The footer at Penthouse Gold stamps a 2008 copyright date on the joint, which means it’s old as hell in Internet years. I bet all the old fuckers remember the Penthouse name from long before that, though. The brand got its start as an old-school paper porn rag in England way back in 1965, and I know some of you had your first fap to your dad or your grandpa’s copies hidden under his mattress. Before the Internet, these guys were some of the biggest names in the business alongside Playboy and Hustler.
The Nubiles Porn brand has been around so long that it’s hard to imagine any self-respecting porn fan who hasn’t rubbed out at least a few to their flicks. They’ve been around since the dawn of the new millennium, steadily cranking out world-class fuck flicks on sites like My Family Pies, Cheating Sis and Moms Teach Sex. I tend to think of their family roleplay taboo stuff because I’m just that kind of pervert, but as we’ll see in a minute here, the folks at Nubiles have a lot more to offer than just fauxcest fantasies.
Have you ever tried Internet dating? Or course you have, you porn-loving stud! After all, as much as it’s fun using our hand as a makeshift pussy for hours on end while indulging in some of the most hardcore smut known to mankind, sometimes we get that familiar urge to slide our dick into the warm, wet, and welcoming paradise of a real woman’s pussy or asshole, right?
Video Box! The Internet has largely replaced the old style of porn stash, hidden under a mattress or in the top of a closet. Without the need to pile up physical copies of movies, we can pull up a much wider range of material instantly on a phone or laptop. A membership to a good porn site is a lot like having your own sex video box that you carry with you all the time. One such sex video box is Video Box.
Two Chicks Same Time is one of the most common fantasies among dudes everywhere, and that’s as true today as it was yesterday and it will be tomorrow. The cavemen used to fantasize about banging two cavewomen while painting the cavern walls white, and the futuristic superhumans of tomorrow will be doing the same damn thing. They might have better masturbation gizmos in the future, auto-fucking robots and the like, but I bet the porn will be nearly identical. They’ll just be having threesomes in spaceships instead of the living rooms, offices, yoga studios and poolsides you’ll find on this next site.
Private.com has the kind of one-word domain that has got to be Internet gold. I wonder how many random visitors they get who are just trying to find a way to keep their secrets safe from Google, Facebook and their wives. Considering at least half of those secrets are an insatiable desire to bang sexy women in face, mouth and butthole, those rando websurfers end up in the right place anyway. Isn’t it funny how life works out?
IKnowThatGirl! How many times have you been watching porn and wished you would stumble upon a girl you know? Maybe you’re even lucky enough to have actually done so at some point. I know it happens. Every once in a while, you see a comment under a video where someone says “hey, I went to high school with this slut! Glad to see she’s doing big things.” That’s the dream, right? To be able to find a hot chick in porn that you actually know? Well, maybe not the dream. The real dream is actually banging her yourself. But finding her in porn is a nice consolation prize, is it not?
Brazzers network might just be the most widely recognized name in pornography today. Even if you’re just a casual porn watcher (we know you’re not, ya fuckin perv), you’ve likely heard of Brazzers. They are notorious for providing some of the highest quality content, sexiest porn stars, and well-executed extended scenes. It also probably doesn’t hurt that they seem to have ad space on nearly every free porn site on the web.
21 Sextury! The 21st century has been a wild ride thus far. We are officially living in the future. It might not be exactly how we imagined it would be when we were 18+ teenagers, but it’s still pretty fucking cool. nonetheless. We don’t have flying cars, but you can get road head while sitting in the driver’s seat of self-driving cars and instantly upload the videos to the internet (or just broadcast it live if you like). We don’t have completely immersive virtual reality video games still, but we do have VR porn, which is pretty fucking cool (and when paired with a good enough pocket pussy, it turns out, can be pretty close to the real thing). Oh, and there’s even this shit called teledildonics that makes the pocket pussy (or dildo, whatever you’re into) move in conjunction with the porn stars on the screen. Pretty fucking cool, no? It may not be the future in every sense, but shit, the future of porn is here!
