Welcome to City X Guide, where you can partake in the world’s oldest profession. No, I ain’t talking about hunting you idiot, unless you’re talking about hunting sweet fresh pussy.
Adult Look! Well, I've got word for married dudes, eligible bachelors, and any other motherfucker who knows the value of good pussy or certainly yearn for it. The safest way to cheat is not maintaining a mistress, those bitches get boring sometimes or simply begin nagging the same way your wife does, for what? And then at a time sticking your nail in one hole has you stuck right in the middle with a love infatuation or even a baby! Doesn’t sound funny anymore, right?
Formerly under the domain name of Live Escort Reviews (LiveEscortReviews.com), EscortIndex has apparently made an attempt to rebrand themselves. Ever so slightly. The site itself doesn’t appear to have changed at all—it’s always been a searchable indexing site that gathers escort posts from all over the web, providing them in one convenient location. The only real difference is that now, with the new domain of escortindex.com, you have a much more accurate depiction of what to expect on the site.
Are you looking for Australian escorts at ScarletBlue? Well, what kind of a man are you? I know I don’t usually start my reviews off like this but let’s think about that for a second. I know that you know me as the porn dude and I know that I always present you with some of the best porn sites that there are in existence, but there’s one big secret that I have to tell you guys. I don’t just watch porn to get myself off. I also fuck, like a lot. I don’t know about you, but I enjoy fucking a chick every now and then.. probably like every day or every other day now that I think about it. And as you know, I’m not the kind of guy to keep just one pussy around, so naturally, I’m going to be checking in with some of the best escorts that money can buy. ScarletBlue.com.au is the perfect place for service of this nature.
Skip The Games, as in "no foreplay, right to the action"? If you are anything like me, then you also get sick just sitting on your computer, fapping all day. There’s only so long that masturbation can sustain you during a dry spell. A man has needs, needs that porn sometimes can’t satisfy. Needs that no amount of pocket pussies or special lubricants can ever come close to relieving. Sometimes you just need the real thing, so how can skipthegames.com help with that?
Let's get some British escorts at Escort Guide! Not to be rude or anything, but The United Kingdom sure has a lot of hoes...god damn. Look at the front page and look at all these numbers...that's way too many fucking zeros. Especially in London! Five thousand escorts is pretty good. Sure thing, London is pretty big, but you know what I mean, that's still five thousand hot babes in one place, just waiting to entertain you and to let you hit it from the back or even to give you a nice massage. The massage might finish with a handjob or something, maybe even a blowjob if you're a good boy for them and empty out your wallet (I mean, more cash means more sex after all in most cases, doesn't it?
Eros escorts! When’s the last time you got laid? A month ago? A year ago? Five years ago? Well, based on the fact that you’re reading this review about an escort index site, I’m going to go ahead and assume that it’s closer to the latter. Maybe more, you fucking mofo. Or maybe you got some pussy just last week and you’re just that much of a fucking fiend. Who knows? Honestly, I could give a fuck less. As long as I’m getting my dick wet, that’s all that matters.
Escort reviews at "The Erotic Monkey", aka "Escort Monkey"? WTF? Is this some monkey site, or what? Anyways, first things first; let’s face facts. There is a 99% chance that all you were going to do tonight before reading this article was jack off, eat something, and go to bed alone. It’s sad, but it’s true. I mean, that would be the easy thing to do, right? A hell of a lot easier than going out and trying to actually bang a chick. That takes time, probably money (to buy her drinks, etc.), and effort. Wouldn’t it be so much easier if a sexy slut could just show up at your door within the hour, willing to do anything you command her to do?
If you came to see what eccie.net has to offer, then you already know that this is an escort review site, since it is listed under the escort category. However, that is definitely not enough for you to decide whether this place is actually a site you want to waste your time on, and that is where I come in. I am a pro when it comes to all things pornographic, and that also includes escorts, so if you are interested in hiring a hot escort beauty, then continue reading, otherwise just visit a different site.
