DriveByGirls

Drive By Girls! No, don't you ever for a second get to thinking that drivebygirls.com is some BangBus copy! No! These chicks don't step out of the cars, nor do they let the studs inside the vehicles. Everything happens through car windows, and it's one hell of a concept. Idiotic, risky, but unique. Is there anything else xxx website can do to differentiate itself from the competition besides attempting to be original? In the era when everything is said and done, hardcore and explicit, the only chance lies in being a complete idiot that has the balls to break the mold. That's exactly what drivebygirls.com is!

"It's almost like a drive thru service but in reverse: the "customers" remain outside." is fucking hilarious, making me want to meet the shithead who writes this shit and making me wanna roll my eyes and tell the world that drivebygirls.com is as mad as a wet hen! Bear in mind that I still haven't clicked on the Enter button. All of this from the disclaimer page only! This is what I've been waiting for the whole night! Something so wild that it exudes the crazy vibe even before one lands on the homepage. Wicked! Let this wild review begin!

What's up with the 31-minute-long sex?

Yep, fuckers, videos on drivebygirls.com are 100% exclusive, although the page looks amateur to the bone. Not amateurISH but the amateurIST, and it's still a serious understatement. However, I am still on the page. It's either me, having too many tequila shots, or this joint has a soul! I don't fucking know! The whole concept of coming up with the scenario where chicks stick their asses through car windows, not exiting the vehicle at any point or inviting the guy inside, is so outrageous that it's on the verge of being completely idiotic.

One trailer to explain it all

The trailer is pretty much what I expected. The vixens look young, barely legal, or in their early twenties. Do I really have to say that models on the amateurIST of all sites are amateurs?! So, they are in a car that is standing, engine off (don't expect crazy stunts and cock-gorging while the car races through the streets of LA), and all of a sudden, some guys appear, cocks out. Once the dongs are all wet and lubed up, the hotties stick their asses out of windows to get fucked. Lots of guys equals to lots of DPs. Sometimes, chicks get creampied before they lift the windows up, and sometimes their faces get covered with jizz. The world of porn has never seen something like this before! Indeed!

The description beside the trailer explains that all members get to stream videos in HD and download them in 1080p. Resolution settings are available. The writer thought that it was crucial to mention that members can actually stream a video in full-screen mode! No shit! Drivebygirls.com means business! While laughing at a bunch of crap in the meantime, my trailer downloading is done, and I must say that it's one of the hottest trailers I've seen lately. A two-minute compilation to sum up the essence of drivebygirls.com, and it's dang hot! Trust me on this one!

A couple of major fuck-ups rearing their ugly heads

Surprise, surprise! The thumbnails don't show any preview, or any info regarding the dates, leaving me completely clueless about the updating schedule. It's cool to have balls and arrange a website to suit your taste, but some things are a must-have if you want people to pay for your content. The website is almost impossible to navigate, which is a shame! The webmaster obviously thought that showing the never-seen footage of chicks sucking cocks was enough for a website to become a hit.

How much does it all cost?

If this sound like expensive shit, maybe buying single videos sounds like a better plan. The pay-per-video option gets you both HD and SD videos and full-size images. Once you make the payment, the certain video is unlocked for 48 hours, during which you get to stream and download it. Mind the time! I guess that the membership plans are a better and more affordable idea, but I can't say it for a fact because...I can't see the fucking uploading schedule or the number of fucking videos.

I'm running out of ideas

There's this attempt to convince people that one of drivebygirls.com's movies features a famous rock star. You don't believe this shit, right? Her concerts are all sold out, and she has tons of fans, but what her pussy aches for is some raw banging through a car window. She sets up a meeting, strokes her rock cunny during the ride, and sings "Back Door Man" Jim Morrison-style while two sturdy dongs drill her famous holes. I don't have a clue about what really happens in the flick, and I am not reading any of the descriptions, but my made-up version of the movie sounds hellishly fun! It's probably better than the original one!

Oh, I forgot to mention that the page is completely ad-free! Nothing will distract you from clever scenarios and mind-blowing scenes of unique sex. One thing that you won't have to worry about once you go premium!

How does a dude write a conclusion about such a website?