Lust Epidemic

Sometimes I can get down with a hot porn game. Sure, most fall by the wayside because they are absolute trash, but sometimes a game comes around that is actually half-decent. And, more often than not, it’s a game from an indie developer. Something about your entire financial life being on the line for a single project seems to produce better games, who would have thought?

In my opinion, most successful indie porn games end up being worth playing. I do mean just the successful ones though. There are some underfunded trainwrecks of games out there that should never be played by anyone. But I’ve played some fucking amazing ones. From text adventures and dungeon crawls to action-adventure fuck fests in space. And that’s exactly what I have for you fucks this time around. Not the space part. An indie porn game fuck fest.

You’re going to have to hop on over to Patreon.com/nlt for this game. Hang on, don’t go pulling up your pants and putting your wallet away just yet. You don’t have to pay to try this game out. There’s a free version for you poor cucks out there who can’t afford a couple bucks a month to get access to this game.

Seriously, the reward tiers are pretty reasonable. For under 10 bucks you can play the full game just a version or two behind the current release. Plus, the artist rewards you with special bonuses like sexy pinups and illustrations for you to jerk off to. And damn do they bring in that sweet dosh. They have almost reached 25 thousand dollars a month in patrons. That’s how you know this game is going to have some good shit.

Everyones Fucking Like Rabbits...Except You

But you’re probably asking what the fuck this game is. Don’t worry your little dick, I’m getting to it. This came is called Lust Epidemic. Rumors have spread around your quaint hometown that people are going sex crazy. Everyone in town is apparently fucking each other's brains out, but you’re there to get to the bottom of it. Some people doubt the truth of these rumors, and you end up locked in your rival school’s building as the power goes out during a storm.

Oh, did I mention that you’re the only one around who can’t seem to get any pussy? Sorry if you cucks were looking for an escape from reality, because you have to play as some turbo virgin like yourself. But at least this guy has more of a chance than most of you beta losers ever will. He’s stuck in a creepy school with hot babes all around. You’ve got your bros busty MILF of a wife, a sexy nun, kinky reporter, and tons more. And if that lust mania shit is true then you better be getting some mad pussy.

Top Down 2D Point and Click Game Style with 3D Animated SFM Fuck Scenes

It’s a top-down point and click type game, but it was surprisingly smooth. Like feeling up some babes thighs after she just got them waxed. Not that you’d know what that feels like. But, anyway, this shit is well done. The camera work, movement, and general gameplay felt polished. It wasn’t some janky, rushed game that low-quality devs release all the time. This one obviously had some time put into it. It feels like a finished product.

The character art and game is 2D, but the fuck scenes have more of an SFM vibe. I won’t get into too many specifics about the story and who you get to fuck since I wouldn’t want to spoil it, but suffice it to say that you get to have some kinky ass sex. The scenes were so well done. Usually games like this have your dick kind of slide through some empty space and have a generic moan over top, but this one had some physics. You could see the pussy or asshole grip your dick, and the scenes actually sounded like sex instead of having the audio of some fat ass slapping his wet stomach.

Takes a Long Time to Get to the Fucking

Not gonna lie, getting to the sex scenes in this game takes a good fucking while. The intro scene alone takes like 10 minutes alone to get through before you even get to play the game. And this game doesn’t throw you right into some bitch’s pussy. You have to work for it through dialog options and gift-giving to fill their hearts. The fuller their hearts are the more romance or sex options you get. I’d say to give yourself around an hour before you get laid in the game, and that’s if you’re going straight for one babe. If you’re going to play the field it’ll take a solid bit of time.

Become a Patron to Get Sexy Pinups, the Complete Game, and More

The main game is finished. The free version gets you a limited experience, but you can still play that shit for hours. Pretty decent deal in my opinion. Right now the developer is working on some fresh DLC content that is set to come out soonish. In the free version, you can fuck around with maybe a half dozen babes tops.

The full version gives you a lot more and a deeper story and the DLC adds on with 13 new sluts to fuck along with a bunch of other cool features and improvements to the original game. So, don’t feel like your cash is going to waste since the main game is done. This fuck is pumping out content like crazy.

Play it on Any Android Device!

You’re probably expecting me to tell you that you’re shit out of luck if you want to play this game on your phone. Well, you’re fucking wrong this time around. You can play this game on Windows, Mac, Linux, and even Android. That’s right, you can experience the entire game on your mobile device. Now, that’s some impressive shit right there. It’s not often that you see an indie porn game with full-on mobile support. And the game runs great. You download the app and get the same experience you would on desktop. No bad features or shitty scaling to be found here.

ThePornDude’s Favorite Features

What can I say? I’m a sucker for a decent game. Sure, I can get pussy like it was on fucking tap, but I like to chill and jerk off to some quality games once in a while. And I will say that this kind of life simulator/point and click type thing isn’t really my speed, but I can still appreciate some quality design. The game is well done. It’s got a neat story, good voice acting, pretty decent writing, and a good primary loop for the game. And the fuck scenes are fucking awesome if you’re the kind of guy who loves that CGI/SFM type shit.

ThePornDude’s Suggestions

My only suggestion would be to frontload with some sex in the beginning of the game. That would get me hooked a lot better than the current start for the game. And I get it. This feels like a game that has some porn rather than a full-on porn game. The focus is more on the story, gameplay, and all of that good shit.

But that’s not to say that this game doesn’t have some wild animated sex scenes. It just takes some time to get to them, and once you get there you’ll be getting pussy left and right. But getting a little taste at the start would help the less patient players, especially on the free version. If it started off with wild fucking I bet more people would buy the full game.

ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts

Overall, I recommend you fucks give Lust Epidemic the old college try. You can try it for free on most devices. What do you have to lose except for time? You’re going to be fapping your micro-dick raw anyway, might as well support an indie developer while you do it. And, who knows, this game might just teach you a thing or two about scoring with some slut. It’s a solid game with quality writing, voice acting, art, and stunning fuck scenes. You can’t ask for much more than that. Go check it out at Patreon.com/nlt