ScatShop

A site called Scat Shop can really only have a few things for sale. Maybe it’s a jazzy little joint where singers improvise melodies with nonsense words, or perhaps a seafood market specializing in the spotted little ray-finned fish of the Indo-Pacific. Then again, it kind of sounds like a phrase where an old shopkeeper would tell you to GTFO in the language of their youth. “Scat, young pervert! Begone!” But, of course, none of the options are in line with what my visitors are looking for. Hold on a sec, what’s that fucking smell?

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist or a goddamn bloodhound to figure out what ScatShop.com has got for sale. They spell it out right there in the title. This one’s got a different concept behind it than poopy paysites I’ve reviewed in the past, though. Scat Shop lets independent models sell their own shit porn videos. If you’ve been looking for pretty girls pushing poo poo from puckered bungholes, you’ve come to the right place. Go ahead and lube up with a bottle of KY or a fistful of diarrhea. It’s time to get freaky.

Buying Poo Porn with a Credit Card

Even before OnlyFans was a thing, the clip sale sites have always appealed to fetishists. If you’re into lesbians, teen blowjobs, or Latinas, I can point you toward hundreds of websites that are going to get you off hard. That isn’t relatively as easy if you’ve got a more obscure kink. Those who get a boner for things like ballbusting BBWs, extreme corset bondage, or blindfolded tickling often have to dig a lot harder to find what they want. Maybe there isn’t a premium porn site with your preferred material, but the clip shops have always had fetish models banging out all kinds of freaky fare.

If you’re a scat fan, though, the clip sale sites probably have not been your friend. Well, not before ScatShop.com, that is. I’m sure the other sites would have liked to have hooked you up years ago, but it isn’t necessarily up to them. The credit card companies actually make multiple rules about the porn you watch. That’s why you never see the word “taboo” on any of the taboo paysites and why the plotlines revolve around people related by marriage instead of blood. It’s also why it’s hard to find premium scat porn.

Just from the very premise alone, ScatShop is offering material that’s hard to come by elsewhere. However, one thing that really shocked me was finding out what kind of payments they accept. This scat shop actually takes credit cards.

Crypto is an option, too, but I expected that. In fact, I kind of thought it was going to be crypto or nothing, so this is a big deal.

There’s a very slight caveat, but I don’t think it’s going to be a dealbreaker for anyone. If it’s your first order with ScatShop, you’ve got to wait for them to do some manual processing of your order. I imagine this is some really basic vetting to make sure everything is on the up and up and likely ties in with whatever credit card processor they’re using. Maybe it’s kind of like when you buy cocaine using PayPal, and your dealer just writes “Merchandise” in the memo to avoid PayPal’s tyrannical rules against moving a little blow. Whatever they’re doing, I’m glad it’s working.

Scat and More in the Scat Shop

ScatShop.com might not have the sparkle of Brazzers or anything, but it honestly looks pretty fucking good for a scat site. I particularly like the logo, with its big, round booty cheeks peering out from a splatter-shaped hole in the backdrop. Scrolling down, we see some of their top-selling clips.

You’ll never believe how much some of Scat Shop’s best-sellers are going for. There’s a ton of free material here! Several models offer free clips to get their fans turned on and eager to spend some real money, and I appreciate that ScatShop has let their algorithms bump the freebies up to the top. I’m sure it’d only take a little tweak to keep the free clips hidden in the model profiles, but they don’t. It tells me that, like other scat sites, the folks behind ScatShop care about the porn and the user experience just as much as they care about the money. That attitude is more common on niche sites than the mainstream ones.

Scrolling through the best sellers and the newest additions to Scat Shop, I see a relatively wide range of shitty content. Well, obviously, there’s a messy biohazard that underscores each of these videos, but they do manage to do all kinds of shit with that shit. The dropdown menu of categories lists subgenres like Toilet Slavery, Smearing, Groups/Couples, EFRO, Farting, Desperation, and Enema. There’s even Period Play and Vomiting if the dookie isn’t quite doing it for you.

I wasn’t sure what EFRO was, so I took a trip to ScatShop.com’s aisle of the stuff. It turns out EFRO stands for Erotic Female Relief Observance. There are nearly 7500 vids in this category alone. The first page of moving thumbnails shows a woman in cat ears pissing in a glass and shitting on a tray, a babe pushing diarrhea into a toilet, and a beautiful brunette with caca smeared all over that lovely mug of hers.

Buy Some Legit Shit While You’re At It

Some of the models at ScatShop would be happy to help you make that a reality. What kind of shit are you looking for? There are women selling their unadulterated poop, soiled undergarments, and even food made with their own homebrew Nutella. Most people would send back their burger if it came out of the kitchen with a big coil of doo-doo butter under the bun, but I bet you’d just ask to see what the chef looks like.

I looked at a few of the listings offering physical goods. Generally, the girls want you to talk to them first about your order, to figure out precisely what you want and what you’re willing to pay for it. Like OnlyFans, one of the big gimmicks here is that you can actually chat with the girls you see taking dumps in all these scat movies. It’s a level of intimacy that you don’t get on the big paysites with famous girls, which makes the whole thing smell a whole lot sweeter. Or stinkier. Whatever you’re into, I guess.

Most porn fans will not want anything to do with ScatShop.com, but you aren’t most porn fans. Honestly, this is precisely what you want in any fetish clip site: a wide selection of material from an even wider selection of hot independent models. So if you prefer to see your favorite babes blowing mud instead of blowing dicks, you’re going to enjoy yourself here.