Regal Casino

A lot of people who have been following The Porn Dude for years often find that they’re blissfully unaware that my enormous porn-trained cock is far from the only thing I yank daily. I mean, come on, guys! Do you think I’m able to beat my meat to hardcore porn 24/7 without taking some time out?

Whenever I feel like I’ve watched too much porn, which is usually when prolapsed assholes start spinning around my head like tweeting birds do around the head of a cartoon character, one of my favorite ways to take a break is by sliding into a kickass gambling session where I pull the lever of a slut machine, rather than my cock.

But it’s fair to say that the porn industry and the world of online gambling have a lot of stuff in common. Not only are they both incredibly fun and (potentially) rewarding in their own unique ways, but they are also two industries that have become far more accessible over the last few decades.

Just like how our porn ancestors used to have to go into XXX theaters back in the day and beat their meat in the uneasy company of trenchcoat-wearing masturbators, gamblers had to head outside and venture into casinos to fulfill their passion. These days, however, porn and gambling fans alike can indulge in a wild world of online casinos from the comfort of their own home or via the smartphone in their pockets.

Yep, we no longer have to go into casinos and face the risk of being rudely dragged out by Joe Pesci for putting our feet on the Blackjack table. However, even though Joe is too old to use our heads to open fire exit doors, there is still a level of risk involved in the world of gambling online because there’s no shortage of shady sites that are trying to extract the hard-earned money sitting in your pocket and offer you a shitty betting experience in return.

This is where I step in! Just like when people end up handing over money for shit-tier porn sites that call themselves ‘’premium’’, I equally can’t bear to see my beloved betting enthusiasts do the same with shitty online casinos. To ensure this doesn’t happen, I’ve made it one of my many missions in life to guide people through this wild world of online gambling to bring them into the neon-lit walls of badass sites while helping them to avoid those that guarantee a crappy experience.

Today, we’re heading behind the doors of an online casino called Regalcasino.live. Now, giving yourself the title of regal is a bold step for any website, so I was keen to see if this online casino was able to earn it or whether I’d have to step in and take its self-issued crown away from it. Now, let’s begin!

What is Regalcasino.live?

As soon as you land on the homepage of Regalcasino.live, you see that it has a decent array of betting games to get stuck into and that some of them are free to play. On top of that, the site also offers a free $50 chip to kick off your adventure. Now, let’s take that chip and dive in, shall we?

What are the Betting Games Like on Regalcasino.live?

● The Tipsy Tourist - This immersive betting game invites you to join a dude called Gary on his summer vacation to Florida. Once there, Gary shows you around and uses his gambling knowledge to introduce you to stuff like the Double Up Mini Game that lets you boost your standard wins whenever you choose the right card! Once you’re done with that, there’s also a free spins mode, and scatter pays offer to diversify your gaming experience. If you win, why not celebrate with a bonus game that allows you to indulge in a drinking competition with good ol’ Gary himself?

● The Slotfather - As the name suggests, this is an online slot game designed by Betsoft inspired by the iconic mafia movie. Ironically, there’s a tonne of gambling offers in this game that you’ll be unable to refuse! In a mafia-themed thrill ride, the game takes you through 30 pay lines and five reels packed with comedy, immersive gameplay, and memorable characters, making it an ideal game for betting newbies and veterans alike!

● Barbary Pirates - If you’ve always wanted to live the life of an old-school pirate like Long John Silver, this betting game is a great way to do it! You play the role of a character who joins a gang of pirates cruising up and down the Barbary Coast, playing betting games to win gold, alcohol, and women! It’s a lustful gambling game set on a virtual pirate ship that you’ll want to board repeatedly!

The Design of the Casino

The site is laid out on a jet-black background with gold highlights, and the first element that’ll no doubt catch your eye from the get-go is the black, white, and gold logo that spells out the site’s name accompanied by an image of a lion. Next to this is a two-tier menu. The first tier at the top has the site’s contact number, email, and buttons to log in or sign up.

The lower tier is home to four links taking you to the site’s casino, the banking page, various promotions currently on offer, a contact page, a search function, and an additional dropdown menu that takes you to a list of administrative pages and disclaimers.

Underneath this, the site's homepage begins with a slideshow hero feature that showcases the site’s various promotions. You’re then presented with a portfolio of betting games on the site that are displayed with the featured images in an easy-to-view format and accompanied by the game titles.

What I Like Most About it

Then, if you wish to take your journey further and make this one of your go-to online casinos, Regalcasino.live offers a range of modern payment methods for you to fund your account. As well as conventional payment methods such as Visa and Mastercard, Regalcasino.live also offers its users the chance to make deposits via significant cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and USDT.

Any online casino worth its salt will allow users to flawlessly access communication channels to customer service, which Regalcasino.live does well. The site has clearly listed everything from the contact number to the email, and there’s also a pop-up chat box if you need instant support from a customer service agent.

What I Don’t Like

There are also some formatting issues going on with the site. For example, when you hover over a game’s featured image to view more, it expands on your screen, but the attached title ends up being cut in half by the elements below it. This makes the site’s design feel cheap and poorly made.

Suggestions I Have for Regalcasino.live

Any site dealing with financial transactions as an online casino needs to ensure it’s well formatted and running like a well-oiled machine. The formatting issues on Regalcasino.live might seem small, but they have the potential to sow doubt in potential clients and cause them to seek their online betting services elsewhere. So I’d suggest that the admins of Regalcasino.live work on fixing these as soon as possible.

Conclusion

However, some negative things about the site make it feel like it’s tried to run before it can walk, and it needs to fix its formatting errors and create some descriptions for its betting games if it wants to be the best site it can be.