FirstBGG

First BGG! It will come as no shock to my readers that I love fucking pussy. It's one of the few things that I enjoy more than masturbating. I know you guys can't empathize, but the feeling of a tight pussy sliding up and down on your cock is incredible. There's nothing like it. I only wish you could experience the joy I feel every day, just once.

Better Than Pussy?

I say that as if the only reason you've never had a threesome is that you hadn't thought of it before. We all know the real reason you haven't had a threesome. It's because you haven't had a twosome. The best you can ever hope to pull off is a onesome. (And yes. "Pull off" was a pun)

I still remember the first time I fucked two cunts at once. I was still in high school and had been working my way through the cheerleader squad. I was racing a friend of mine to see who could fuck all of them first. Unfortunately, my friend had gotten an early lead on me, and I knew I had to catch up if I wanted to take the trophy home.

That's when I changed tactics to fucking multiple bitches at once. I was able to rally last minute and pull out a victory. Don't worry; victory was the only thing I pulled out, if you catch my drift.

Since those first cheerleader threesomes, I've been a connoisseur of group sex. As a youth, I worried that I would never find anything better than sex, but I discovered sex never stops getting better as long as you keep adding more pussy. It's like chasing the dragon but with fewer spoons and more spooning.

I'm not a cold-hearted bastard. I empathize with your inability to get laid by one bitch, let alone multiple. While I can't magically make a couple of sexy cunts ride your Jimmy Johnson, I can guide you to a website where your fantasies come so close to life you can taste the vagina in the air. For example, FirstBGG.

The Only Real Threesome

First, BGG catalogs the first-time experiences of threesome virgins as they get fucked alongside friends and family. I know how much you guys love fucking your family members. I'll never attend a family reunion where my readers will be present.

The web design on First BGG is free and open while still providing the organizational tools to find what you need. The white background is just tinted enough to not be tiring to the eyes after an all-night meat beating session.

The main menu resides at the top of the site and contains the options Home, Videos, Girls, Sites, Categories, Special deals, Teen cams, Search, and Log out.

Below the menu are rows of thumbnails displaying the most recent additions to the FirstBGG library. Currently, that includes such hits as "Sex Friends Orgasm Together" and "Cum on you Crazy Chicks." Hey, I didn't say these guys are masters of naming porn. Instead, they put most of their focus into making it.

Under the most recent content are a few popular videos from the Teen Mega World Network, of which First BGG is a part. More on that in a moment.

Another layer down the main page is an extensive list of the latest models to be added to the First BGG roster. As you scroll through, you'll notice that every single one of these bitches is sexy as fuck. They don't fuck around ugly or even mediocre cunts.

Next up are some of the most popular scenes. This is the perfect place to start your first visit. Some of my favorites on the list are "One Dick Between Friendship and Sex," Bisexual Duet on One Cock," and "From Show to Orgy Orgasm."

The final thing displayed on the front page is a list of top-rated bitches. There is some serious talent behind these walls. Bitches like Rin White, Hanna Rey, Luna Haze, and Holly Molly will tease the cum from your balls with great haste.

Teens, Teens, and More Teens

First, BGG is a paid premium porn site, so you will have to invest some of the allowance money your mom gives you if you want to see the goods. They offer four levels of membership to provide subscribers with options. I'm going to save the best part of the deal for last after explaining membership levels.

The first is a two-day trial that will set you back a single dollar. It will be the best dollar you ever spent and not the last dollar you'll spend on First BGG.

The second option is a one-month subscription for $29.95. Despite being the most expensive option, it's the most popular. Of course, my readers are more intelligent than your average masturbator, so I know you guys will turn your nose up at that shit.

The third is a three-month membership for $19.95 a month. That's a savings of ten bucks a month. Why do so many motherfuckers pay by the month? Did they suffer a head injury as a child and develop a severe learning disability?

The final and best subscription option on First BGG is the one-year for only $9.95 a month. That's twenty dollars less than the one month. Your choice is simple on this one.

Threetarded

Darcy Dark and Kristi love balloons. I can derive a lot of information from that single fact. The main one is that Darcy Dark and Kristi are clinically retarded. That is the only reason two hot chicks would "love" balloons.

Because Darcy Dark and Kristi love balloons so much, they have a mutual friend who is a self-described balloon master. As far as hobbies virgins take up, balloon crafting is right up there with magic and live-action-role-playing.

That must make this fucker the luckiest balloon master to ever twist up a sailboat. Darcy and Krisi ask their friend if he can give them a balloon master class, and he, of course, agrees. Who would say no?

To start things off, he twists up a dog and gives it to Darcy. She immediately falls in love with her dog, so Kristi wants one also. However, when this guy goes to create another dog, he makes a balloon cock, instead. As he hands it to Kristi, he asks if she thinks it fits him. Well, there is only one way to find out.

Please Don't Get Arrested

This film stars Darcy Dark and Regina Rich as two friends spending the day together doing fun, girly things. They talk about work, try on different outfits, gossip, and talk about boys.

As Regina tries on a new skirt, Darcy notices that a voyeur is watching the ladies change, so she plays a little trick and tells Regina to take her panties off. What could be better for a voyeur than a perfect view of a young tight pussy?

First BGG is the sexiest teen threesome site to which I've had the pleasure of stroking my manhood. If it's that great for a guy who had a regular threesome, you lonely fucks will fall in love with the place.

There isn't much First BGG could do to improve the place. My only suggestion is to get rid of that bright white background.

First, BGG is as close as you unfuckable losers will ever get to a threesome, so it's worth every penny.