Virtual Porn

The VirtualPorn.com domain was registered way back in 1996, which isn’t a surprise to anybody who remembers the gold rush to buy up all the potentially valuable porn domains. The thing is, VR porn was not a reality in 1996. Hell, online porn, in general, was kind of a shit show back in the nineties, and much of what we expect these days in premium porn wasn’t established until the reality porn of the early 2000s. So who could have predicted the rise of genuinely immersive 3D porn a quarter-century later?

I don’t know who originally bought the domain, but I know who owns it now: BangBros. The copyright out front slaps their name on it with a 2004 vintage, though the current incarnation of Virtual Porn is quite a bit newer from the looks of it. As you’ve probably guessed from the name, this is a paysite stocked full of VR porn from BangBros. Honestly, the prospect of 3D pornstars is enough to get me in the door, but the BangBros brand really raises my expectations. Let’s see how the site lives up to them.

Sexy Girls in Immersive 3D

Whatever, though, because you didn’t come here to jerk off to the design. As crusty as the color scheme is, the thumbnails out front look sexy as fuck. I’m immediately smitten with the beautiful round ass of Kay Carter, the penetrated butthole of Marica Chanelle, and the lovely cock-infested face of Kira Perez. Kimmy Kimm is here, kissing a dick like she did mine over at PornDudeCasting. The biggest name I see on the card is Blake Blossom, who’s making a big oh-face as she squats onto a cock in her thumbnail.

Well, I kind of expected more prominent names from BangBros, which is not to say I’m disappointed. They’re shooting Virtual Porn with some gorgeous video whores, mostly up-and-comers with an occasional recognizable face. This company’s been around long enough to spot good talent, and I don’t see any off-brand uglies or Craigslist connections on the picture menu of perversion.

So many paysites are ditching the free previews these days, expecting you to get a taste of their content on one of the free tubes and using their bandwidth. Virtual Porn is a different kind of beast, though. Most VR sites are eager to give you a real taste, and this one’s no exception; you can download free video trailers to watch on your VR scuba gear. So go ahead and treat yourself to a freebie or two before deciding if you want the full ticket. (I know a lot of you will download the trailers with no intention of signing up for membership anytime soon, and that’s fine, too.)

Downloads, Cheap Tickets, and Other Perks

The signup page lists some of their perks. For one thing, members get unlimited downloads. That’s not standard on every premium porn site anymore. However, VR sites basically have to let you save the movies, at least until home internet connections can stream the high quality you need when the pixels are right up against your bloodshot eyeballs.

Now, let’s talk about that quality. I mentioned the outdated vibe BangBros sometimes gives off, and I’ve got to say, I’m getting that same vibe with regards to the video quality, and I’m a little bummed out. They’re offering 5K movies, which sounds great if you’re only used to the 4K ultra-HD of flat-screen porno. In virtual reality terms, that’s last-gen. The best sites are putting out 7K movies for the high-end, modern sex helmets, and I’m disappointed that one of the biggest porn companies has not kept up with the trend.

Anyways, back to the good stuff. They’re dropping a new VirtualPorn movie like clockwork every Thursday. I like my paysites to have at least one new release per week, so this fits the bill. You, OCD pervs, can set an alert on your phone to enjoy that weekly fresh VR fap session.

BangBros is now doing this Member Rewards thing where you unlock more free porn sites just by staying signed up. It’s a good way of keeping fans on board, but it does take a little time. You get a new site every few months and a “$99 Value Special Reward” after a year. I wonder what it is!

Banging a Pornstar’s Perfect Ass in VR

The Kay Carter VR film I’d been eyeballing since the tour page clocks in at a clean 39 minutes. It’s VR, so you’re going to have to wait a minute to download if you really want the best experience, even if VirtualPorn.com is kind of lagging in terms of video resolution. This one’s a butt-stuff movie, titled The Anal Laundress.

Kay’s doing the laundry in front of you as the movie opens. The opening scene is where they grabbed that thumbnail that caught and maintained my interest immediately, and it’s fucking sexy as hell for an opener. Unlike 2D porn, I don’t usually skip the intros in VR. I love the immersion.

The panties come off and on during the first scene, really showing off that stunning ass. After that, the virtual stand-in stud does a lot of groping, and goddamn, I wish they could imitate the feel of succulent flesh over the Internet. The quality is visibly lower than a 7K video, but I could watch that junk jiggle in VR all day long.

The actual sex starts about ten minutes in, beginning with a really hot super-POV blowjob. Kay slurps, glurps, and spits on the thing and starts riding it backwards around the 17-minute mark. There’s that beautiful booty again! Honestly, my dudes, I think I want to hurry up and finish this review so I can watch the movie with both hands.

And while I’m overall happy with the porn on VirtualPorn, there were a couple of disappointments, namely the small library size and relatively low video resolution. I feel like these issues will work themselves out with time, though, as that’s just the nature of how porn sites evolve, and I know there’s money behind this one. The question is, should you spend your money on this one now when there are other options out there? I just reviewed 18VR earlier today, where they’re offering three releases a week, a 240-deep library of virtual reality teen movies, and 7K current-gen VR resolution for just ten bucks a month. Unfortunately, coming from there to here doesn’t make Virtual Porn look great.

My advice is to check out those free Virtual Porn trailers and see what they do for you. It’s also worth checking out if any of my complaints are still valid; if you read this review a year from now, I know they’ll have a much bigger library, and I’d bet they have 7K. At the end of the day, BangBros didn’t get where they are by putting out mediocre porn, so let’s see how they adjust their virtual reality formula to fit our perverted wants and needs.