Military Gone Wild
https://reddit.com/r/militarygonewild/
Marching, bayonet training, a fuck load of physical fitness, and constant jaunts overseas to export freedom and alleviate people of their natural resources means a career in the military is some damn hard work.
Things can get tense when you’re abiding by strict discipline, getting your ass chewed by superiors, and rounding off the days in densely populated barracks with your fellow soldiers. To relieve this tension, soldiers will opt to jerk off or even beat each other with bars of soap in a pillow case (if you know, you know!), but there’s an elite level of a soldier who takes out their pent-up frustration in the most sexual ways possible!
For example, just look at the recent scandal surrounding the British Parachute Regiment when a gang of elite troops bagged some nympho whore from Tinder and snuck her into the base, allowing her to conduct a daring nighttime raid for cum! In the space of five months, this soldier-loving whore visited their base 31 times until they were caught. The troops even filmed it all, earning the elite airborne unit the nickname of the Airporn Regiment’’. Nice!
Soldiers around the world might work hard, but they definitely play harder! The various video clips of the aforementioned parachute regiment gangbang ended up on the likes of eFukt and became a viral video, reminding me that there’s a huge demand for real amateur military porn. But where can we find more?
Well, for amateur porn submitted by real people, is there anywhere better than the cum-soaked forums across Reddit? Recently, I was told about a military porn-themed subreddit called Reddit.com/r/MilitaryGoneWild/, which, apparently, is packed tighter than a landing craft approaching the beaches of Normandy in 1944 in terms of camouflage smut.
But I know how cunning the military can be. After all, I know all about the likes of Operation Entebbe and Operation Urgent Fury. So, is Reddit.com/r/MilitaryGoneWild/ a heavily-armed base of dripping-wet army pussy? Or will it be the complete opposite and an experience worse than waking your barracks to find Private Pile jerking off next to you?
Let’s fix our veiny dick bayonets and charge in to find out!
What is Reddit.com/r/MilitaryGoneWild/?
Reddit.com/r/MilitaryGoneWild/ is an NSFW subreddit dedicated to (now only female) soldiers going sexually wild and showing what goes on when the doors of their barracks close. The subreddit is made up of serving military members from around the world, and at the time of writing, it was home to more than 237,000 members.Of course, amongst its throbbing member base is a tonne of admirers, too, because there’s no shortage of guys who get hard by seeing a horny military slut flashing her pussy from her camouflage uniform. Plus, there’s also a fuck load of military wives in the subreddit showing off their semi-naked bodies while wearing their husband’s uniforms. No judgment; the nights can get lonely when your husband is on the other side of the world fighting the bad guys.
But are the military sluts in Reddit.com/r/MilitaryGoneWild/ worth looking at and beating your meat over? They may be wearing camouflage, but I could still slide on my porn-hunting NVGs and find them for the next part of this review!
What’s the Porn Like on Reddit.com/r/MilitaryGoneWild/?
From female Russian troops to flag-saluting sluts from the U.S. Military, this group is jam-packed with submissions from the entire spectrum of the military world. Well, except for North Korea, there’s still time for that!Not to burst your bubble, but not all chicks in the military are hot, and neither are the sexually malnourished wives left alone on army bases. So, to cut through the ugly bitches and find the dick-hardening harlots we all want to see, I filtered the content in Reddit.com/r/MilitaryGoneWild/ to find the top-rated porn of all time in the community, and these are the highlights!
â Sometimes you just have to say ‘’fuck it!’’ - You sure do! This badass amateur army porn was one of the subreddit’s top-rated posts and showed a hot redhead slut clad in camo burying her cute face in the soaking wet pussy of her uniformed comrade in their army barracks. The orgasmic face on the girl getting her twat licked is immense, and it goes to show that army girls play as hard as they work. Damn!
â Add another load? - This smoking-hot Army MILF is on deployment and sitting in the driver’s seat of a Humvee in her regulation uniform. The fresh load of cum on her cute face, however, certainly isn’t regulation. Regardless, she’s asking someone to add another load to her cum-soaked face. What will her drill sergeant say when he sees her kinky makeup on the parade ground?