ClubSeventeen has a long and fascinating history. In fact, it is one of the oldest institutions of the adult entertainment world that still exists. ClubSeventeen.com has been up and running for 40 years now actually. Having found its start as a magazine in 1975, this European porn studio has gone through many changes to keep up with the times (as well as the law). But they have done so, they have survived, and they are still flourishing as a porn site today (bordering on an online porn lifestyle brand, actually).
DDFNetwork, aka Porn World! Sometimes I hear people complaining about how it’s too hard to find things to watch on Netflix because there’s just so goddamn much to choose from. Tell me about it! I feel the same way about online smut. Sometimes I know I want to polish the old pole for a few hours while hopped up on Chinese boner pills, but I’m not sure if I want to see a woman riding a cock that’s too big for her cunt, a hot lesbian licking another’s twat clean, or a threesome with DP reverse cowgirl. Fortunately, I can find all that and more on DDFnetwork.
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I have to admit; I’m not always a value shopper. I can’t stand going to Costco and getting trapped by lines of idiots waiting for free samples of microwave cheese bullshit with a frozen pretzel. That said, sometimes even I can’t deny the benefits of buying porno in bulk. MileHighMedia is a pretty solid example of why.
How would you describe 18+ the girls who populate your favorite porn sites? The word slut comes to mind, as do whore, MILF, and the girl next door. If you’re more medically or psychologically inclined, you might refer to these oversexed women as nymphos. Naturally, they’re exactly the type of women you’ll find at Nympho.
Look At Her Now! What’s better than jerking off to some hot, innocent girl-next-door’s Instagram photo of the new outfit she got for work? How about seeing the same girl with her hair and makeup ruined and sperm dripping out of her smiling mouth? LookAtHerNow illustrates the premise with a couple side-by-side, before-and-after photographs, though I’m not sure anyone would claim Adria Fox was all that innocent to start with.
Deeper. It’s one of those words that always sets up a “That’s what she said” joke, no matter what the fuck you’re actually talking about. Somebody might say it in reference to a credit card reader you used incorrectly, a bottomless pit you’re falling down, or the end of the pool where your fool ass is drowning, but you’ll always grin and imagine sticking your cock a little further inside a broad. At Deeper, there’s no imagining. Yeah, they’re talking about sexual penetration!
Lil Humpers! My teenage years are kind of a blur. I don’t know if it was the raging hormones, the copious marijuana smoke, or all the MILF pussy I was scoring, but the whole thing blurs into more of a porno movie than a memory. Goddamn, I’d make a killing if I could charge people to take a trip down my own personal memory lane. Until they come up with that kind of tech, you’ll have to settle for a website like LilHumpers.
Craving milf porn? Experience is a hell of a thing in any field, including porno. We’re wired to lose control of basic common sense and decency at the site of teen flesh, but let’s be honest: 18-year-olds simply can’t fuck as well as women with decades of practice. That’s just one of the reasons I like to round out my smut viewing with MILF sites like MYLF.
Devils Film? Well, Hail Satan! You might not think you owe the devil your soul, but if you watch as much porn as I know you watch, then you most certainly do. Okay, maybe not your soul, that might be a bit of an extreme exchange for porn (save your soul to bargain for your very own brothel or something), but you at least owe him some gratitude. If it weren’t for Satan, there wouldn’t be any porn. You’d have to rely on your mental spank bank alone. And obviously that would just suck. You and I both know that imagination has never been your strong suit.
Hard X! What do you think of when you imagine your perfect sex flick? Big-name pornstars or fresh teens (18+) with huge racks? Do you prefer 18+ girls doing their first blow-bang or their first anal? If their sample page is to be believed, HardX offers all this and much more.
Ever wanted to see all of your favorite premium content in one place? Welcome to Gasm.com, a website that does exactly that. Now, this isn’t so much a place for all the different premium porn content houses, instead, you can expect to see all of your favorite premium models and catch up with what they’re doing with all the different videos and photos that they’ll be releasing. This will include some of that aforementioned premium content, but it will also feature personal videos as well.
