Tantaly

Has Tantaly tantalized you yet, or is this your first time hearing about their jiggly boobies, bouncy butts and realistic, fuckable holes? There’s no shame in being late to the party, and honestly, there’s an upside if this is the first you’re hearing about the brand: they’ve gotten even better at making those next-generation sex dolls. Good things come to those who, um, weren’t in the market for masturbation toys until recently.

Tantaly.com doesn’t make full-size silicone lovers, but they do make some of the most popular and realistic sex doll torsos in the world. They’ve been mentioned by such respected outfits as XBIZ and Men’s Health, but honestly, their half million visitors a month tells me more about their offerings than any professional nod—and I say that as a professional! Let’s take a closer look and see why this purveyor of lifelike amputee Barbies is so damn popular.

Welcome to Tantaly – Again!

The overall presentation has been refined over the years, and now it’s one of the nicer looking online doll shops. Everything is improved, from the layout to the visuals, and yeah, to the writing as well. Everything’s in clean native English and feels professional as hell in every respect.

Tantaly.com is a global company and has a number of localized websites for different countries, and their shipping times suggest they’ve got warehouses spread out around the globe. Standard shipping is free and fast, so you can potentially get your new headless waifu in under a week. I’ve put more time into trying to hook up with some of my Tinder matches, if you want to know the truth.

One of the advantages of getting one of Tantaly’s half ladies instead of another brand’s whole shebang is the pricing. Besides adding more material, realistic heads are just more expensive and labor intensive to produce than a big ass and some tits. When I first reviewed the joint, they had prices starting at about a hundred bucks. Given the crazy inflation in recent years, I was pleasantly surprised to find their price tags are still low, with mini torsos starting at around $150.

I’m writing this at the very end of March, and they’re currently offering a 15% off Easter holiday code. That could save you a pretty penny, especially on some of Tantaly.com’s pricier units. They run these kinds of specials fairly regularly, so keep your eye out and make sure to check their front page before pulling the trigger on anything you’ve got in your cart.

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The good news is that, as one of the top manufacturers of these things, they offer a decent range of fuckable fake torsos and butts. There are a couple dozen products to explore, and they’ll let you browse by body type or price, which I certainly appreciate.

I’m something of an ass man, so one of the first stops on my visit today was Tantaly’s aisle of Big Ass sex dolls. Some of them are legitimately big ass, like 54-pound Eva. She’s one of the most costly mamas on the website at a buck under seven hundo, but the booty looks gorgeous, as does that highly textured internal love tunnel.

Eva may be big, but she’s not actually Tantaly’s most high-tech butt. They’ve got their own line of synthetic dump trucks called Tantabutt, offering “a more lifelike, elastic touch compared to regular gel asses, and it is less prone to damage, ensuring long-lasting durability.” The FAQ goes into further detail about their composition, which might be the most realistic fake butts on the market.

As I type this up, the entry level Tantabutt is going for $270, which is less than you’d pay an escort with a similar back end. They’ve got some demos showing the difference between traditional fake butts and their newfangled ones, and I won’t lie, I got a little bit hypnotized watching that jiggle. I think it’s been a couple hours, but I finally snapped out of it. On with the review…

Leggy Dolls with Removal Hoo-has

Some of you might be thinking, wait a minute, removable pussies ain’t a new thing! While that’s technically true, they’re typically associated with higher-end full-size love dolls. Tantaly.com is the first company I know of who’s gone the extra mile to add removal genitalia to sex doll torsos.

While I was reading Tantaly’s page breaking down their vagina options, I stumbled upon a doll named Ginny who’s equipped with not just Tantaremoval, but Tantabosom as well. (I don’t think I even have to explain what Tantabosom is!) Ginny’s a shapely babe, but the thing that caught my eye is that she’s also got legs. Well, she’s got thighs, at least, and that’s something I like to hold onto when I’m pounding away. I’d like to see “With Legs” as one of the body type options on the menu.

That’s a Lot of Happy, Horny Customers

Right now, the most common thing you can change is the skin color. Most dolls come in a Fair shade, and maybe half of them can also be had in a darker Wheat skin tone. I’m hoping for further options as the brand continues to expand, especially if they keep gaining popularity. I want them all: white girls, black girls, Latinas, Asians, Middle Eastern chicks, mixed babes and everyone else!

I pulled up the listing for Britney, a 27-pound Tantaly torso with big boobs, Tantabosom and deep, textured orifices for putting your pecker in. She’s $400 with either skin tone option, and that Easter code will score me $60 off. My wallet hand started getting itchy even before I read the reviews: she’s got a 4.8-star rating based on 418 reviews.

Tantaly.com lets users leave reviews, which is a fucking vital element on any ecommerce site in the 21st century. I am sometimes skeptical of online reviews, which I’ve mentioned on sites with writeups that feel a little sketchy. I love that users here can even post pics, which goes a long way in helping me believe they’re real customers. “Great toy. Amazing feel,” wrote one dude who posted a close-up of Britney’s lifelike cooter. “Recommend getting this toy.”

Tantaly.com has a smaller selection than some of the big, multi-brand shopping malls of love dolls in every shape, size and color. Some might say that fuckable torsos don’t need as many options, since you’ve got to imagine the babe’s head anyway. Speaking as a professional masturbator, I think the range of dolls has something to offer almost anybody, especially when you consider the light customization options. Tantaly’s low prices and high-tech features make their shop an easy recommendation to anybody looking for a high-end torsos without breaking the bank. A little window shopping couldn’t hurt, now could it?