Large Porn Tube

LargePornTube! There are so many porn websites today, that it can be quite difficult to know which ones are even worth the visit, and exploring all of them is definitely a fucking drag. Well, lucky for you, I am here to give you good suggestions, which is why for all of you lads who prefer the basic shit, you might want to check out a site called largeporntube.com.

This place has quite a basic design, which just means that you will find all the shit you are looking for with ease. However, I have yet to come across a site that does not have at least some shitty aspects, which is why I decided to fully explore the crap that this site has to offer.

First of all, the design is simple and while that is a good thing it can also be very fucking irritating as well. I mean, sure I know where all the shit is, but then again, I prefer the sites to be aesthetically pleasing, thank you very much. This site has such a basic shitty design that it does not really fulfill that part, but at least it offers some very nice videos.

Usually, the homepage should be filled with videos that could give you an idea of what you can expect to see, right? Well, instead of that shit, here you will have a bunch of categories presented instead… which is fine and all, but there are too many fucking categories if you ask me.

I am sure, that you fuckers think that I am crazy, but you do not only have a ton of categories, there are over 350 tags besides the given categories, and plenty of them are fucking useless. I mean, they were either repeating or they made no sense, but for some reason, the admin of this site thinks that they are fucking necessary, apparently.

Take my advice, just stick to the basics and the categories given on top… that will be more than fucking enough. Now, that I have that shit out of my system, I am more than happy to explain the rest. For example, I forget to mention this in the first fucking sentence, but Large Porn Tube is actually just a host website.

If you do not know what that means, you must be an idiot or a bit too young to even be browsing such naughty crap. Being a host site means that they will post shit that is not really from their website. Basically, when you open a video you will be sent to another site where you can actually watch it, and this can sometimes get fucking annoying.

Of course, first you need to choose a category to be able to view the videos, and it makes me a bit sad that you cannot really list the clips randomly. Sometimes I love to list them without an actual order because you never know what kind of crap you might run into and that is the thrill that makes it so much more entertaining.

Usually, when you open a category you will have more specific search options on top, but there aren’t really any advanced search options. Now, I cannot say what the video quality will be exactly, because this shit all depends on the site where you watch the video on…

Most of the shit I opened was actually in medium to low quality, and that is to be expected since the clips listed on this site all come from free websites; we all know that those places tend to host the low-quality bullshit; especially, when talking about the amateur videos.

Now, you might be thinking why I would suggest a website that has so many flaws, and that is simply because if you frequently visit porn sites, you probably have seen many clips out there, which means that it is difficult to find something new and different. This is where the fucking host sites actually do their job.

I could start explaining the types of videos I’ve seen, but that could take for hours, so all I will actually say is that they cover most of the categories and the videos are appropriately sorted. Now, excluding the clips, there is also a special page for the live cam action, which is honestly unnecessary since there are plenty of better live cam sites out there.

There is also a premium part of the site, where they promise a lot of HD shit and all that crap, but since the site is premium you will be required to pay. There are three membership offers, the 30-day membership of $30, the 90-days membership of $60, and the 180-days membership of $100; if you are interested in what the site has to offer, you can also get the cheap trial membership.

All the other details about this crap will be listed there, and it takes too fucking long to write everything, so check it out for yourself instead. Besides the already mentioned, of course, they will fucking offer a dating website, but they actually offer a valid one, the AdultFriendFidner.com, which is why I even decided to mention this.

If you exclude the minor negatives I state above, isn’t this place just the shit you need? There are plenty of random videos listed from other free fucking websites, and if you prefer the premium shit they also offer that. So, just visit largeporntube.com (often misspelled as "large tube porn"), choose a category and have fun exploring.