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EscortDirectory! Hiring a girl to come have sex with you is the easiest way to get pussy and other related services. However, some of the sites that arrange escort connections might rip you off, and you might end up losing two of your most precious things; time and money. Luckily, you are here reading this, and I want to assure you that if you keep it here, I’ll show you how easy it is to get laid. Not sure where to get that erotic massage and the hottest escort girls from anywhere in the world? Relax and let Escort Directory do the dirty work for you.
If you happen to find yourself somewhere around the UAE and you want to fuck some strange for the evening, what in the fuck are you supposed to do? Whack off to whatever porn your mind can produce? Stare at yourself in the mirror and pretend you’re a sexy female?
Red Light Club! We all like to beat our meat and finger our clunge to the sweet, sweet sight of porn. These days, many of us also have jobs that require us to be in multiple locations throughout the year, or, hell, maybe you just like traveling and experiencing all of the different cultures, cuisines, and sights this diverse world offers.
Looking for some sexual escapades? Don’t try to fuck that certain someone by buying them dinner or wooing them. Skip to the front of the line and find someone that’s looking to fuck right where you are, right now!
Happy Escorts! When you’re balls-deep in a porn session and are embroiled in some of the most hardcore smut around, it’s only natural for your cock to start looking you in the eye and saying shit like, ‘’Hey, man! Why don’t we take this shit out of the realm of pixels and into the world of reality? I need some real pussy!’’
Somebody sent me a link to Kitty Ads this morning, and I could barely contain my excitement. I’d been meaning to adopt a feline companion for some time now, a furry, purring little thing to keep me company since I’m no longer allowed to bring my laptop to Starbucks after the last incident. Imagine my surprise when the website wasn’t a directory of clawed animals waiting to be adopted, but of adult humans waiting to be fucked. Fortunately, it looks like there are more than a few cougars that might be down for some petting later…
Are you on the lookout for professional providers that can give you the help and assistance that you’re looking for – sexually? If you live in New York state and you’re looking for that kind of amenity, then mother fucker, I’ve got just the place for you! It’s called EXGirlfriend.com/New York, and it is where you will find a whole variety of ads that will have pros that are bound to make you ejaculate in just the right way.
If you are looking for a wide range of transexual ads in your neck of the woods, then I want you to know that you have come to the right fucking place! What makes my ass say that exactly? Because it’s fucking true!
SammyBoy Forum aka SBFSG! Well, you must agree with me that there aren’t many forums focusing on Asian babes. However, Sammy Boy forum (SBF) is among the few forums that capture the real vibe in the Asian porn culture. There are actually loads of active forums featuring a diversity of hot erotic topics including sharing of erotic images of nude Asian babes showcasing their lean, sultry bodies in all states of undress. Visit the site to enjoy this and more!
Are you on Daddy’s List, or do you have a fatherly inventory of your own? It’s a funny question that might get different responses from folks who use the website of the same name. The site’s been around for years now, but has been seeing a big surge in traffic over the last couple months. I’m not sure what’s behind this boost, but I do know exactly what I like to use the site for. Considering where you’re reading this, I bet you have similar motivations.
Do you wish that you could find an alluring woman to spend some time with? In other words, are you tired of hanging out by yourself and beating your meat alone? Then fucking do something about it!
Ahh, Vancouver. This Canadian city is often called one of the most beautiful in the world. This place has everything, from thriving urban centers to glorious mountains and tropical-style rainforests. But, hey, wanna know a fun fact about Vancouver? It also has a substantial Asian population!
Empire Escort Network drops an E from their domain name, rolling with the simple and clever EmpirEscort.com instead. As a porn webmaster myself, as well as the guy who runs PornWebmasters.com, I have to wonder if this is just clever branding or if they accidentally forgot to pay their registrar bill and lost the dot-com with their full name. That internet real estate ain’t cheap, and now it'll cost them a good four grand to buy it back.
