GodAsshole

Do you ever remember the line from the movie Bruno, ‘’When I bought my house, the first thing I did was tear down the back door because my asshole’s just for shitting!’’ Well, Sacha Baron Cohen’s infamous character would hate the topic of today’s review!

Throughout history, the bulk of humanity has seen the female asshole as inherently dirty. But, oh, how porn has changed us! These days, there aren’t many who don’t see a woman’s butthole as the ultimate prize to stick his cock into and pump the contents of his balls into it until he goes cross-eyed.

Why? Because the asshole offers a lot of things that the conventional pussy simply can’t. Unless you’re in bed with a fetish slut with a penchant for gapes, it’s generally tighter than a pussy and will grip your dick like a vice until it milks you dry.

Oh, and unless you’re banging a $4 hooker you picked up on the streets, a lot of people will happily cum inside a chick’s ass to their heart’s content, free of the worry of an unwanted surprise coming along in nine months’ time!

But, Porn Dude! You’re not going to sit there with a straight face and tell me that an asshole looks better than a woman’s pussy, are you? You’re goddamn fuckin’ right I am! *Robert De Niro stare* A woman’s twat is a badass sight, but there is a certain type of asshole, an elite-tier butthole, that will make you shun even the most aesthetic designer vagina on earth.

Fellas, allow me to introduce you to the God Asshole. These are the types of female assholes that are so damn alluring, aesthetically pleasing, and cock-hardening that you cannot resist burying your tongue inside them before ramming your womb hammer as far inside of them as you can.

These are sphincters that have been created in the VIP section of heaven by the big man himself, and there are a lot of places online for us to enjoy them in all of their glory. And guess what? I know about all the best places to find them, alongside all of the places you should avoid!

Today, we (quite literally) head into the bowels of Reddit to explore the aptly-named Reddit.com/r/GodAsshole/ and what it has to offer in terms of world-class sphincters that are just begging to be fucked!

Fellas, it’s time to get up to our nuts in guts. Grab your lube; we’re going in!

What is Reddit.com/r/GodAsshole/?

This butt-loving subreddit was founded in the summer of 2018 but has since built up a formidable community that’s home to 577,000 members at the time of writing this review. The member base is a hearty blend of amateur Reddit sluts showing off their assholes and butthole admirers with their fingers on the upvote button to rate their favorite assholes.

Damn, shit is looking good so far, but will the porn inside manage to impress, or will it disappoint more than the aftermath of fucking a chick up the ass who hasn’t douched? Let’s have a look and find out!

What’s the Asshole Porn Like on Reddit.com/r/GodAsshole/?

Of course, not all of the OC posts in this community are god-tier, and it can be a ballache to filter through the basic buttholes to find the aesthetic assholes worth wanking over. But that’s where I come in!

I traversed this virtual paradise of buttholes, cheeks, and sphincters to find the most elite-tier asshole porn that you need to see. Now, I hope you have an ample supply of lube and baby oil because we’re about to stretch the proverbial ass of this subreddit wide open!

●    Take My Anal Virginity - Look, I’m sure many of you related when I tell you about how many chicks I’ve fucked who’ve told me they’re anal virgins, only to wail like a pornstar and throw that ass back on my cock like a pro. Liars! However, the girl in this picture is 100% genuine. That asshole is like a pinprick. It’s so tight, and she’s begging to have it gaped open and fucked. After you’ve dumped a load in her shit pipe, why not head for another pleasure vacation further South and slide into that equally divine pussy sitting below it?

●    My Portal to Another Dimension - I’ve spoken to a lot of assholes in my life, but this is definitely the most pleasurable experience yet! This 18-year-old brunette has just had her asshole fucked and gaped, and she’s bending over to show it off. Amazingly, she can make her asshole expand and contract on command, and it looks like her God-tier butthole is speaking to you. What’s that, buddy? You want me to slide in next? Well, if you say so!

●    Licking My Ass Gives You Super Powers - Have you ever wanted to become a superhero? How about Asshole Man? This girl offers you the chance to give you a Spiderman bite-style experience and is spreading her sweet pussy to lure your eyes up into her perfectly aligned asshole that looks good enough to eat. Not only that, but her pussy looks like a McDonald’s quarter-pounder, only much better tasting.

●    I’ll Wear My Anal-Only Panties on Our Date - Damn! You know a chick loves anal when her underwear is designed to allow easy access to her asshole without taking them off! This white chick’s gorgeous pink asshole is framed by a pair of assless panties that covers up her pussy and encourages anybody who takes her to bed to slide inside her ass instead!

Design of the Subreddit

Reddit.com/r/GodAsshole/ welcomes you into its butthole-focused community with a kickass cover photo of a literal God-tier asshole, complete with the subreddit’s name over it in asshole-pink. A nice touch is how the mods have positioned it so that the letter O in God sits directly over the chick’s O-shaped asshole. Love it!

The profile picture is equally aesthetic and shows a close-up shot of a white girl’s perfect ass and pussy in all of its glory. After that, we have the mandatory sidebar that accompanies the post feed of all Reddit communities.

The sidebar is home to a number of widgets ranging from a detailed subreddit description and a list of rules to be followed to instructions on how to get verified in order to post content and a list of related subreddits such as r/CreampieMaterial, r/BootyQueens, and r/PussyRating. There’s also a list of current moderators who are keeping the subreddit running.

What I Like Most About it

With aesthetic content comes the need for an aesthetic subreddit design. Thankfully, the mods behind Reddit.com/r/GodAsshole/ have accomplished an immensely eye-catching design that looks badass and does a great job of converting visitors into members who click the join-up button.

The subreddit is also well-moderated, and there’s a strict protocol for new posters to drop their assholes. This means a thriving thread of verified sluts showing off their forbidden holes and no catfishing or bullshitters.

What I Don’t Like

Suggestions I Have for Reddit.com/r/GodAsshole/

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