SexDollTech

What kind of Sex Doll Tech do you look for in a synthetic girlfriend? Personally, I’d probably argue that the most important technological factors are the ones that make her special to you, whether that’s high-end electronics that offer realistic moans or just a big ass that makes your dick all hard and drippy. Just like with real women, the fake broads come in all different shapes, sizes and colors, with different models appealing to different dudes. Some guys want a TPE version of their ex-wife, while others want a babe with big anime eyes and elf ears. In any case, why ever settle for less than your dream girl if you’re paying for the privilege?

SexDollTech.com has been in the business of selling highly realistic, fuckable sex dolls since 2017. Their website has had a big spike in traffic recently, with 25,000 visitors stopping by in December. Sex doll shops get a lot of curious rubberneckers and broke-ass window shoppers, but naturally I was curious what they really had to offer. I’ve long since moved on from dry humping crusty waifu pillows, and who knows? Maybe I’d end up getting another coffin-sized delivery my neighbors will gossip about.

Sex Doll Tech for the 21st Century

Two things stand out at me right away. For one thing, there’s a great range of fake women. There are petite blondes, busty brunettes and curvy redheads; Asian knockouts, ebony beauties and a bunch of white girls. There’s one doll on the front page modeled after Marilyn Monroe, complete with the white dress blowing up around her waist. Further inside, I’d find anime chicks, pregnant MILFs and even a selection of trannies. According to the search bar at the top, SexDollTech stocks over 20,000 products in their global warehouses.

The other thing that pops out is the price range. If you’ve looked at a couple of these websites, as you should if you’re in the market, you’ve no doubt noticed how fucking expensive they can be. Prices here start in what I’d consider to be mid-low range. There are a couple hot front-page models starting at six hundo, with fancier chicks closing in on the 2K mark. Most of the girls out front are going for under a grand.

They also offer free worldwide shipping, with just a handful of exceptions, which makes those prices even more impressive. We’ve all grown used to companies like Amazon eating the shipping costs, or at least burying them in the product prices, so we tend not to consider what it costs to send a big-ass package across the country or around the world. Anybody who’s had to ship items themselves knows exactly how pricey it can get, so it’s nice to let SexDollTech worry about that shit instead. They even handle the duties and customs fees, making those $600 dolls sound like even more of a bargain.

Another one of the perks of buying from Sex Doll Tech is they offer a free sex doll gift package with every doll. This is a random assortment of goodies, with things like lingerie, cleaning kits and heating rods. “In some cases,” they write, “we may be okay to add some other surprises or repair tools (subject to availability).” Hey, I do love surprises, especially when they can help cure my blue balls.

Get a Load of These Sexy Dolls

They’ve got half a dozen futuristic dolls that moan and talk. The downside is that they’ve got an ugly speaker built into the side that look like some kind of medical device, and it might be kind of weird hearing moans coming from the ribcage while you’re humping away. I checked out the demo video for one, and this white girl had the most hilariously stereotypical Asian voice speaking sexy English in between moans. “Daddy, want it now! I have been waiting for you for much a long how. I miss you so much!” That might not be verbatim, because it sounds a little grainy and incoherent in the vid.

I checked out Sex Doll Tech’s selection of Big Booty Sex Dolls next, which include no fewer than 136 babes with some extra junk in the trunk. With such a wide selection, I wish they had more filters for dialing in your ideal babe, but I do appreciate that they list the height right below the thumbnails. It’s a good sign when you pop a boner just browsing through the photos on a site like this, because it’d be a fucking shame if you couldn’t get it up after you shelled out $849 for a synthetic girl like 163cm-tall Emilia, “Sexiest Fat Asses Love Doll”.

They’ve got a baker’s dozen fake babes in their Anime Sex Dolls section. They don’t get as weird and wild as some other shops I’ve seen, but they’ve got a few with big anime eyes, pointy elf ears, and one sexy little cutie with antlers coming out of her head. Honestly, I’d be more inclined to buy some separate headgear if I wanted to bone an antelope girl, just in case I wanted more of a classic beauty later. It’s your money and your fantasy, though!

But What Really Gets You Going?

The custom section has a couple hundred base models to start with. I chose the Marilyn Monroe doll I saw out front, selected tan skin tone and jelly breasts with large, dark areolas. Then I added green eyes, a red wig, shrugging shoulder, pink nails and light blue veins. The removable tongue and vagina seemed like worthwhile upgrades, and I wanted pubes, too. That brought the total to just under $1400 from the base price of $999, which ain’t bad for a custom job. For another $150, they can reduce the weight, and you can add a dick for $45 if you’re in the whole futanari thing.

Make sure to double check all your options, even if you’re not springing for one of SexDollTech’s custom models. They’ve got a pretty standard set of policies for returns and refunds, just like you’d find on any similar site. Basically, they’ll make it right if they send you something that’s busted or just the wrong item, but your options are pretty fucking limited otherwise. Once you stick your dick in her, she’s yours for good, even if they fucked up on their end somewhere along the line.

At the end of the day, I’d say the best things about Sex Doll Tech are the relatively low prices and the wide range of fuck dolls. For about a grand or even lower, you can get damn near any type of TPE lover you may want, and the options only increase if you’re willing to spend a little more. These things are a pretty fucking big investment for most people, and SexDollTech.com offers a solid bang for your buck. That said, I do recommend shopping around, so be sure to check my full list of Sex Doll Shops here at ThePornDude.