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There are so many porn tube sites out there these days that it's easy to get lost in the funk. Just because there is a lot of something doesn't mean that it's all good. In fact, it generally means the opposite. The market is flooded, and any old Tom, Dick, or Harry can pump out a shit porn tube site with their eyes closed.

Free Porn in Decline

As porn develops over the next few years, I think we will see more and more paysites. Porn tubes will still exist, but the quality difference between free and paid porn will continue to grow. There are positives and negatives to that, and the concept of porn networks will soften the blow.

However, there are sites that still battle against entropy, like a Sponge growing on the side of an undersea volcano. Sites that want to pick up the battle flag of free porn and charge into the trenches with cocks in hand and tissues in pocket. While the market, in general, might be in decline, there are always fighters willing to go to war for what they believe in. Anyone who still believes in the essence of free porn is a friend of mine.

All this begs the question, what are the aspects of free porn that are in decline? The first thing that comes to mind is video quality. I remember watching the little numbers in the bottom corner of videos getting bigger and bigger. First was 240p, then 480p, then 720p. When 1080p came out, it seemed like we had reached the pinnacle of civilization.

Fuck the roman empire or landing on the moon. Being able to count the rings in Sasha Grey's asshole from across the room was all I needed to know to know humanity was at the top of its game. But wait. Things didn't lose momentum there. Then came 4 fucking K.

4K looks more like real life than real fucking life does. I feel like my eyes are processing the world in 720p. That 4K shit looks like what I imagine Disney characters see in a cartoon. The colors are bright, the lines sharp, and the possibilities endless.

Web design is another thing that comes to mind when judging the decline of free porn. There are resources out there that can help any fucking dumb ass off the street bang out ten websites a day. Will they all look like complete garbage? One hundred percent. But those fuckers don't care. Now, masturbators like you and I have to wade through ten websites that appear to have been built by a retard with a severe head injury to find one decent one.

Of course, we can't forget the content. In the end, it doesn't matter what else a website does. If it doesn't contain content viewers want to watch, no one is hanging out for long.

Porn has been getting put on the internet for decades now. There is an innumerable amount of scenes, and I've noticed a lot of shitty porn tube sites loading up on material that came out during Obama's first term.

While I loved that porn then, technology has come a long way. Plus, I'm the god damn porn dude. I've probably seen every ten-year-old porn ever made. I need that new shit to get my dick to stiffen.

The final big kicker is ads. Ads can turn the best site into horse shit at the drop of a hat. What's the point of trying to watch porn if pop-ups keep jumping in the way? I already only have one hand to work with, and it's my non-dominant one. It can't keep up with a dozen pop-ups while I stroke my cock. It's like patting your head and rubbing your belly at the same time.

The Fight for Freecum

As I was saying, the design on XFilm me is minimalistic and brutal, like Soviet-era architecture. It has a stark white background, which I'm generally not a fan of, but for some reason, it seems fitting here. The straightforward menu organizes XFilm content by the studio. It contains the options Home, Blacked, Defloration, Erito, Fake Taxi, Girl Cum, and a link to the world's favorite porn review specialist.

Content thumbnails on the front page are split into four sections. The first is recently featured XXX videos. Once you become a seasoned XFilm veteran, you'll be using that section quite often. New content is being added to the site every week, so don't anticipate getting bored anytime soon.

The second is the most viewed videos. This is the perfect place for new visitors to get their feet wet. Some of my favorites on the list are "Run to Cum - Six Orgasms," "Blonde Hottie Asks Cabbies for his Hot Cum Cream Pie," and "Identical Sisters Fuck Euro Cabbie."

Then comes the recommended for you category. This will change as you watch videos, and the algorithm gets accustomed to your preferences. You'll be surprised by how accurate this shit is sometimes. It's the perfect way for XFilm vets to find new content deep in the vaults they may not have found otherwise.

Last up are the hot videos now. These are the videos trending on the site and at any one time. People really love their taxi content here, as both "Russian Tourist Trades a Deep Fucking for a Free Taxi Ride" and "Horny Cutie Can't Help but Swallow up Cabbies Cock" are near the top.

Dumb Cunt Meets a Door

I don't know about you, but I love this trend of stuck porn happening right now. It's equal parts goofy, silly, arousing, and cum inspiring. What else could you want a porn called "Stuck in a Door"? How the fuck do you even get stuck in a door?

Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, that's how. Star Jenny Wild booked a room in the Fake Hospital, presumably for unusual clumsiness. She makes it to her assigned room alright and is able to greet her roommate Ricky Rascal. As she introduces herself, she can't help but notice a small door in the room with a hole in it. It's odd, but she doesn't think much of it. That was her first mistake.

After a bit of polite conversation, Jenny goes to change, but before she can, she trips and falls into the door, trapping herself. What a strange series of events. Fortunately, Ricky is right there to help pull her out.

Despite grabbing her hips and giving it his all, he can't dislodge the petite cutie and requires backup. That's when Stanley Johnson makes an entrance to provide a helping hand.

As the two struggle, Ricky decides to test the waters by pulling down Jenny's panties and licking her pussy. She is exceptionally receptive and soon has Stanley's cock in her mouth.

Now that Ricky sees it's full steam ahead, he jabs his manhood in her pussy and fucks her doggy style. All the motion of being fucked and sucking dick finally loosens her up, and Jenny escapes from the door, not a moment too soon. Ricky and Stanley want to throw her on the bed and abuse all of her holes. Once she has had her fill of dick, the two men bust nuts all over her body.

XFilms still sees the value in a great free porn tube site, and they are doing their best to keep the dream alive. So show them some support by beating your meat to their collection. You'll be happy you did and won't be able to stop yourself from returning.

My only complaint about XFilms is the scant web design. While I understand keeping things simple, this may be a bit too simple. Plus, the white background is always a bad idea.

Whether you like taxi porn, stuck porn, or anything in between, XFilms has you covered.