Literotica Masturbation

Awww, literotica is mobile-friendly now. Like watching Gone with The Wind in VR! Welcome to literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories, the virtual home of a shitload of amateur erotic stories that are more than stories. The website has been an inspiration, for years, for a bunch of content writers and smut authors and made a name for itself despite a shit ton of hardcore adult websites. Literotica.com is a fucking classic!

I don't buy that "I've never read a single erotic story" crap! I hate to break it to you, but chicks dig erotica, especially the literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories section. Your wife has used the site as an all-natural lubricant on more occasions than she is ready to admit.

This place is fucking teeming with stories, all sorts of stories, that are crafty, sometimes shitty, taboo-breaking, intimate, imaginative, and above-all hot. Bear in mind that all these adjectives from the pen of the TPD, the man who hasn't always been the man he is today and who openly admits that some of the writing techniques come from Literotica.com. A confession of a decade!

It feels wrong to shit on the website design, but I'm gonna do it anyway

I don't have enough time left on this planet to count the number of stories on literotica.com. God knows how many categories there are on this website! In case you don't know, the principle of this website is allowing any fucker who thinks that he knows how to write to upload his/her story on the page. No payments, no nothing, just a place where any random "writer" is available to post its content.

Sometimes, the content is not even erotic. People upload humorous, satirical stories, SF crap, anything that your mind can think of. I don't think that there is any kind of amateur writing on this planet that hasn't been uploaded to literotica.com. I fucking mean it!

So, why bother with masturbation?

Don't get me started on the number of pages in each story. Some stories are one page long, while others extend to 6+ pages and come in sequels. If that nerdy plonker Harry Twatter was one of Literotica's heroes, he would still be sticking his wand up his arsehole, waiting for sequel number 56 to finally lose his virginity.

I got carried away! Ok, so why masturbation? Well, it's a part of everyone's life, and it has a lot of potential for diversity, despite the common belief that it's just willy-pulling and clit-stroking. The section literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories actually presets toys and masturbation, and anything is a sex toy if you are horny enough.

The titles have always been one of the best features of the site - "In Matters of Size, Size Matters" or "My orgasmic whimpers mingled with birdsong at dawn" has cracked me up on more than one occasion and proved to me that is not just a pile of random erotic, worthless crap. Yep, a pile of anything and everything, but some of the stories on literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories and other Literotica's sections are worthy of a boner.

Another great thing about the joint is that it is almost safe for work because the site is pretty clean, almost ad-free, meaning that no random pussy is gonna pop up at an awkward time. The only kind of "porn" that can be enjoyed with sound off and still feel 100% right.

Here comes the hard part

The letters are there on the literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories homepage, but I don't know how that could help you in your quest to find the story of your liking. The letters are supposed to be used to filter the stories by the initial letter of the title, but what's the point of that? If you choose F, you'll end up with titles like Fun for himself, Fun for the whole family, and stuff, but that won't help you realize anything about the stories beforehand.

I guess that the score or rating is a good place to start. Obviously, 5 is the best score, meaning that the stories with a score above 4.5 are good. On the other hand, you could focus on one writer, explore his collection of masturbation stories and continue with the approach until you turn blue. Maybe, the hall of fame section is a good place to start, or the list of award-winning stories that literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories shows in a separate section on the right side of the homepage.

How about you give the list of tags a chance?

The tag that counts the biggest number of erotic stories is Masturbation. Over 1.4K stories fall under the masturbation category. I think that you have enough brains to realize that this tag, in particular, can't help you do any proper filtering! Ok, mutual masturbation makes more sense, as well as tags like anal, phone sex, and shower. Not all is lost, but it's not actually a breeze. On the one hand, a website of such class and image needs to work on the filtering tools, and on the other hand, things got out of control. The number of stories on literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories and all over other sections is so huge that it's impossible to sort it out.

Things pretty much got out of hand here. I have been aware of Literotica.com's presence for a number of years. I've seen it grow at such a crazy speed that the number of stories became too much to handle. It's not necessarily bad news if messy websites are your thing.

The final word

Hey, fuckers, literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories is free. Upload your story if you think that you have what it takes to enchant the masses, but I suggest you stick with what you do best. Stroke your willy, and remember that all the arousal that you are feeling in the region south of your belt comes from your mind. Read something once in your life, even if it comes from literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories. It won't kill you!