What makes NYC Escort Models different than your average escort directory? Well, for one thing, they’re in New York City, so you may want to look elsewhere if you’re trying to find a gal out in Bumfuck, Egypt. One might argue that babes in the Big Apple are another breed entirely, and I probably wouldn’t claim otherwise. Likewise, the “Models” part of the equation suggests we ain’t going to be perusing a selection of ugly randos selling pussy behind 7-11.
Shemale Canada has been around since 2002, which might help explain the outdated terminology in the title. Yeah, I know porno has held onto “shemale” longer than the rest of the world, but at least the word is tossed around with love. I’m guessing your visit today isn’t motivated by hate or discrimination, but by a genuine lust for chicks with dicks as big as your own—or even bigger!
Ahh, Nigeria! Unfortunately, it’s a substantial African nation that is often tarred by stereotypes and misunderstandings by misinformed folk. When one thinks of Nigeria, one usually thinks of fraudsters, instability, and some genuinely bizarre news headlines like the Nigerian dude who burned his own house down because his wife refused to cook him fish for dinner. Jesus, dude!
Australia has a lot going on for it. Beautiful women, deadly wildlife, deadlier beer, the list goes on and on. One thing that I would add to that list is Japanese women. And you can thank premier escort agencies like Ginza Club for making that possible.
The Naked Truth! You want to know the real truth? I’m horny – all the fucking time! But that’s not the truth that I’m fucking talking about here. Instead, I’m talking about the most important truth – The Naked Truth!
Do you like those shemales and trannies with the big thick dicks? Huh? Do you mother fucker?
When you hear the phrase “Naughty Ads”, what do you immediately envision? I actually think of two separate categories of adult-oriented advertisements, one a blessing and the other a curse. If you’re a regular internet masturbator, you’ve no doubt grown accustomed to the onslaught of spam you get from the free sites even if you’re running a good adblocker plugin for your browser. Those arguably suck, even if they do occasionally nudge you toward some high-quality fap fodder you’ve never experienced before.
The adult ads in Oklute’s Indian section caught my eye this morning, and I ended up spending much of my day flipping through listings of call girls, erotic masseuses and other grownup services. Perhaps it’s time for me to visit Bangalore again, if only to meet up with this 28-year-old hottie who posted a selfie a few hours ago. Then again, it’s not like she’s my only option, as the platform is absolutely full of beautiful women hawking their wares and their bodies. If you ever get hung up trying to decide what to watch on Netflix or ordering from a big menu at a restaurant, well, you may have your work cut out for you.
Someone sent me a London TS link this morning, and I spent a good hour reading it wrong before I finally got around to clicking it. I really thought the name was some kind of play on words, combining London with Don’t, hinting at some vague naughtiness inside—things the nice girls Don’t do in London, perhaps. That’s arguably not too far from what I found when I did check it out, depending on how you or grandmother feel about banging shemale hookers. The actual title is a lot simpler than my bong-hitting brain made it out to be, though.
If I talk about a Secret Hostess, does that mean she ain’t a secret anymore? I’ve certainly got less of a filter than most dudes when it comes to describing the kinky shit I’ve been getting up to with beautiful women, as you already know if you’re a regular around here. Hell, a lot of you have even watched me bang pornstars on the PornDudeCasting couch! Of course, nobody ever said you have to be like me when it comes to telling the world what you’ve been doing with call girls, doms and sensual masseuses. Go ahead—keep those secrets to yourself!
My love for Real Babes has never been a secret. I started ThePornDude and had my name legally changed accordingly because I wanted to share that love with the world, pointing horny dudes in the direction of the best adult entertainment online. My appreciation for legit hotties has even led me to start my own porn site, PornDudeCasting, where you can watch yours truly smashing some of the sexiest women in the world. That said, sometimes watching dirty movies and starring in them ain’t even enough to satisfy my constant urge for the touch of a lovely lady. Some might call me insatiable, but I’m sure a lot of you dudes can relate. The feeling is totally natural!
