PervertTubePremium
https://perverttubepremium.com
Pervert Tube Premium sounds like it’d be right up my alley, certainly more than something as generic sounding as YouTube. “You” can be damn near anybody, but we already know the video-sharing giant excludes perverts. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been banned from YouTube just for trying to share some of my adventures, but I get the feeling I’m not going to get the boot from this joint. In fact, I might just feel right at home.
Of course, there’s the matter of just what kind of porn we’re talking about here. I know many folks throw around the word “pervert” to mean just any ol’ masturbator who’s shaking their dick at the internet, but that includes just about everybody besides the weird anti-porn prudes. (And we all know they’re jerking off, too. They just aren’t admitting it!) PervertTubePremium.com is aimed at the more degenerate of deviates, describing their tube as containing “The most extreme and pervert porn.” If your average sex tube is too vanilla for you, maybe this archive of free, boundary-pushing pornography will get you going.
What’s so Perverted About PervertTubePremium?
I’ll be honest: when I saw the title, I thought this would be another anything-goes porn tube. That’s just the most common format for a free adult site. I’ve reviewed hundreds of them here at ThePornDude, but I’m sure you’ve seen plenty of them, even if you aren’t a professional masturbator like I am. You can probably picture the generic setup I envisioned, full of the same paysite samples and classic Mia Khalifa scenes you see on pretty much every other site.Once I saw the thumbnails on Pervert Tube Premium, I knew immediately it wasn’t that kind of place. There are titties and pussies, dicks, and buttholes galore, just like you expect from a tube. As it is elsewhere, the front page is full of twosomes and threesomes and group sex scenes, solo webcam tomfoolery, blowjobs, and pussy eating and lesbians.
But there’s a twist to each of those typical-sounding porn scenes I’ve mentioned. The oral sex scenes are infused with a brown mess mixed in with the usual fluids, the lesbians are covered in homebrew Nutella, and the group sex scenes are literal orgies of fecal matter. The very latest video is a POV amateur cock-riding movie, which doesn’t sound unusual until you realize wifey’s taking a dump as she bounces on hubby’s ding-dong.
Before you get the wrong impression, PervertTubePremium.com is more than just a scat tube. Poo porn dominates the latest videos out front, but there’s actually a range of extreme pornography. I flipped through a few pages of recent material and found midget sex, twins fucking a dude in a public park, hairy pussy masturbation, and 18-year-old anal fisting. I also found hardcore BDSM, pee movies, maledom, and ballbusting. And a hell of a lot more scat.
Admittedly, the coprophilia stuff does cross over into many other subgenres, kinks, and niches. A trip to the PervertTubePremium Categories page only confirms that further, with brown streaks all over the Amateur, Asian, BBW, BDSM, and Deepthroat thumbnails. There’s enough poop here that it might be difficult to jack off if turds turn you off. A room full of Brazilian cowgirls might sound appealing to anybody who considers themselves a pervert, but the puke and poop in the scene will chase away all but devotees of the messy, stinky genre.
I noticed that Pervert Tube Premium has an Actors page, so I had to take a look. An index of models and pornstars is pretty standard on any adult site, but I hadn’t seen any recognizable women out front. I didn’t find any on the full picture menu of women, either. There are a lot of hotties eating crap and smearing each other with the stuff, but they’re all sexy amateurs and fetish models. If you were hoping to see Abella Danger banging herself with a dookie dildo, I’m afraid you will be going home with blue balls.
That’s a Lot of Weird Porn!
Obviously, with a focus as freaky as what they’re peddling at PervertTubePremium, the library will not be the sprawling archive you expect from the tubes that’ll host anything. That said, the collection here isn’t bad for a smaller, deep-niche porn site. As of this writing, there are around 500 extreme sex movies to stream or download. I’d tell you how often they add new material, but I couldn’t find upload dates listed anywhere.I’ll be honest, folks: it’s always been challenging for me to beat off to poop movies. Choosing a fuck flick to start my official fap test is even more difficult on a site like Pervert Tube Premium than your average porno tube. It’s not just the wealth of choice that slows me down; I’m also worried I might lose my boner and maybe my lunch if something really gross happens.
And that’s why I clicked on a thumbnail of two naked blondes entitled, Perv Blonde Twin Sisters Fucking A Dude In The Public Park. It’s a 16-minute video with nearly 1500 views, which actually makes it one of the less popular films on the site. Even a more recent ebony Brazilian lezdom scat movie already has over 17,000 views, so maybe I’m not hip, or perhaps I just root for the underdog.
I clicked on the Play button, and the blondes appeared on the screen. There’s a little interview in the opening, similar to what I do with pornstars over at PornDudeCasting. Except they’re in a public park instead of on the couch in my studio. They’ve got sexy accents, and I’m immediately eager to watch them getting down.
Here’s the problem: I only got to watch the first minute. After that, I’ve either got to pay for a premium account or wait a few hours to download the whole thing. Despite the name, PervertTubePremium.com isn’t really a tube, at least not in the traditional sense. You can’t stream full movies for free like you would on any other tube, but you can download whatever you want. Besides all the pooping, the full-length downloads are one of the site’s biggest gimmicks.
Plan Your Poo Porn and Pud Playing, Pal
If I have one complaint about Pervert Tube Premium, it’s that they host their files on file locker services. You’re already familiar with the setup if you’ve visited a porn download blog or a porn-sharing message board. It’s a good way to run a niche fetish site like this, but it has its own problems, especially for masturbators looking for an entirely free fap experience.Unless you sign up for a premium file host account, you can’t stream full movies on the site. Free users will also have their downloads throttled to dial-up speeds, meaning you have to wait hours for your dirty movies, and your number of downloads per day is also limited.
Basically, all this means that you’ll have to plan your wank sessions ahead of time. It’s arguably a small price to pay considering how much deep-niche fetish porn usually costs. I recommend starting a download before you go to bed or go to work, so you’ll have something to crank off to when you wake up or get home. You know, just like the old fuckers in the audience used to do back in dial-up days. Welcome to the future, motherfuckers!
It’s worth noting that not all movies are available for free. That movie with the twins I tried to watch, for example, is only available to premium Fboom members. At twenty bucks for a month, it’s cheaper than a paysite, but I already blew my monthly masturbation budget. I guess I’ll have to watch some other time.
As with any good extreme porn site, PervertTubePremium.com is definitely not for everyone. In fact, most general perverts should probably avoid the website if they’re trying to rub one out because the place is covered head to shoe in pure shit. But, on the other hand, if you love seeing girls do doo-doo, you’re going to fucking love this place. Remember to budget some extra time for the downloads unless you want to spring for a premium file host account.
- Downloads available
- Free extreme porn tube
- Variety of extreme genres, mostly scat-infused
- Sexy amateurs and fetish models
- Around 500 movies and counting
- Movies hosted on file locker services
- Some films are unavailable for free