NSFWCostumes

Cosplay used to be some unheard-of niche shit that nerds, virgins, and virgin nerds took part in. However, things have changed. At this point, every dumb fuck and his grandma has heard of cosplay, but I’m not concerned about that Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, ren fair, anime, or Star Trek-type nerdy cosplay. Instead, I’m writing about scantily clad whores barely dressed as some sci-fi bitch bouncing a triple-ended blue whale cock vibrator off their labia.

You guys can have a blast throwing cardboard lightning bolts at each other. I'll be over here drilling your sister out while she’s dressed like Misty from "Pokemon" with her tits out. I love how she gazes at my alpha body as she cums on top of my massive rod.

Everybody does it

At the heart of all porn is fantasy. While cruel reality may deny you the pleasure you crave, fantasy is always keen to take your mind's eye where it wants to be.

But in the theater of your mind, fucking Betty White in her casket is just the beginning. You can fuck the entire cast of "The Golden Girls" if you want. You can even include characters from the spin-off "The Golden Palace." Shit, even the crew can get some. I'm trying to see some gaffers gagging on my Godzilla.

There's no way you perverted bastards wouldn't enjoy a VHS-quality recording of the mom's throat fucking your dingle dangle all the way to the balls. I know I sure as fuck would. Pervs focus all their attention on Blanches slut ass but fail to recognize the freak in Sophia. She was the real dick champ in the house. She'd been putting them down since the late 1800s. I'm getting myself all riled up over here. I may have to take a writing break and find some Golden Girls-themed cosplay porn on r/NSFWCostumes to buff my banana with.

Admittedly, The Golden Girls rarely pop up on cosplay sites. Not even one as extensive as r/NSFWCostumes. It's a damn shame, but the market has spoken, and it favors a few particular characters you'll see again and again. We all have our most beloved fictional characters we want to fuck the shit out of.

The Best of the Best

And don't think about fucking or jerking off the next day. You won't be able to use your cock again for at least three months. The problem is her super strength. They've turned a bitch's kegel muscles into a cock constrictor. It's like fucking a coiled anaconda on steroids. The risk of disarticulation has never felt so pleasurable.

The Harley Quinn cosplays you'll find on r/NSFWCostumes take it to a new level. This shit is top-notch - at least from what I can tell. Many of them aren't wearing their whole costume if you catch my drift.

There is a particular type of dirty girl who likes to cosplay Harley. These are the type of cunts to suck the whole crew off behind a 7-11. They keep me coming back to r/NSFWCostumes as often as I can. What can I say? I'm a sucker for sluts.

I have to move on before I require another beating break. How about Princess Leia? There isn't a red-blooded oxygen-breathing straight man on earth that doesn't want to see what's under that slave costume. Plus, after spending many years as Jabba the Hut's mistress, she will have forgotten what a good human penis feels like. There's no way Jabba has a dick game. I bet he doesn't have a dick. He seems the type to have a cloaca. Even your pathetic miniature penis that cums if there's wind in the forecast will make her cooter vibrate.

Why stop at live-action movies? Show me a man on earth who didn’t have to hide his boner behind a plant watching Jessica Rabbit slink on screen. They don't exist. That sultry red dress, ample blossom, and curvy ass almost had me beating off in the theater. It's a good thing I didn't. I was there with my grandpa.

What does a man have to do to become a cartoonist? I’ll exchange the freedom of three dimensions if Jessica Rabbit promises to fuck me for six hours a day.

Unfortunately, this isn't "Space Jam." None of us are becoming two-dimensional any time soon. However, with the power of r/NSFWCostumes, you can get a taste of what seeing that bitch naked might be like. Skinny wafer bitches never try to become Ms. Rabbit. Only the most voluptuous ladies try to fill those shoes. Bitches need fat tits, wide hips, and thick thighs to make them look believable.

Put Down the Controller and Pick Up Your Dick

If you're a fan of body paint, you'll like Cortana's posts on r/NSFWCostumes. I love variety, so I'm always down to fuck a blue alien cunt. I'd be tearing pussy up in the Star Trek universe.

Speaking of Star Trek, I have two numbers and a word for you: Seven of Nine. Widely considered the hottest Star Trek vixen of all time, she puts the tight pussy in robotic implants. That body suit is the work of engineering genius. I have no idea how they vacuum seal that bitch in there.

However, it's done, ladies on Reddit figured out the secret, and I thank them for their ingenuity. It must take hours. The only problem is, I'd be so impatient to get to that pussy, I wouldn't be able to wait for her to take the costume off. I'll have to rip a hole in it with my dick. Which, by the way, my dick is totally capable of.

Anime

Even if cosplay isn't your thing, I bet teens are. r/NSFWCostumes is populated almost exclusively by fuckable teens and young twenty-somethings. You don't have to pay attention to the Alice in Wonderland get up. You can just focus on the tits, ass, and pussy.

My favorites are Asian teens. They put a lot of time and effort into their cosplays, only to strip them off later. I applaud their efforts.

r/NSFWCostumes is a superb cosplay porn subreddit laden with hot content that will keep you coming back for more. Whether you like sci-fi, video games, anime, Dnd, or any other nerdy shit, you'll find characters represented on r/NSFWCostumes. And best of all, they'll be half naked.

There isn't much to complain about on r/NSFWCostumes; however, Reddits primary image and video host, Imgur, is banning adult content. That will throw Reddit for a loop, so be prepared to deal with some dead links for a while.

Your favorite fictional characters await you on r/NSFWCostumes. Give them your jizz asap.