Despite the name, Escort.Club ain’t actually a club. That’s good news for most of you, because who really wants to join an exclusive organization just to bang a hooker? I don’t have anything against clubs, but sometimes it’s just a hell of a lot easier to find your thrill of the night on a directory of babes selling their services. You’d be shooting yourself in the dick if you limited yourself to just one agency or just one cathouse, no matter how well staffed it was with gorgeous whores.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Vladimir Escorts?! If you choose someone from this escort agency, that doesn’t mean…you know who…is going to show up at your home, right?
There’s something about T-Escorts that makes them special, isn’t there? Maybe it’s the way they put off such feminine energy while shaking their ding-dongs, or maybe it’s the way they can get a boner while servicing your own. Some would say the magic of a tranny hooker has something to do with her hot breath in your ear as she whispers sweet nothings, and others would say it’s all about the boobies, the fishnets and the red lipstick leaving kisses on your wiener. Honestly, though, there’s one single and obvious factor in all of these encounters that you ain’t going to get with a traditional cis woman: these chicks have dicks.
Just what are Bumpchies, exactly? Well, the website’s logo replaces the B with a woman’s heart-shaped ass, which is always a good sign. I’ve never been to a SFW site that makes letters of a babe’s booty before, after all. Then again, butts are commonplace on pretty much any adult site, so you’re still in the dark if that’s all you’ve got to work with. They could be selling damn-near anything adult-oriented. That’s part of the trouble with coming up with your own unique brand name and trying to make it stick.
I initially thought RubRankings was going to be another cheap ripoff of ThePornDude, where some boring dude swears a lot while giving his joke-free opinions on free tubes, paysites, and other joints he's rubbed one out to. I was way the fuck off, but can you blame me? I see so many of those guys popping up nowadays that I’m always on guard, even when all that’s slipping into my DMs is an opportunity to get touched tonight. Sorry for the false alarm.
Sheri’s Ranch is a resort and spa, which might sound a little different from the usual fare I review here at ThePornDude. Then again, the fact that I’m even talking about it on the site probably clues you in that this ain’t necessarily the type of place to book a Mother’s Day gift for your wife. Well, not unless she’s into the ladies, that is. I could crack a joke about how your mom worked at this place, but that wouldn’t be fair to the lovely ladies who really do work at the Ranch. Have you figured out what kind of resort this is yet?
How many times have you found yourself wanting to be satisfied by a real fucking person? Plenty of goddamn times if I am not mistaken! Now how many times have you actually put your best foot forward and tried to do something about it? Probably not that many times. Because you are here, alone, jerking off to my expertly reviewed porn sites on ThePornDude.
When you think of Trikz, what comes to mind? Some might think of the kind of illusions performed by magicians, while others think of what a whore does for money. Honestly, I think there’s a bit of crossover between the two, as a skilled escort arguably knows how to work some real magic. The escorts at Trikz have some extra special magic of their own, too, something that you’re not going to find attached to every broad selling pussy out of the McDonald’s restroom. What is that special magic, you ask? Well, I’m talking about their big ol’ cocks.
I have to give Escortify credit for the clever branding. The name’s almost as good as ThePornDude if you want to know the truth. And no, they don’t have a hilarious big-headed mascot cracking dirty jokes while he reviews adult websites (and bangs pornstars over at PornDudeCasting). But they’ve managed to come up with a title that sounds catchy and tells you exactly what you’re going to find within. You can cram it as a verb into a sentence, and the whole thing sounds natural. So who wants to Escortify tonight?
If you wish that you could get your dick wet without putting in any of the hard work of wooing a woman to fuck you, there are many ways to do this. You could flash a lot of cash if you have it on your hands. A certain type of woman will spread her legs when you show a few Benjamins out in the wild, so maybe you could try that at the risk of getting mugged.