Pervertium

I’m not sure where Pervertium falls on the periodic table of the elements, but I am pretty sure your high school science teacher would have gotten fired for teaching you about it. I’ve been browsing the website all afternoon, and while I’m not sure I’ve learned a damn thing about chemistry, I have learned a bit about electric cock torture, prolapsed buttholes and wild sex out in the goddamn wilderness. It’s arguably been the best education I’ve received in years.

I might have made Pervertium.com sound a little weird by mentioning a couple extreme examples of the smut they’re peddling, but honestly, this ain’t your typical free tube. The free porn collection here leans toward the extra kinky, making your average hardcore tube seem nearly as wholesome as YouTube. They’ve been around for a few years now and get close to a million visitors a month, so I frankly felt a little bit late to the party. Well, there’s always time to lube up and join the fun…

What Are They Doing to Those Dicks?

Perhaps the answer lies among those thumbnails. A lot of the preview images would feel at home on most any tube, like the amateur blowjob in the latest upload, or the Asian doggystyle added a day ago. There are public orgies, mature sex parties, and beautiful women fucking themselves with dildos while getting boned from behind.

The clips I’ve mentioned are some of the more vanilla examples on the front page. They’re sharing space with videos of anal fisting, bottles up the pooper, and BBWs getting their massive titties tortured with needles. Calvin pissing on the Pervertium logo is actually one of cleaner uses of bodily fluids here, as there are front-page videos of girls deepthroating butthole dildos, eating their own shit, and going all out in an orgy of brown and yellow.

I always talk about the range of content on any free tube or paysite, but Pervertium’s got a different wide range of content than most tubes. They’ve got blowjobs, taboo and butt sex like the other guys, plus hardcore BDSM, wrecked holes, and that nasty toilet stuff. An outdoor anal scene would be a nice inclusion anywhere, but here, the girl’s also got a crazy pussy pump inflating inside her hoo-ha. (If the thought intrigues you and you’d like to see a demonstration, you’re in luck, because the video is twenty minutes long!)

Down the Rabbit Hole of Perversion

You start to get a feel for the size of the site as you browse the Categories, as they’ve included content numbers beside every kink, niche and fetish. They’ve got around 2600 Amateur scenes and over 3700 tagged with Anal. It ain’t too unusual to see a Males section on a free tube, but the 633 videos with the tag here are represented by a middle-aged dude absolutely covered in fresh dookie.

Some of the Categories are the usual standards you see everywhere, like Deepthroat (501 videos), Lesbians (867) and Asian (699). Some categories can be found on other tubes, but are stocked in better numbers at Pervertium.com, like BDSM (3743), Fisting (1770), Domination (907) and BBW (491).

They’ve also got categories that you just don’t find on every tube on the internet. Pissing is banned on a lot of video sharing sites, but they’ve got almost 2600 videos of the act here. There are also nearly a thousand Prolapse movies. Interestingly, they didn’t include a Scat section on the Categories page. Maybe they’re a little shy about pooping in public.

I did find Scat listed on a longer text-based index of Tags, though. The full Tags page offers a deeper dive into micro-niches like Elbow Fisting, Huge Nipples, Nipple Stretching and German Piss. If your own freaky deep-niche fetish ain’t listed, are you even sure it really exists? (If you can’t find it on Pervertium, you can always check out my full list of Extreme Porn Websites here at ThePornDude!)

Getting Freaky with Pervertium

Pervertium.com is better stocked than most extreme tubes, though. As of this writing, they’ve got over 41,000 movies. That’s still relatively small compared to the anything-goes tubes, but the anything-goes tubes don’t have a lot of the material stocking the shelves here. Maybe “anything goes” ain’t the right way to describe the other guys in this case, huh?

Since they’re focusing mainly on that extra-kinky fare, Pervertium ain’t growing as fast as those other tubes either. They do, however, add a small handful of videos almost every day. I’m writing this on a Wednesday afternoon, and they’ve added four movies today, including an amateur beej and a vintage porn scene.

I took a closer look at that older video, titled En Smuk Tysk Pige Knepper Sin Kaereste. (I tried translating the title via Google, but had no luck.) It’s a ten-minute relic from the VHS era, complete with grainy, warbly video quality and soundtrack full of artifacts from the digitization process. There’s some cheesy porn funk playing, but everything sounds like it’s underwater.

The thing about sex, though, is that it’s timeless. The audio is so distorted the couple sound like robots when they talk, but their enthusiasm as they get down and dirty is fucking hot as hell. The babe sucks his dick while a piano tinkles in the background, which segues smoothly to a 69 sequence. The picture ain’t super clear but the camerawork is fantastic, a throwback to the old days of multiple cameras and steady shots, a stark contrast to the shaky-handed reality porn of the last couple decades.

As far as porn goes, this vintage scene ain’t too freaky, weird or perverted. Since I’m reviewing Pervertium.com, I wanted to check out something a little more depraved. I scrolled down to the Related Videos below, where I found an emo cam girl fisting herself.

The emo girl already has a few fingers inside herself as the video starts. She’s wearing black nylons and tall stripper shoes, held up in the air as she works her digits deeper and deeper inside. After grabbing a handful of lube, she’s able to slip more of her hand into her snatch, her free hand helping shove it all up in there. The sound quality is weirdly fucked up here, too, so I did some quick clicking to make sure it was just a fluke. Turns out, I just watched two vids with poor audio in a row; most of the scenes on the site sound fine.

Pervertium.com has a big enough collection and a wide enough range that they probably have something for everyone, but I wouldn’t recommend the site to just anyone. This is a free tube for the true perverts out there, the jaded masturbators who can’t always find what they’re looking for on the usual tubes with the usual scenes. Pervertium’s got a wider scope than your average porn site, encompassing niches that the other sites are afraid to touch. If the regular tubes and big-name brands ain’t doing it for you, consider making this one your next stop.