NakedNews aka nude news! How many times have you been watching the news and about halfway through the broadcast realize that you didn’t catch anything that was said because you were just staring at the female anchors' mesmerizing rack the whole time? Come on, be honest. I know I can’t be alone on this one. We’re guys, we can’t help ourselves.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: the internet is for porn! Unfortunately, not all smut sites are created equal, and many often either have a weird mix of super and shitty features, and others can be complete crap. Rarely, you'll find some which range from good to being good googly-moogly great.
RoccoSiffredi! I know that you fuckers mostly want me to suggest free websites with great porn shit, but sometimes what you really need is a good premium site instead. This is why now I shall talk about a great premium porn website called Rocco Siffredi. From the very beginning, I was presently fucking surprised to see that they have a nice dark design, which is easy on the eyes if you like to browse for porn at night, just like me.
FuckingAwesome! As The Porn Dude with a website called The Porn Dude, I’m a big fan of a simple title that says it all. Facebook should have a better name since I usually jerk off to bikini shots, and I ain’t cranking it to grandmas on Instagram. I guess I should have expected TubGirl, but LemonParty was a goddamn dirty lie! I do appreciate how honest and non-pretentious FuckingAwesome is being, even as they claim a pretty bold title for themselves. Then again, they get nearly a million visits a month, so maybe it’s not all hot smoke up my ass.
NewSensations! Why are you still jerking it to shitty quality porn clips? Come on, you’re a fucking adult. You have better tastes than that, right? Enough settling for the bottom of the barrel, grainy, out of focus, 420p porn that you watched as an 18+ teenager. There is full-length 4k HD porn out there that will blow your mind before you can even blow your load. It’s like you are right there in the action. Every little detail is crisp and jaw-dropping. You can see the goosebumps around your favorite pornstar’s nips pop up as she gets eaten out.
DigitalPlayground. That has to be one of the most creative names for a porn production company I’ve ever come across. It’s the perfect description of what a good porn site should feel like: an online place to play, a well-deserved break from all of the other bullshit in day-to-day life. After a long day at work or another fight with the wife, come to Digital Playground to let loose a little. Don’t mind if I do.
PropertySex! I tend to spend most mornings masturbating furiously to a variety of blowjob, titty fucking and hardcore explicit lesbian videos, so this morning was a little bit of a change in routine for me. Instead of popping a Viagra, lubing up and stroking it to HD porno, I had a cup of coffee and spent a few hours calling up real estate agents and making appointments to look at new homes. It’s not that I actually need a new masturbation chamber or splooge room, but the sexy bitches at PropertySex are giving me all kinds of wrong ideas.
With a name like Scoreland, it’s pretty obvious somebody is going to be scoring inside. The question is, who? Well, if you were reading this anywhere else, you might guess from the name that it’s a sports site or an online casino. You’re reading this on ThePornDude, though, so I think you already know what kind of metaphorical scoring is going on. The name doesn’t really give away this porn site’s gimmick, though.
Ah, gonzo pornography! If you follow the adult film industry at all, then you should know who the fuck Jules Jordan is. This guy is a legend in the industry. But, if you don’t know who he is, I’ll give you a rundown. He is a legendary adult film director who has dozens upon dozens of awards for shit like “Favorite Director, Studio of the Year, and he has even been inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame!” This isn’t just some dude shooting shitty porn flicks in his garage. Though he did get his start shooting amateur porn videos while he worked at an adult video store. Talk about living the fucking dream, right?
Vixen.com! Interested in some vixen porn? Sometimes referred to as “the Steven Spielberg of porn,” French adult film director and entrepreneur, Greg Lansky is known for creating the network of high-end pornography studios comprised of Blacked, Tushy, Vixen, and, more recently, Blacked Raw. Having got his start in the industry by creating successful brands and websites for Reality Kings, he did not start his own porn empire until 2014. In a matter of only four short years, though, his work has become some of the most revered and award-winning in the field. His reputation became firmly secured in 2016, when he won seven Adult Video News (AVN) awards for his production Being Riley, starring the incomparable Riley Reid.
