Katawa Shoujo

Regular waifus simply don’t cut it for you weebs anymore. You’ve played dozens of visual novels that follow the story of regular girls doing normal things. Sure, those slice of life games can be great. You can find heartwarming stories where students overcome hardship and fuck each other in the school’s back rooms. But it’s time to spice things up a little bit. I’m not talking about playing some crazy hardcore fetish fuck game. I know you nerds like to take it easy and enjoy the story, characters, and setting, before you shoot your goo in your favorite waifu’s tight pussy.

I’ve got a classic title for you horny betas today. It’s a massively popular visual novel called Katawa Shoujo that gained a fuck ton of traction when it was released in 2012. Seriously, you couldn’t turn a corner on the internet without hearing some neckbeards argue in circles about their favorite waifus. And that’s because this wasn’t just some obscure Japanese studio that released this game. The neckbeards themselves made this shit a reality. A team called 4Leaf Studios formed from the sea of degenerates over on 4chan.

Explore the Stories of and Romance Five Different Disabled Girls

But why the hell did some random visual novel get so popular? Well, it’s because it takes a rather unique lean. Every girl in this game is disabed in some way. Yeah, it couldn’t be from 4chan without being at least a little fucked up. I’ll get more into those dirty details shortly, but you betas probably want to know how to get this ancient game. Simply pop on over to Katawa-shoujo.com and go to the downloads tab. The full game is completely free to download. Don’t believe any bullshit scam sites that try and charge you for it.

If you’re not turned off at the thought of grabbing some shy slut by her arm stumps and fucking her face, then you should keep with me while I give you the scoop on this infamous visual novel. Katawa Shoujo thrusts you into the role of a shy beta named Hisao Nakai, who doesn’t seem to realize that the girl he’s best friends with wants to ride his cock like it’s the last call for a roller coaster before the park closes.

Take Your Time with this Slow Burn of a Visual Novel

Anyway, it seems like this bitch is sick and tired of you being a wishy-washy nerd and tells you to meet her at the park. Now, what happens next is probably what would happen to you sickly fucks. She makes the move and asks your character out, but then he has a motherfucking heart attack right there in the middle of the park. This man’s body managed to cockblock himself. That’s impressive.

But this story isn’t about boring able-bodied love. We want some girls with issues up in this bitch. Before you get to those babes, Hisao has to sit around in the hospital for a bit while doctors tell him that any excitement could send him six feet under. Bummer. Your heartbroken cuck reaches out to that babe from earlier and gets totally ghosted. I mean, I get it. Imagine nearly killing a dude just by asking him to dinner. She’s probably thinking that he would have fucking exploded if he tried to stick his dick in her.

Try to Romance Your Favorite Disabled Waifu and Experience Multiple Endings

Since you’re constantly on the verge of keeling over and dying, you have to go to a special school for disabled youngsters called Yamaku Academy. Basically, nurses are hovering around 24/7 in case one of these youngsters goes down. Now, it’s been a pretty fucking slow burn up to this point. It’s been dozens upon dozens of lines of dialog. And, for what it’s worth, this game is well-written. It sure doesn’t sound like some horny channer’s pet project. It has a decent flow and the descriptions are genuinely immersive, if just a little too flowery for my taste.

But here’s where the game opens up a bit and lets you pick and choose dialog lines. Don’t get your hopes up too much; this game is still going to lock you in rails. It’s just that your lines will determine which of the five disabled chicks you end up prone boning. There’s one girl with no arms, one without legs, one that can’t talk or hear, one that has a scarred face and body, and one that’s simply blind. So, yeah, you disabled fetish freaks are going to have a fucking field day with this game. Even if you’re not all hard at the thought of plowing a deaf girl’s pussy, you can find a good deal of enjoyment from this if you love long stories with dynamic characters.

Sex Scenes take Upwards of 5-6 Hours to Unlock

Each character has a lengthy storyline to explore before you’ll be able to get a peek beneath their skirts. I’m not talking about an hour of chatting, before you get to toss a slut out of her wheelchair and get kinky. It’s going to take well over five hours before you get to anything steamy. And that’s five hours per-character. You’ll need to play through multiple times if you want to get as much pussy as possible. It’s a very, very slow game. But most of you who are already fans of visual novels shouldn’t be surprised. After all, it’s not a “visual flash fiction.”

Even when you do get to these “sex scenes,” it’s not going to be anything crazy. It’s more of a softcore vibe that’s meant to feel romantic and pull on your heartstrings. The illustrations are well done, and these scenes are technically uncensored. But the angles often don’t let you get a direct look at the goods. And it’s not too easy to pull it off and get the endings you want. Sometimes the right dialog line isn’t obvious, so you might want to consult a guide if you simply need to bang your favorite waifu.

And, I know this sounds fucking crazy, but you may get to these sex scenes and not fap at all. This game wants to make you think about your life, preconceptions, and attitudes. You might just get to these scenes and end up sitting there with your limp dick in your hand and tears rolling down your cheeks.

ThePornDude’s Favorite Features

Well, this game is certainly unique. It’s been out for nearly a decade now and nothing quite like it has come out. I’ll be real with you horny bastards; this isn’t the most fap-worthy title ever to grace the internet. But it just might be one of the most immersive and unique. That alone makes it worth playing, even if it takes fucking ages just to unlock a sex scene worth jerking your dick to. It’s a title that’s full of unique, dynamic characters with dark stories to tell. This shit sets out to make you think, and it does just that.

ThePornDude’s Suggestions

I still think easing in with a couple of softcore scenes early on in the game would help with the pacing a bit. It doesn’t have to undermine the goal of the story. Give me that heart attack after I get a glimpse of that babe’s pussy from the beginning. At least give me something that will string me along and know what to expect. Because it can be disappointing to sink a half dozen hours into the game only to be met with softcore scenes that aren’t even really for jerking off to.

ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Katawa Shoujo isn’t your regular visual novel full of innocent waifus to fuck and a lighthearted story. This is the opposite. You get a riveting tale for each girl that showcases how difficult and dark it can be to live with a disability and how they’ve grown to overcome those odds. It’s a damn good game. But it’s not one that you’ll be whipping your dick out to fap to a bunch of times, if at all. You have to be in this ride for the story this game tells; otherwise, you’re not going to have a good time. If that sounds up your alley, then I definitely recommend giving this classic game a shot. It’s completely free to download and offers hours of content!