VivaStreet

One of the very first things Viva Street greets you with is a dialog box. However, this isn't your conventional "are you 18" greeting message, which is strange. Rather, this website suggests that you sign up to it right away, as soon as you open it up for the first time. This isn't a bad idea all in all, especially if you are dead serious about trying to get an escort in the UK. In the end, it all really depends on your will to have sex with some of the hottest babes on the Isles. If you're a tourist, then I suggest you sign up to the page if you feel like getting laid during the holidays, I wouldn't say that it is a bad idea at all.

Furthermore, the sign-up process is very quick and simple. You know what else? Well, it is completely free. However, if you don't feel like creating an account right now, you can just click that x button in the upper right corner and make this annoying little box go away in a matter of seconds. Now, what you have in front of yourself is the wonderful homepage of Vivastreet.co.uk, which deserves every single bit of your attention. Well, no, not really. You are confronted with yet another dialog box here, and this time, while you might expect to see the "are you at least 18" box, this is not it.

It is a box that asks you whether you agree with the policies of this website. So, if you hit the "I agree" button, you will finally get to see the gorgeous homepage of Vivastreet.co.uk in its full glory. Now, if you don't feel like these conditions are fair, then you ma head out by clicking on the "no thanks" button right next to the one that says, "I agree." All in all, it only takes two clicks to open this website up. Usually, you are confronted with only one of these dialog boxes, but here it is a bit more complicated.

Of course, Vivastreet.co.uk functions in the exact same way like any other website that's all about escorts. It isn't too unique, nor should it be. However, these two dialog boxes left me feeling some type of way. You wanna know what I felt after closing both of them? Well, it became obvious to me that a lot of effort was put into the design of this page right here. It feels like a luxury page, and I didn't even make my way to the homepage. I mean, just as soon as you see the text and the picture in the first speech bubble that fills the screen, you know exactly what's up. Obviously, these two boxes do not matter too much, but by now, you surely understand why I dedicated almost 500 words of this entire text to them.

Well, I have explained the first reason, but had a secret second reason too. I wanted to thin the herd. So, now that the fakes got bored and left, only my most real fans will get to read the rest of this text right here. Again, if you do not care that much about escorts in the UK, then you should leave this page as soon as you open it up because you won't really find any porn up in there. If you really want to find porn with European chicks, then just head out to literally any tube website out there and load up the "Euro" category and see what it has in store for you. You might have to jump from page to page, but this doesn't matter. If you care about the porn, then you will spend a decent amount of time searching for the ideal movie, won't you? Of course, you will!

Now, I do believe that it is time for us to talk about the design of the wonderful page right in front of us and all the features it offers. Again, I'll have to mention the fact that this page doesn't have anything too unique on it which separates it from the rest of websites out there, but of course, it doesn't even need to have something like that in order to be a great page. Of course, the only thing this page has to do is provide me with correct info on gorgeous British girls that are willing to give it up for a decent sum of money. We don't care about ugly babes, and we don't care about girls that think they're worth way, way too much.

I mean sure, what a human is worth is an entirely subjective thing, but you should know that female aesthetics are an objective thing for the most part. If you have a good waist, a great pair of titties and a nice ass - then you're worth a lot of money. If you're too fat or too skinny, then you shouldn't charge people too much cash just to get inside of that cooch of yours. However, there are some weird dudes out there that would kill to fuck a "weird" or an "alternative" chick or whatever you call it. However, you should not charge broke dudes way too much cash to fuck you.

Oh well, but who am I to talk about these things? I get carried away like that sometimes, so let's cut it right to the chase and see just what this little website is all about, alright? God, it's my second time saying this...I should really stop hesitating.

Now, for the most persistent among you

Now, you folks would get all sorts of praise from Darwin, if he still was alive. You spend your time searching for the perfect female to mate, and you don't give up easily. Can you believe you've already read one thousand words of this review? I know! It's so hard to believe, but time flies. First off, I'd like to tell you all that the design of this page is absolutely fantastic. It is very, very easy to navigate it, and not only can you find whatever it is that you're looking for on this page in a matter of minutes, but there are also no ads popping up in here, which is also a great thing. I mean, in the end, ads can really ruin your experience sometimes, and this is precisely why I hate them. It is best to ignore them as much as possible, but some page just won't let you get any rest. Luckily, this is not one of those pages.

The sorting options

Now, first off, the two most important options are listed on the website. You get to choose the rates, and you're given a minimum and a maximum option to choose from. Furthermore, you also get to choose the service the girls are able to provide you. Furthermore, you also get to choose the gender of your escort, which is obviously a very important thing. You also get to choose the age and ethnicity of the girl. So, it doesn't matter if you like white girls, Arabic girls, black girls, or whatever. You'll find them in here. There are more than ten escorts on this page, so some of them are surely going to be attractive to you.

Vip escorts and account creation

Creating an account is literally the only thing you have to do in order to be able to utilize all the benefits this website offers to you. Seeing as the process is quick and free, there's no reason for you not to create an account right away! Next, you should also know that not all escorts are going to come in cheap, but the most expensive ones that surely won't be of much use to "mortal" men are the VIP girls. Only the richest dudes get to fuck them, so yeah, if you don't have much cash, you better look at the other lasses here.

What these gals tell you right away

Now, first off, you need to know that you will be arranging all the important little details with these girls over the phone. You'll either text them over WhatsApp, or you'll give them a regular phone call. Furthermore, if you have a bad experience with an escort, you can just report her. These gals usually have lots of videos and pictures available on their page, so make sure you check those out before hiring an escort. You need to know what you're getting yourself into, and there's no better way to find out if a girl is fake or real than to watch her video. You can't fake shit on those!

The conclusion

Seeing as you're given a bunch of great sorting options on the website to filter the unwanted girls out, you can say that this page works pretty neat as an escort website. Furthermore, it looks great, and ads also don't bother you at all, so there's really nothing for me to complain about in here. Maybe they could let you be a bit more specific about your girls. Maybe I like gals with certain eye color or something, you know...