â Do you need anything else tied up? - This horny ebony soldier is tying the laces on her desert boots while spreading her legs to reveal her soaking wet pussy with a shiny butt plug stuffed in her ass. The caption encourages anybody viewing to tie this slut up and take out some military frustration on her ass and pussy. Is that a service-issue butt plug?
The Design of the Subreddit
When I saw the considerable member count on Reddit.com/r/MilitaryGoneWild/, I hoped this subreddit had put some solid effort into its overall design. However, I soon found it more disappointing than being an Argentinian conscript in the Falklands facing a war-crazed Scottish paratrooper with his bayonet fixed and who hasn’t had Haggis for months. Let me tell you why!Running a subreddit isn’t like running a website, and your customization options are limited. However, that doesn’t mean you don’t have any. Moderators can change up their profile picture and cover photo to add their own spin to the theme of their community, but the mods of Reddit.com/r/MilitaryGoneWild/ have done neither and have left both of them blank.
Similarly, the subreddit’s description is abrupt and to the point, and it’s clear that not much imagination has gone into this. In the sidebar of the subreddit, there isn’t much in the way of custom widgets, either. At the time of writing, it was merely home to a set of three basic rules covering a ban on male content, reminding people that OnlyFans content will be removed, and a list of three moderators currently running the subreddit.
At the top of the subreddit, there’s a pinned post detailing why male content is now banned. It stems from the community being unable to stick to the schedule of Male Monday and spamming the feed with pictures of military cocks, causing complaints from the pussy-hungry subreddit members and thus resulting in the controversial ban on military men. Thanks for your service, guys, but fuck your dicks!
What I Like Most About it
I do love a unique porn subreddit, and it doesn’t get much more unique than this! This subreddit is flooded by amateur porn from serving female soldiers worldwide, and a lot of the content is smoking hot. These are the kind of girls you could happily say, ‘’Thank you for your cervix’’ as you watch your cum leak out of their freshly-fucked military pussies!There’s a lot of diversity in the content, and it’s not all just camo and tits. These girls are creative in themes and titles and never fail to get your dick harder than a SAS assault course!
What I Don’t Like
This is an excellent subreddit if you love jerking off to chicks in uniform. However, serving and ex-soldiers might have an issue with the abundance of military wives posting to the feed. Just because you have a pussy so good that a soldier decided to put a ring on your finger doesn’t make you a soldier. To mark these posts appropriately, a better post-flair system would be excellent, which brings me to the next point.There’s a significant lack of post flairs in Reddit.com/r/MilitaryGoneWild/, despite a wide range of different themes and porn niches, ranging from camouflage to military wives.
The subreddit is really dull in terms of customization. Reddit.com/r/MilitaryGoneWild/ welcomes you in (or rather, doesn’t) with a boring blank space for a cover photo and a generic Reddit logo as a profile picture. This isn’t a classified military operation, guys; you can spice things up a little bit!
Suggestions I Have for Reddit.com/r/MilitaryGoneWild/
Add a better post-flairs system that allows users to easily filter between the different themes of porn to be found in the community. For example, you can start with stuff like serving soldiers and military wives to plate carriers and bondage, etc.The subreddit really needs reinforcements in terms of design. Currently, it’s very dull and uninspiring. A badass military porn cover photo and a fitting profile picture would make the community really stand out and result in more new members.
Conclusion
Regarding content, Reddit.com/r/MilitaryGoneWild/ is the Navy SEALs of military porn. But in terms of subreddit design, it’s more like Europe’s weakest army of Bosnia and Herzegovina!For guys who are kept awake at night by the idea of Stolen Valor, the abundance of military wives posing naked in their man’s uniform will no doubt send them crazy. But if you’re an ordinary guy who gets hard at the idea of turning a girl’s desert storm camo uniform into an Arctic white one (get it? You’ve cum all over her?), then you’ll no doubt have a fuck load of fun here!
- A unique porn subreddit full of military sluts and horny military wives
- Packed with creative posts spanning a range of porn niches
- The subreddit needs a better post-flairs system in place
- The flood of military wives rather than soldiers will piss some people off
- The overall design and customization are incredibly boring