Taffy Tales

TaffyTales! Don’t you nerds wish you could just turn off your anxiety, shyness, and all of that embarrassing shit at will and become an ultra-Chad who plows pussy like it's nothing? Yeah, I bet you do. Sadly, I’m not some genie who can grant you three wishes and give you all of that and a big cock to go along with it. You’ll have to work on being less of a pathetic incel on your own time. What I do have for you horny fappers is a welcome escape where you play as a hung nerd who unearths a hidden personality within himself.

And that personality loves nothing more than fucking bitches and fantasizing about, well, fucking even more bitches. The game is called Taffy Tales, and it’s been in development since 2018 by a talented artist and game designer known as UberPie. However, I wouldn’t expect this title to get finished anytime soon. As of January 2024, this game is still in beta version 0.22. So, yeah, this game has a very long road ahead of it. If you don’t feel like dishing out $5 a month over at Patreon.com/UberPie, then you can try the public version of the game out for free. You still get access to the full game. It’s just that version will be a few releases back.

You can get a Free Copy of the Public Version of the Game

Regardless, this game downloads and runs pretty smoothly on any desktop OS. The whole thing is only around 1GB, so you won’t have to worry about clearing out any of your precious TBs of fap videos. The game is a visual novel based on the choices you make as a character. Or, well, that’s the plan. Right now, you don’t really get any choices and can’t influence the story of the game. UberPie promises that you’ll have those options down the line. For now, you can simply kick back and enjoy the visual novel in its normal, linear form.

You don’t get any options when it comes to character creation. You play as a skinny twink of a dude that you can name. The art is incredibly well done, but the faces sort of give me the creeps. But, hey, I’m sure loads of you sex-starved cucks won’t even be looking at these character’s faces. Especially since this game takes the classic route of giving nearly every single goddamn character massive, gravity-defying milkers. Don’t get me wrong; I love jerking off to hot babes with big honkers as much as the next guy. But at least give me some other options. I’m down with bangin’ horny girls with wide hips and big asses too.

Big Tittied Babes & Loads of Kinky Fetish Content

Taffy Tales starts off simply. You go to school and witness some big tittied nerd getting groped in one of the locker rooms. You stand up to this muscled bully like the white knight you are. She gets away, but then the jock chases you out of the school, where you get hit by a car. Fucking hell, is it just me or does every other porn game have some dude getting run the fuck over? Anyway, you wake up a few days later after coming home from the hospital to find that you’ve developed a kinky double personality that likes plowing bitches and giving facials.

Oh, and you have a monster hog. That didn’t happen because of the car crash. Your character has simply been blessed with a dick nearly half the length and girth of his fucking leg. Hell, if car crashes made your dick bigger, then I think we’d have a lot more accidents on our hands. From there, you can explore the world and interact with the dozens of different characters peppered throughout the town.

Fuck Your Way Through this Linear Visual Novel

You’re not quite sure what’s happening, but it seems like everyone in town has gotten a lot sluttier. You find teachers fucking behind closed doors, some whore getting railed on the counter of a convenience store, and even your mom and sister seem a little bit forward. As I mentioned earlier, you’re pretty much stuck on the rails of the current story. A lot of areas are blocked off or under construction in the current version of the game. But I’m sure the world will open up more down the line.

You’ll get some choices related to if you fuck certain characters or participate in certain scenes, but that’s about it. I’m glad they give you the option to opt-in or out of most scenes since this isn’t some vanilla game. There’s taboo, hypnosis, feet play, cuckolding, corruption, BDSM, and so much more. You kink-loving fappers are going to have a field day with this shit. It’s easy to navigate the game. You get a POV interface and can go about the game like a point and click adventure. Simply click on highlighted items and places to interact with them. That’s about it as far as gameplay goes. There weren’t any combat scenes or mini-games.

Fully Uncensored Sex Scenes to Jerk Off to

But let’s get to the part you horny bastards have all been waiting for: the sex scenes. Well, you’ll be pleased to know that every single scene is uncensored. Yep, no pixelated pussies here! You’ll also get some light audio effects and moans, but it’s nothing too crazy. The scenes will have different slides and illustrations, but none of them will be fully animated or anything like that. Keep in mind that it’s just a single dude creating this game. All in all, these are some damn good scenes. And the game keeps hitting you with new, fap-worthy scenes every few minutes. You’ll never be left waiting long.

You can even take this kinky game with you on the go by downloading a dedicated Android version. It plays and runs exactly the same as the desktop version. Just tap on the screen to navigate the world. You’ll be able to bend your hottie of a teacher over and fuck her ass without even needing to be on your computer. The future really is now. Hey, once this game has choices built-in, you could do two different runs on your computer and phone to get the most out of this experience.

ThePornDude’s Favorite Features

If you’re looking for a kinky game that doesn’t hold back when it comes to sex scenes, then you should already be downloading this shit. Seriously, I can’t stand it when games make you wait hours and hours between scenes. What do they think I’m doing edging for all that time? No, fuck that. This game understands that you weak-willed cucks are here to blow your loads to as many scenes as you can get your fat fingers on. I wish more game developers would take a page or two out of Taffy Tale’s book.

ThePornDude’s Suggestions

Finish it! Come on; I don’t want to be sitting here with my limp dick in hand, waiting another two or more years for this game to get wrapped up. I’ll forget about this title by then. Fuck, they have nearly 3,500 patrons. I’m sure they can afford to get a helping hand or two to speed this shit along. I just worry that this will be yet another promising game that is obsolete when it comes out since it took 10 damn years to finish it. But, hey, I guess we’ll see what happens. I hope I’m wrong and that this game gets wrapped up quickly.

ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Taffy Tales is a fap-worthy visual novel that most of you are going to enjoy. The art is well done. The writing is pretty decent. There’s a large world with a ton of unique characters to meet and bang. Plus, it’s full of uncensored sex scenes that you won’t find anywhere else. Oh, and did I mention that you can play it for free? Yeah, you can’t bitch about that. The characters are hot as fuck, and this game is jam-packed with fetish content. I highly recommend you guys check this out if you’re looking for a simple game with incredibly hot sex scenes to jerk your dick to.