Orzqwq

I feel like Orzqwq was gambling a little bit when they chose that name, but with close to a million visitors a month, it looks like they ain’t hurting. I still have to wonder if they lose any traffic to that weird-ass title and funny logo. I stared at it for a good five minutes, trying to figure out what the fuck I was looking at, before finally pulling it apart and Googling it. Maybe I’m just out of the loop, but ORZ is an emoticon of a stick figure kneeling, representing fatigue or despair. QWQ, on the other hand, is supposed to look like a crying face.

However you parse the title, there doesn’t seem to be anything inherently sexy about it. Hell, I thought the logo was written in Farsi or something before deciphering it. Believe it or not, Orzqwq.com is a free collection of X-rated hentai manga in a wide range of languages. Maybe they rolled with that emoticon-based title to appeal to their international fanbase, since the symbols ain’t necessarily in any language. Whatever the case, I couldn’t wait to lube up and see what they really had to offer.

Orzqwq Means Porn Manga, Apparently

Even before I really started digging, I could see that they carry a wide range of material. Some of the latest updates are clean and wholesome as fuck, with a handful of books about drawing techniques. Anybody want to learn how to draw realistic faces, horses or houses?

Most of you didn’t come for the family-friendly stuff, though, did you? No, you guys are probably going to be a lot more interested in some of the other perverted shit I found out front, like big-eyed lesbians, cat-eared girls riding cock, and office ladies with their jugs out. Hover over a thumbnail and you’ll get a bundle of instant info like synopses and a list of tags. Just looking at the three newest additions, I find such freaky subgenres as anal, bukkake, tail plugs and exhibitionism.

Like all the best hentai collections, Orzqwq.com has a sprawling and somewhat overwhelming index of tags. It currently stretches 30 pages, organized by popularity instead of alphabetically. You’re better off using the search bar if you’re after something in particular, but I always love perusing these lists to see what kind of hentai weirdness is available.

The first page of tags shows how popular parodies are on Orzqwq. They’ve got X-rated variations of tons of video game, comic book, and anime characters. That includes over 1300 Digimon parodies, almost as many Dragon Ball spinoffs, 1250 adult versions of The Legend of Zelda and more than 2600 pornographic riffs on the Naruto universe. Sonic the Hedgehog, One Piece, Final Fantasy VII and Pokemon are also wildly popular with masturbators around here.

Fapping to Hentai ‘Round the World

It ain’t uncommon to see hentai in a few different languages on any given site, but Orzqwq goes above and beyond for their multi-national audience. They’ve got hentai in at least a dozen languages. I’m impressed not just with the range of tongues available, but how well stocked every aisle seems to be. They’ve got 2723 Russian comics, for example, as well 255 in Polish, 571 in Thai and nearly a thousand in Italian.

I say “at least” a dozen languages because the Language menu also includes N/A and Other. The N/A section contains over 14,000 CG image galleries, text-free hentai and assorted pervy imagery. The Other section, meanwhile, have just over a thousand bits of hentai with words I couldn’t readily identify. While I may not speak the languages, I was still just as turned on by the big-booby waifus, big-dicked futanaris and manga pregnant ladies.

The inclusion of so many languages is definitely one of Orzqwq’s main gimmicks. That alone is going to widen the hell out of the site’s userbase, since it ain’t always easy to find hentai and doujinshi is languages like Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch and Polish. It also expands the library to adult manga fans who don’t necessarily give a shit what language the words are in, since they’re too busy cranking it to the pictures. I, for one, don’t always need to know what’s being said to appreciate a good BDSM orgy or gender-swapped inflation sequence.

Hentai and Doujins by the Hundreds of Thousands

It's still growing insanely fast, too. As I’ve been whipping up this review, I’ve periodically made my way back to Orzqwq’s front page. Every time I do, there’s fresh hentai to gawk at and naked manga girls to get me all hard and drippy. There’s a steady stream of fresh hentai being added, with a new piece hitting the front page every few minutes.

Just ten minutes ago, they added a new 6-page doujin about some lucky dude getting a tit job, also known as paizuri in hentai parlance. It’s in Japanese, so I ain’t quite sure what’s being said, but the pictures tell a story of a babe who looks awfully respectable in her robe, and awfully slutty without it. My raging boner has no issue with language barriers.

One thing I do take issue with is the censorship. If you’re a regular consumer, you won’t be surprised by all the damn censorship you’ll find on Orzqwq, but it never stops being annoying. The good news is that most of the catalog seems to be fully obscene and completely uncensored. You’ll mainly run into the issue of pixelated pussies and blocked-out peckers among Orzqwq’s Japanese hentai, since anything officially released in the Land of the Rising Sun is censored all to hell.

Just for shits and giggles, I typed “Uncensored” into the Orzqwq.com search bar. That brought back 1438 results, a drop in the hat when you remember the site has well over a quarter of a million pieces in the library. It looks like the tag is applied inconsistently, perhaps because Uncensored is just the standard around here. I don’t think it’s going to be an issue for anybody, because there are plenty of unobscured twats, cocks and penetrated butts to go around.

As I finish banging out this review, I’ve got a manga open called Devout (Bessatsu Comic Unreal Jingai Onee-san ni Yoru Amayakashi Sakusei Hen Vol. 4). Despite the long-winded Japanese title, this one’s in English, telling the sordid tell of a horny nun with huge titties. It’s a 28-page comic, and she’s already playing with herself in church just a few pages in. That’s when we finally catch a glimpse of her demon tail. Perhaps this nun ain’t quite as devout as I’d thought.

Orzqwq.com’s biggest strengths lie in the massive size of their hentai collection, the range of smut they’re peddling, and the all-inclusive, international nature of the stash, with content in a dozen different languages. The wealth of material would be a draw on its own, but the multiple languages bump the whole thing up to another level, and helps explain why they’re so popular even with the weird-ass name. With my adblocker running, I didn’t see any spam during my visit either, which means smooth sailing and easy fapping. Try not to ruin the whole day’s productivity.