Oil Porn

Have you ever been fucking a chick for so long that you both end up getting friction burns? First, well done. Secondly, it doesn’t have to be like this. Why put yourself through pain when there’s a simple way to lubricate yourselves and make the sex ten times hotter in the process? If you want to know what the secret is, you just have to look at pretty much any professional pornstar.

Why do you think the average pornstar’s body looks so fuckin’ good? Because they coat themselves in baby oil to give a Goddess-like effect that has the light bouncing off their divine curves and makes their pussy look soaking wet and fertile. Hell, it’s not like they even need it because your average porn slut looks smoking-hot anyway, but it sure does help!

And it’s not just for aesthetics, either. I don’t think I’m reinventing the wheel here when I tell you these girls do a lot of fucking! Nobody likes friction burns, so all that baby oil on the skin sure does help! However, like pretty much any aspect of porn, this humble feature of hardcore smut has developed its own subculture and fetish. Yep, oil porn!

There’s an increasing number of people who are lured in by the sleek and shiny exterior of their favorite pornstars and have developed a kink for the slippery and lubed-up experience of fucking a chick who’s covered in baby oil. And, like all up-and-coming kinks, I’ve found myself at the forefront of it!

In recent months, I’ve been seeing an increasing number of hardcore oil content pop up on my cum-stained porn radar and have been in a race against time to review each and every site and community centered around it. Recently, I found myself in an online space that’s said to be the bastion of oil porn enthusiasts worldwide, Reddit.com/r/Oilporn/.

I’ve been told this is one slick porn subreddit (pun intended), but I’m also a veteran of the world of porn and take no prisoners when it comes to reviews. So, will Reddit.com/r/Oilporn/ manage to impress me and trigger me into a baby oil-soaked wank, or will it do the complete opposite? Let’s lube ourselves up, slide in, and find the fuck out, shall we?

What is Reddit.com/r/Oilporn/?

A quick look at the stats tells you that this subreddit is no joke, and since its foundation in February of 2014, it’s since amassed a user base of over half a million people. Damn, that’s a lot of oil porn enthusiasts, enough to deter a U.S. Army invasion!

Among this subreddit's post-flairs were the terms ass, tits, and hardcore. As a man who respects the aesthetic of oiled-up porn, I was more than keen to grab a bottle of Johnson's and get stuck into the array of porn within!

What’s the Oiled-up Porn Like on Reddit.com/r/Oilporn/?

However, for people just stepping foot in this oil-soaked porn wonderland, this can often be overwhelming and lead to them being unsure of where to begin. Luckily, Reddit has your back! Like in any subreddit, Reddit.com/r/Oilporn/ lets you filter out the content and see the posts which have been upvoted as the greatest of all time.

To find what kind of porn highlights this horny community had in store, that’s precisely what I did!

●    Oiled up with a dick in my ass. Right where I want to be - This is what I call porn art! This is one incredibly aesthetic porn clip that shows a dark-skinned ebony goddess clad in a layer of baby oil as she swallows up a white guy’s cock deep into her asshole. This dude gets the fuck of his life from this twerking ebony beauty, and he isn’t shy about topping up her divine body with more oil when needed!

●    Slip n slide - Well, fuck! I’m a stayer in bed, but even I’d struggle not to spurt my load in this chick’s pussy in the space of a few seconds! Posing in a sleek white kitchen while wearing a classy but erotic stocking set, this brunette slut is caked in oil, and it perfectly shows off all of her gym-toned curves and causes the bright lights in the room to bounce off her. This is one alluring slut!

●    Lubed doggy style with Elsa Jean - Elsa Jean looks like a goddess when she isn’t oiled. But when you add a few bottles of Johnson’s to her tight body, she looks good enough to make you weak in the knees. In this clip, we see the iconic blonde pornstar covered in oil and being teased relentlessly by a giant porn cock. When that gigantic member finally slides into her oiled-up pussy, it looks damn hypnotic!

●    Shiny and wet orgasm - When a chick masturbates so hard that you can’t tell whether it’s oil or squirt coating her body, you know she’s a keeper! This gorgeous whore proceeds to wreck her tight pussy with a magic wand and sends her oiled-up body into convulsing orgasms. The cherry on the cake is the puddle of oil (or squirt) that’s formed in her belly button, and it spills out every now and again when she shudders from the pleasure flying through her soaking wet twat. Hot!

The Design of the Subreddit

There is, however, a decent profile picture consisting of a smoking-hot girl in a skimpy white outfit and bearing her oiled-up ass to the viewer. It looks slick, but it’d look much better if contrasted with an equally sexy cover photo.

The site's sidebar sums up what the community is about in one sentence that reads, ‘’Oiled, lubed, shiny, slippery ladies’’. This is followed by a widget showing the current member base as well as the number of users currently online and active in the community.

Below is a box showing the various post-flairs available for users to tag their posts and allowing others to quickly find the kind of smut they’re after. From OC (original content) and ass porn to big tits and solo, this is a decent range of flairs that sum up the various types of content found on Reddit.com/r/Oilporn/.

After this is a list of the five people currently serving the oil porn community as moderators, these people keep the subreddit in line and are also on hand for users to reach out to if they have any issues, questions, requests, etc.

What I Like Most About it

The post-flairs section is an excellent addition that so many other porn subreddits often miss. There are a lot of porn sub-niches contained within this wide array of oiled-up smut, but the post flairs allow you to navigate through them all flawlessly.

There’s so much damn porn to explore in here, and you genuinely need a few bottles of baby oil so you don’t wear your cock out in the process. The best thing of all is that there’s a nice blend of mainstream smut from established porn studios and amateur oil porn submitted by horny Redditors. With the latter, it’s a great way to discover some of the hottest oil-loving whores across the platform and give them a follow.

What I Don’t Like

The subreddit also needs something in the form of a rules list for members to abide by. Not to sound boring, but Reddit is a prominent place, and this is a vast community. There must be some form of order to keep out spam and unrelated posts.

Suggestions I Have for Reddit.com/r/Oilporn/

Conclusion

However, while the content within may be sleek, the overall design of Reddit.com/r/Oilporn/ could do much better when customizing the subreddit. Otherwise, this is a damn fine place to explore some equally good porn!