ZLoveDoll

What does the Z in Z Love Doll stand for? I’ll be honest: I’ve spent the morning perusing the website, and I still don’t know. The final letter of the alphabet ain’t the beginning of too many sex-oriented terms, so my guess is that it’s a simple matter of branding. Seeing as they’re pulling hundreds of thousands of visitors a month, I’d bet it was an effective move. The only question was how well their shop compares to some of the other options out there.

In case you didn’t guess from the name, ZLoveDoll.com is an online purveyor of high-end, high-quality sex dolls. These things are lightyears more advanced than those weird-smelling inflatable bimbos your old man used to settle for when he was really hard up. They’re still a lot more expensive than those old-school male sex toys, but as we’ll see in a minute here, they’re no longer a luxury reserved for the wealthy. So, who’s looking for a new waifu or just something to stick their dick into?

The Sex Dolls of the Future, Today

The layout ain’t the most important thing on a site like this, though a sloppy setup would likely be a dealbreaker for any ecommerce site selling products this pricey. These guys nail it as far as the look and the vibe go, and what do you know? It looks like their inventory is even more enticing than the web design.

ZLoveDoll.com carries dolls from a few dozen of the most popular brands in the business. Just a few years ago, I was reviewing more sites that shipped direct from the manufacturer. Sites like ZLoveDoll might cost a little more, but there are usually more employees who speak English, making for a smoother process from start to finish. More importantly, though, that fat range of manufacturers translates to a fat range of dolls, which I’ll dig into in the next section.

The biggest advantage of buying direct from the factory is that you can often get a nice break on the price. I mention this in a lot my sex doll reviews, but today, I’m going to mention a perk I haven’t seen elsewhere: ZLoveDoll offers price matching with some very reasonable terms. There are no listed restrictions against price matching direct from manufacturers, and they’ll refund you 3 times the price difference if you find your doll listed cheaper within a week of purchase.

They also offer free shipping for most of the world. The obvious exceptions are places where sex dolls are banned, which I’m sure you’d already guessed. Z Love Doll also has warehouses around the world so you can get your new fake girlfriend in as little as week. They’ve currently got those babes squirrelled away in the US, the EU, Canada and Australia, and you can browse by location if you’re in a hurry.

New Waifus for Less Than Your Car Payment

There are full-sized Z Love Dolls starting at around $500, and you can even go cheaper if you don’t need a whole-ass woman. Limbless torsos with nice racks and pretty faces can be had for a few hundo, or you can go all-out on a super high-end $6K silicone sex doll. Some of these shops will focus on the cheaper units or the fancier fuck toys, but ZLoveDoll.com carries a nice range of products for more varied budgets.

And what a range it is! Holy shit, my dudes, I think this might be the most well-stocked sex doll shop I’ve ever reviewed. As of this writing, they’ve got over 4400 dolls to choose from! That’s an incredible spread even before you start factoring in customization options, which make the possibilities virtually endless. You’ve got to settle for whatever’s available on Tinder, but that clearly ain’t the case around here.

Z Love Doll has a nice set of filters built in to help you narrow your selection down. You can browse by brand, warehouse, body type, height and ethnicity, to name just a handful of filters. They don’t currently have a filter for breast size, which was a little surprising, but they do have categories like Big Boobs Sex Doll and Small Breast Sex Doll.

They carry a solid range of dolls with electronic fucking features. That includes babes with electronic hips and ones with automatic suction. As I later found out, a lot of the models can be customized with these features if they don’t already come as part of the standard package.

I’m a big fan of the really oddball dolls that some shops don’t carry, but man, ZLoveDoll has the hookup. They’ve got all kinds of hentai chicks, elves, preggo mamas, aliens, furries and devil girls. Their aisle of Celebrity Sex Dolls includes characters like Melina from Elden Ring, Hinata from Naruto, Jessica Rabbit, and a bunch of Final Fantasy dolls. I’m not a copyright lawyer or anything, but I really hope these don’t disappear before I get a chance to buy a Chun Li doll. Oh, and is that Emma Watson?

Building Your Custom Fake Girlfriend

It's an impressive sale, three whole pages of realistic babes marked down from the thousands to the hundreds, and made even more impressive by the fact that it’s an ongoing promo. I clicked on a pink-haired elven babe currently marked down to $549, which is a hell of a deal for a male masturbation device of this quality.

I can make her my own, too. Z Love Dolls have a ton of customization options, so you ain’t limited to what you see in all those pretty pictures. My free options for the pink-haired chick include extra wigs, breast and standing options, and coloration of elements like nails, eyes, skin and areolas. If I’m willing to spend a little more money, I can get electric hips, automatic sucking, better joints and a whole hell of a lot more. It’ll be interesting to see what new features roll out in the future, because I have a feeling ZLoveDoll is going to be ahead of the curve in this industry.

The ZLoveDoll website looks a lot like so many of their competitors, but the vast selection and reasonable pricing blows away a lot of the other guys. If I had to guess, I’d say they’re able to offer these prices simply because of the sheer volume they’re working in. It’s like the difference between shopping on Amazon or at Walmart versus getting your groceries from the mom-and-pop shop down the street, only we’re talking about something a bit sexier than the off-brand Kleenex you normally blow your loads into.

Prices on high-end love dolls are still high enough that this is going to be significant investment for most people, so you really should shop around before you buy. My big list of Sex Doll Shops here at ThePornDude is a good starting point, and ZLoveDoll.com is an easy recommendation for your shortlist. Between the prices, the selection, as well as perks like free shipping and price matching, you’ve got plenty of ways to stretch your budget and get your rocks off into a brand-new synthetic beauty.