’ve never heard of CzechGangbang and maybe you don’t know the name, per se. But, this website and the CzechAV network are responsible for some of the most original and most enjoyable smut from the past 10 years or so. Don’t tell the AVN I said that. CzechAV is, in my view, the greatest Czech pornographic network out there and they are doing God’s work. They didn’t invent these concepts, of course, but they showed the entire world how to produce this kind of porn properly. They raised the bar and then some. If it isn’t blatantly obvious already, I adore CzechGangbang. I’m not biased. I’m hard. There’s a difference.
Choo, choo, choo, mothafuckers! How are you doing? I am probably the only one asking this question to a bunch of orgy-loving freaks! You've come here for another dose of your kink medicine, dying to find out what I think about yet another freaky website. Why not present orgytrain.com today, and tell you how it looks when an orgy turns into a train? Or is it about orgies taking place on a train? Ha, intrigued yet?! What about gays forming a train, inserting cocks into one another's shitholes, turning their little gay bodies into wagons, and one gaylord is a locomotive?
Gang AV! Let's talk about two of my favorite things today: gang banging and Japanese pussy. There isn't a red-blooded male on planet Earth who doesn't love those things, and when the two combine forces, the result is viagra in video form.
If you’ve never been to a UK Porn Party, well, you’re missing out. Of course, not just everyone gets to attend to these kinds of events. I’m actually still waiting to get my invite, but I think my work over at PornDudeCasting is solid evidence that I could hold my own in such a situation. Until I get the call, though, I guess you and I are in the same shoes. We’ll just have to get our kicks the old-fashioned way, by watching online.
When it comes to sex, the more, the merrier. There is no limit to how many bitches I'll fuck at one time. As many as you can line up, I'll knock them down. I have an unrelenting insatiable appetite for pussy. If I had nothing but time on my hands, the three and a half billion bitches inhabiting the planet still wouldn't be enough. I've got a lot of love to give.
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Two Chicks Same Time is one of the most common fantasies among dudes everywhere, and that’s as true today as it was yesterday and it will be tomorrow. The cavemen used to fantasize about banging two cavewomen while painting the cavern walls white, and the futuristic superhumans of tomorrow will be doing the same damn thing. They might have better masturbation gizmos in the future, auto-fucking robots and the like, but I bet the porn will be nearly identical. They’ll just be having threesomes in spaceships instead of the living rooms, offices, yoga studios and poolsides you’ll find on this next site.
Have you ever been balls-deep in a chick you’re regularly fucking, whether it’s your GF or a cock-loving fuck buddy, only to start feeling bored and craving something wilder? Hell, we’ve all been there!
What are you supposed to do after an Accidental Gangbang? Is it the kind of situation where you need to exchange information and then contact Geico, or do you just wipe up the jizz and go about your day? That’s one of the questions I had as soon as I saw the title, and while I had a feeling I already knew the answer, I also wanted to witness the process for myself. You know, just in case I ever find myself in a similar predicament.
TadpoleXStudio is an odd name for an adult website, referencing slimy amphibians even though the show stars beautiful women. The more I thought about it, though, the more I started envisioning those tadpoles as millions of little sperm swimming toward their target. Considering all the cum getting blasted around here, there have got to be a ton of those polliwogs squirming around in the sauce.
What’s up, you little freak!? Still trying to find the next best thing to get off to, huh? Don’t worry; Uncle PornDude’s got you. Today, we’re gonna be enjoying the simple pleasures of pretty sluts playing with their pussy! That’s right! There are millions of videos of sluts out there just waiting for you to masturbate to them masturbating! Sure, it’s not as exciting as some of the hardcore BDSM-level stuff some of us are used to… but isn’t it nice not to look at your cock in disgust once in a while?
When it comes to cumming, the face is one of my favorite options. There are a million reasons for this, but I think what guys genuinely love is how demeaning it is. If a bitch lets you cum on her face, it's evidence that she would do anything for you. Plus, it gives us a great view of our work. The more of her face I leave painted, the more pride I feel.
As the age of top-notch free porn tubes comes to an end, porn sites are finding new ways to monetize their sites. However, some of these techniques aren't new at all. They are the same old techniques used when porn first started taking over the internet. AKA the moment it was created and modified for commercial and private use.
BFFS porn! What's better than hot teen(18+) group sex with best friends? It doesn’t matter what kind of kinks or weird-ass fetishes you may have that sets you apart, every man has at least one fantasy in common. And that fantasy is to be fucked by two or more sexy chicks at one time. We may differ in how we want to be reverse gang banged by hot chicks, sure, but one thing that will always be the same no matter what guy you ask is the fact that being fucked by more than one chick would be amazing. Two is better than one. Three is better than two. And so on.
If you can't give your whore girlfriend the satisfaction she deserves because you have a tiny cock, chances are she will try to find it elsewhere. There are a few reasons your girl would bring a handsome stranger home to ride and arch for them in front of you. Either you moron fucking cheated on her with your busty neighbour, who she is always jealous about, or you are a sissy partner, and you never make her tremble to your perversions, and she wants you to at least learn something new and pick up something.
The concept of TexasBukkake may come as a surprise to anybody who thought the genre was strictly a Japanese hobby. But, come on, my dudes! Not only are American pornstars just as freaky as their Asian AV idol counterparts, but our porno movies don’t censor all the sperm-squirting dongs and cum-catching twats. Now that’s what I call freedom!