Only3X

If you’re really horny, Only 3X movies will be enough to truly satisfy you. Hell, mainstream movies as soft as Midnight Cowboy, Evil Dead and A Clockwork Orange were slapped with an X-rating, and nobody Googles that shit when they’re trying to rub one out. Twentieth-century pornographer and sci-fi author William Rotsler said the XX-rating is intended for softcore smut, which ain’t quite going to cut it for most modern masturbators, either. If you’re like me, you want that filthy, nasty triple-X action.

You probably already figured it out from the name, but that’s exactly what you’re going to find on this next website. Only3X.com is a premium porn network collecting a small handful of hardcore brands under one banner. I’m a sucker for a good network pass because it’s one of the best ways to stretch your masturbatory dollar and get a ridiculous bang for your buck. These guys get about a hundred thousand visitors a month, so while they ain’t as popular as networks like Brazzers or TeamSkeet, they’ve still got a healthy number of perverts stopping by. Let’s see what they’re shaking their dicks at.

Only 3X, Never X or XX

Scrolling down, I see a bunch of beautiful, dirty girls getting into a bunch of different naughty situations. The network features a diverse collection of content, some of which are hinted at by the names of included sites on the network like PureBJ, JustAnal, and Only3XVR. If deepthroating and buttfucking ain’t enough for you, how about some lesbians, virgin deflowerings, bukkake or fisting? They’ve even got BDSM and pissing for those who like it extra kinky.

It ain’t just any ol’ randos sucking cock and riding hog at Only3X, either. Oh no, they’ve got fuck flicks with hundreds of beautiful pornstars and amateurs. You can watch girls like Abella Danger, Vina Sky, Amirah Adara and Chloe Lamour get their fuck on, not to mention classic video whores like Asa Akira, Cherie Deville and Julia Ann. I even spotted Samantha Reigns, who I had the pleasure of getting to know quite intimately over on the PornDudeCasting couch.

I tried to get a taste of a recent backyard blowjob movie starring Melody Teen. A sideways triangle is a Play button nearly anytime you see it, the only exception being premium porn sites like this one. Instead of playing the movie, they shuffled me along to the Only3X.com signup page. The good news is that they have a one-day free trial, which is even cheaper than the one-dollar trials offered by other paysites. You’ve got to enter your credit card digits, though, and it automatically converts to a regular membership if you don’t cancel it before that trial day is up.

Is There Any End to This Pile of Porno?

So let’s look at what that twenty bucks get you. Like any good network, Only3X is adding multiple updates per week. My golden standard for any membership site is one update per week, and Only 3X crushes that pitiful number. Today they added that MILF movie from the preview, and yesterday it was a VR scene with a short-haired cutie. A couple days before that was the backyard blowjob, which came out the same day as a lesbian movie. Not bad for one week! There’s a preview of tomorrow’s vid up, too, showing Africa Danger getting double fucked by a couple dudes.

They’ve been doing this a while, too, having uploaded their first porno back in 2017. The collection to date stands at around 650 full-length movies, which should keep your hands busy for a while. Remember to lube up to avoid chafing, and don’t forget to use headphones if you’re whacking off on the free Starbucks Wi-Fi. Given the rate of growth around here, that number might be a lot fucking higher by the time you end up reading this. (For reference, I’m typing this up at the beginning of June 2024.)

It's worth noting that Only3X has a fair amount of non-exclusive content. I’m not sure exactly where they’re drawing material from, but it helps ensure you’re always getting a ton of material to keep you fapping on the regular. There is a small drawback, though it won’t be a dealbreaker for most masturbators: some of the scenes are older. That preview montage out front was noticeably low-res, and the full version isn’t any better. It’s also from the very “latest” movie on Only3X! Sometimes old porn is classic, but it comes in classic video resolutions. You can download this one in resolutions up to 1080p, but that doesn’t make it HD if the source wasn’t.

The newer movies on the network, like a recently added video of Amirah Adara and Angel Emily playing with their buttholes, are filmed and released in beautiful, crystal clear 4K ultra-HD. Sometimes I take it for granted how good porno looks these days until I see a bit of vintage porn, or even something just a decade old. We may well be living in the golden age of porno, my friends.

When Only 3X Will Do

Melody’s a talented little head giver, making beautiful eye contact as she bobs her head, spits on it and uses her hands. It’s a big uncircumcised dick that stretches out Melody’s face as it peeks out from beneath its worm skin. She licks it up and down, dual fists it and flashes her pierced tongue.

The video runs nearly twenty minutes long and it’s all blowjob, which keeps pretty well to the theme of PureBJ. Next, I wanted to watch some butt stuff, so I pulled up a recent release from Just Anal. I was immediately turned on by the girls making out on a sunny patio in Spain, and it only got better when the fucking started. The redhead’s a little thicc and really does it for me, so I went ahead and downloaded the full 4K version. Only3X.com members can download whatever the hell they want, so go ahead and load up that external hard drive your family doesn’t know about.

Only3X.com is the kind of porn site where a motherfucker could get lost for days, beating off to lesbians, anal scenes, threesomes and creampies. Their biggest strength is probably the sheer size and scope of the collection, giving you hundreds of movies with enough variety to satisfy any of your horny moods, plus enough updates to keep you checking the site like a crackhead eager for their next fix. I spent a long time writing this review because I had to take a couple of wank breaks, and I try to be a professional. Anyway, I’m going to wrap this up because I just found a nice Latina movie I’d like to watch next.