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Want some Czech porn or sex from Czech AV? I’m a sucker for a good deal. That’s how I ended up with a pallet of synthetic pussies and a 55-gallon drum of lube in my garage. I’ve been called a sexually depraved hoarder when it comes to my collection of used panties, purchased in bulk from a Chinese underwear farm, but nobody disputes my eye for value when it comes to porno website networks. For example, if I tell you Czech AV includes a bunch of sites for the price of one, you’re going to believe me.
Interested in Lets Doe It aka PornDoePremium? With countless numbers of porn sites to choose from on the web, it is no easy task to come up with a site that sets itself apart from the rest. Chances are, you have heard the saying ‘it’s all been done’ before. And, to a certain extent, that is true. Whether referring to art, music, writing, or porn, literally everything has been done before.
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Dorcel Club has the kind of title that sounds like sheer gibberish if you ain’t in the know, though porn fans around the world have recognized the name for literally decades now. Marc Dorcel might not have the same level of brand recognition among American masturbators as stateside pornographers like Hugh Hefner and Larry Flynt, but the old guy is legendary enough to have his own Wikipedia page listing his accolades. I’m writing this a month before the man himself turns 90 years old, so Happy Birthday and thanks for all the smut, Marc.
FamilyStrokes! Staged taboo porn or family sex has seen a massive spike in popularity over the past few years. More specifically, faux taboo porn has become one of the most commonplace genres in the adult industry. What started as a small, niche market kink has quickly skyrocketed in demand to become as popular as any other genre in the mainstream porn market.
Somebody sent me a link to EnjoyX, and I half expected to find a sketchy website selling questionably legal alternatives to your favorite festival drugs. Turns out, they’re actually dealing in another vice entirely, and it’s the usual one I ramble about here at ThePornDude. This X can be enjoyed right now from the comfort of your home or office cubicle, and without the potential risks of taking candy from strangers. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen—we’re watching porno movies today!
PornHubVR! A lot of people like to pretend the Internet is all social media and fake news, but us perverts know the truth. The entire thing is built to deliver instant access to pornography, and it never would’ve gotten as big as it is were it not for all that on-demand smut. These days, virtual reality porno is bringing VR to the mainstream more than any bullshit game about slicing fruit or digging caves. Even PornHub Premium is getting in on the game with a growing selection of immersive 3D fuck movies.
Look, we all know that porn is one of the greatest inventions known to mankind. But while it’s great to sit back, relax, lube up, and sink into the warm and welcoming arms of conventional porn, do you ever get that nagging urge for something more interactive? You know, the kind of porn that speaks to you?
Did you do it all for the Nookies? That’s kind of a trick question that may or may not reveal your age, depending on whether you immediately envision getting laid or you just hear rap metal in your head. No matter your opinion on late ‘90s rock bands or backwards baseball caps, this next website has plenty to offer anybody who gets a boner looking at beautiful, naked women doing filthy things on camera.
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Sen Sex! I’ve been thinking about SenSex all day, wondering what that Sen stands for. The Sex part of the equation is self-evident, as with any good porn site, but Sen could be short for any number of things. I could write a sensible sentence about it, or get sentimental about sensations with senile seniors, but that’s senseless. I did spot some sexy señoritas inside, but as a betting man, I’d wager that title is hinting at something deeply sensual for sale.
Looking for some hardcore anal gonzo porn? The production company, EvilAngel.com is one of the oldest names in the game. Started in 1989 by John Stagliano, Evil Angel was able to easily rise to prominence in an era when porn suddenly became significantly cheaper to make. In the late seventies, pornos were still being shot on 35-millimeter film and a single production could cost up to $350,000 to make.
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I pulled up AO Flix this morning when I found the link in the DMs. Maybe it was just because I hadn’t even gotten out of bed yet, my head still kind of cloudy from the sleep and the good-morning doobie I’d just fired up, but I really thought I was looking at a different streaming video platform. “Damn,” I thought, “Netflix sure is getting freaky these days.”
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