Oldje 3Some

There's a first time for everything! This is THE first time in my fucking life that I opened the list of male models the moment I loaded an xxx homepage. Boris looks like a Russian Duma member who has a thing for crack whores, David used to see cannelloni as a kid on the streets before he joined the mob, and Felix's childhood dream was to get the role of Ron Weasley, but his acting skills proved to be more suitable for oldje-3some.com. What a colorful collection of old farts!

Oldje-3some.com is a good name! It pretty much explains it all, meaning that you can't just end up on the website without having a clue what it's all about. You are here for a reason. You like watching old pricks and saggy buttocks, especially when young 18+ hotties are around to make the old man's blood boil. You are into the Playboy mansion orgy stuff, you have a thing for old/young porn, and there is nothing wrong with that. Actually, old fuckers watch porn as much as young stallions do, and it was about time that someone finally decided to launch a website that would glorify the old, experienced lovers and their X-rated quests.

Let's take things slow

Yeah, yeah, it's fetish content, and I am too young and potent to understand the level of zeal the old farts put into getting it up. These dudes are actually banging two chicks, meaning that I should probably treat them with some respect from now on. Good job, paps, keep up the good work! The stroke is coming one way or the other! Why not go with style?

When it comes to the design, it looks fine, I guess. The mix of black and gold fits the site's name and gives the place that luxurious, glamorous vibe. The logo is pretty much nonexistent. A mere mortal would think that oldje-3some.com looks bland and uninteresting, but the page looks pretty damn unique when you think about it. The thumbnails are far from standard moving boxes, the list of models shows both female and male models, and the freaky picture mesh-up is there to greet the visitors instead of a slideshow. Oldje-3some.com doesn't look bad to be honest, or is it that anything looks fine when compared to a saggy butt of an old man?

Some basic things missing

Another hideous thing is that the thumbnails are still and that there are no free previews. I've told you a thousand times that I don't need to pay for anything and that all doors are open for the famous dude, but that's not how I review websites. It's easy to just log in and write about the videos you wank off to! That's not how I roll! I get into the nitty-gritty, focus on details to get the big picture, and look at the things from the ordinary visitor’s point of view.

Another big mystery is how often new videos arrive on oldje-3some.com. The player doesn't show any dates, and the page fails to mention the uploading schedule on purpose. You know, premium joints use the opportunity to brag about anything and everything, pointing out the best they have to attract more members. Oldje-3some.com hides the dates, and that usually means that there is something to hide.

What about female models?

I guess you could use the list as the filtering tool because the page shows featured videos below the models' pictures. I was surprised to see a list of tags on such a scarce tour page. Not all hope is lost! It looks like oldje-3some.com takes good care of its models and pays attention to the filtering tools.

The main premise here is having two chicks and one old guy. No shit, Sherlock! One look at the site's name and only one gray brain cell would be enough to figure this out on your own. Hey, maybe choosing a good, self-explanatory name for the website is enough. Who needs trailers and shit when you have something like oldje-3some.com on you? When you think about it, it's fucking phenomenal!

Let's discuss the pricing

The most popular plan on oldje-3some.com seems to be the monthly one, which is €29.95. You know what? I think that the page is telling the truth. Have you noticed that the most popular plan is usually the yearly one? Well, when you have a decent tour page, you can expect someone to pay the big bucks and unlock the content for a whole year. With a tour page like this, there's nothing more you could expect than someone choosing the trial or the shortest available membership plan. It's only logical that no one wants to commit if they don't know what to expect.

The three-month access is €24.98/month, while the cost for the yearly plan is €21.24/month. No bonus content. 120 videos in total. No galleries and a huge question mark floating around the uploading schedule dates. Great picture quality, customer support and affiliate programs, and unique content. The biggest problem is the collection size, but at least you have that trial period to test the waters and maybe ask customer support agents something regarding the updating frequency. I think it's worth the shot!

That's it, more or less

What's the opposite of the Oedipus complex? Who the hell knows, but you know what I'm trying to say. If you have that thing, I suggest you give oldje-3some.com a chance. The three-day trial sounds like a good plan. If that doesn't work, go back to the cheap smut you've been watching so far. Nothing to lose and plenty to gain. You'll see that your body looks fine after all, although you pump a fresh dose of dark lager in it every single day, and that your prick might be of someone's interest when you hit and exceed the 60-year mark. Consoling and hot at the same time! What a unique combination!