Monsters Of Cock

Monsters of Cock describes itself as “The biggest throat-clogging cock site in the world!” That’s quite a brag, either sexy as fuck or maybe a little bit intimidating, depending on who you ask. However, knowing the kind of absolute deviate you are, I’m sure you fall into the former category, and you’re probably already getting a hard-on as you think about little white chicks getting all full up on BBC. “Watch these girls cum from big cock!”

MonstersOfCock.com is a long-running paysite from the perverted minds over at BangBros. I’m sure you’ve heard of those guys, or at least jerked off to their flicks if you’ve shaken your dick at the Internet. They uploaded their first video of a chick totally housing a monster cock way back in 2003, meaning they’re old-school as hell. Not many sites last as long as this one has, which tells you they’ve probably got some world-class premium big-dick porn on the menu. I’ve certainly heard some rumors to that effect, but I’m the kind of guy who likes to get a hands-on look. Let’s see if I can pop one off before I get kicked out of Starbucks.

A Legacy of Reality Porn

All the thumbnails look pretty fucking old, though there’s something timeless about good pornography. The graphics maybe a little bit crispy around the edges, but it’s hard not to get my own woody seeing all these Monsters of Cock getting slung around at all these hot young 18+ babes. There’s this exotic cutie smiling at the camera with a giant ding-a-ling in her hand that has me reaching for the lube, not to mention this chick trying to swallow a sausage bigger than her goddamn arm.

I tried to watch a preview, but you know the fucking story. Every “Play” button sent me to the signup page. That’s actually where I figured out MonstersOfCock is a BangBros production. It means that you get access to a shit-ton of paysites with your MonstersOfCock.com membership. I’m a sucker for network deals because you always get so much bang for your buck.

It costs the same as any porn site, too, just thirty bucks a month for the standard package. Be careful on the signup page, though, because they do tricky shit like try to opt you into add-on memberships if you don’t read the smaller print. There’s also a ton of upselling at BangBros, so be prepared for plenty of offers to buy into more of their double-premium stash.

It gets a bit confusing keeping track of which sites you’re getting access to with any of the particular BangBros packages. It’s actually one of my perennial complaints about the network, especially since I’m always trying to let my readers know exactly what they’re getting for their dollar. I think it’s something they keep intentionally vague; publishing a list of included sites would kind of lock them into it, and this setup lets them shuffle their subscriptions around to make the most money.

Goddamn, That’s a Lot of Porn!

I’m not here to review all of it, though. Today, I’m here for the MonstersOfCock, so I made my way to that section. Often, individual sites on a network might be pretty lackluster, but this is a long-lived brand. So just sticking to the Monsters of Cock flicks, I’ve got over 800 to choose from. I hope you like big dicks, or at least like girls who do!

Besides, Monsters of Cock is still an active brand, not just another name on the BangBros network. They’re dropping a new MoC movie every week or two. Having to wait two weeks might be a dealbreaker if this were a singular site membership, but the whole network package means it more than evens out. So you’ll have plenty of updates to fap to even outside of these ones.

I can’t help noticing a recent scene starring Indica Monroe, who’s in the thumbnail going wide-eyed as she tries to fit Brickzilla’s elephant cock in her mouth. In case you missed it, I got to know Indica quite intimately over at PornDudeCasting a few months before she turned up here. So I guess that makes me Eskimo bros with the Bang Bros. Other PornDudeCasting alumni to grace the scenes of MonstersOfCock include Tristan Summers, Gianna Dior, Natasha Nice, and Katie Morgan. I was actually the first dude ever to fuck Katie’s ass on camera, but she got her other holes filled by some of those titular Monsters.

It’s worth noting that MonstersOfCock has always been shooting with some real world-class talent. Mia Khalifa appeared in one of her few but famous scenes here, taking on a double feature of BBC. They’ve also featured early work from girls like Abella Danger and Piper Perri, plus whoever’s among the current crop of A-listers. Recent cocksuckers on the site include Kyler Quinn, Blanche Bradburry, Chloe Temple, and the always-lovely Valentina Nappi.

Big Dicks and Hungry Chicks

Venera’s checking herself out in a mirror as the flick opens, and the camera pans around to let us enjoy the view, too. She looks stunning, and I was already rock hard from browsing the previews, so I skipped ahead a few minutes. She actually puts her clothes on in the opening scene, a reversal of the usual porno routine, but she starts playing with herself around 8 minutes in. About a minute later, a black stud arrives at her door, introduces himself, and feeds her some dark sausage.

That initial boner reveal is one of the big moments in any good porno because you get to see how the babe reacts to it. The effect is more pronounced on Monsters of Cock because those cocks are, in fact, monsters. Venera is clearly enamored as she helps herself to a taste, and it looks like she’s had a lot of practice in that position on her knees.

One of the things I like about BangBros is that members can download their favorite videos. I’ve always got to mention this because the right to download the porn you paid for is something that comes and goes, and porn consumers are often on the losing end. Go ahead and save this one, though, because the Bros have got the hookup.

At the end of the day, it’s hard not to like what MonstersOfCock.com is offering. The site itself has a massive library of big-cock movies starring some of the biggest names in the business, past, present, and future. Throw in the BangBros access on top of that, and you’ve got yourself a hell of a masturbatory package. Besides, it costs the same as any other paysite for a massive pile of high-end smut, so you’d have to be some kind of retard not to see the value.