Extreme Scat Porn

Disrespect and the bedroom go hand in hand. It’s hard to explain, but there’s some line between pleasure and humiliation that makes people bust huge nuts, and there are a few reasons that might be.

Humiliation creates an enveloping sexual situation. Without it, your mind may wander to your bills or what you have to do tomorrow morning. However, if you’re being horrifically embarrassed, it’s hard to think about anything else but the present moment. How beautiful. No one on their phones, no social media, just living in the moment.

Poop certainly creates the most potent power dynamic. At first, it seems like pain would do it, but physical injuries heal. Being humiliated can hurt the rest of your life. We all have those embarrassing childhood memories that still haunt us in our dreams and in the shower.

The powerlessness experienced in those moments is palpable. It’s an ‘I wish I were dead” moment combined with the ultimate pleasure. The two mix and become an overwhelming sensory experience your brain doesn’t know what to do with. So, instead of attempting to file it away somewhere, your brain makes you cum in hopes that it ends the stimulation. Your body figures that if we can get this dumbass to fall asleep, our torture will be over, well, for now.

You Deserve This

Many of my readers fall into this category. You motherfuckers don’t deserve to experience an orgasm at the hands of a vagina. What have you done with your life besides disappointing your parents? You don’t even have anything coming up over the horizon.

Your only plans are to numb yourself with transfats, masturbation, video games, and pot smoking. You’re not curing cancer or volunteering with sick youngsters. You’re a leach upon humanity. If a bitch is going to waste her time fucking you, she better humiliate you at the same time. Otherwise, karma is going to come to get you.

To continue with situations my readers are likely to find themselves in, some approach humiliation with a ‘fuck it, I still had sex’ mentality. If one of you fuck faces managed to bring a floozy home from the bar, you’re doing anything she asks as long as it ensures intercourse happens.

If the bitch wants to tie you up and call you her little pussy "fag", does your pride get in the way of your penis? Of fucking course not. Do you even have any pride? If a bitch gets your pants down and begins to disparage your manhood, are you booting her out of your parent’s basement? Fuck no. You agree with her and hope she puts it in her mouth anyway. What if the cunt wants to take a fat shit on your chest? Or face? Or open mouth?

Scat fetishes are some of the most extreme around. Most humans would rather endure some severe pain while fucking rather than the wrath of last night’s tacos. I fucking hate poop. Scooping up my dog’s shit and cleaning my cat’s litter is hard enough. I can’t imagine letting a woman spray hot liquid shit into my orifices, let alone getting an erection afterward.

Despite my reservations, I know many of you are all in, and if so, I couldn’t recommend Extremescatporn more. It delivers precisely what it says it will. This shit isn’t your everyday scat porn.

There are enough of you dirty shit-covered motherfuckers out in the world that most modern porn tube sites include some scat content. It’s usually nothing to write home about, though. A little pee, a touch of poop, and it’s all over. Nothing that can’t be washed off with some soap and water.

Well, that’s not how Extremescatporn does business. These bitches get covered head to toe in excrement. No amount of showering could wash it off in one sitting. Cleaning up requires a high-powered pressure washer full of bleach, chlorine, and napalm.

Surprisingly enough, the web design on Extremescatporn isn’t that bad. I figured the type of guy who makes this site isn’t the brightest bastard humanity has to offer the universe, but I’ve been proven wrong.

The main menu rests at the top of the website and includes the options Home, Videos, categories, Sites, Meet and fuck, a link to the sexiest porn reviewer you know, and a Search bar. Below the main menu is a content filter. Your options are the Latest, Most viewed, and Top-rated.

The first set of thumbnails on the front page displays videos being watched right now. I always enjoy it when sites do that. Below those is a list of new extreme scat videos.

Extremescatporn lists all the other websites in its network at the very bottom site. These mother fuckers get a lot of work done. I apologize for doubting you. They have a total of twenty websites under their guard, including more scat shit. One isn’t enough, you sick fucks?

Not Grandma!

The tags will blow you away if you thought the categories list is good. There are literally thousands of them. I’m not exaggerating when I say there must be around ten thousand of them. Every time someone searches for a new and unique phrase, they must add it to the list. It would be impossible not to locate some tags you’re into. That’s if you like to jerk off to shit and piss.

As much as I’d rather not, let’s look at some of the most viewed and highest-rated content. Do you see what I do for you fucks? In the first place, the most viewed video on Extremescatporn, with nearly three hundred thousand views, is “Extreme Scat Orgy with Lots of Shit Eating and Smearing XXX Porn Movie.

Extremescatporn might be a scat porn site, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t up to date on world events. Before the film starts, the words “stop the war” flash in the corner. Who has time for war when there’s a world of full bladders to enjoy?

This video doesn’t take long to build momentum, so everyone’s covered in something gross before too long. I can’t imagine what that room must smell like. How much do these motherfuckers get paid? I hope it’s a labor of love for them because this is a rough day at work if not.

There are plenty of videos with one hundred percent ratings, but most hover around seven thousand views instead of three hundred thousand. Extremescatporn fans enjoy a wide range of scat topics. I see hand jobs using diarrhea as lube. I see Asian bitches drinking shit and piss out of a soup bowl. I see bitches making out with shit in their mouths. I even see bitches reviewing their shits like dinner at a fancy restaurant.

I Thought You Were Better Than This

Second, that’s just wrong. First, she pooped it out of her ass. Then she stuck it in her pussy, and finally re-shit it out her vag. The vagina is a sensitive rose. There’s no way a turd doesn’t destroy its microbiome; there’s no way to clean that shit out either. Douch certainly isn’t going to be strong enough. She will have to scrape her pussy out with a toilet brush.

Well, I’m now thoroughly disturbed, and if I’m disturbed, that means scat lovers will have a blast on Extremescatporn. The content is mind-blowingly horrific. Rarely have I seen so much piss and shit. It’s like a port-a-potty after a week at Coachella. If you believed in God before visiting, you won’t after leaving.

If I’m making any changes on this site, it’s deletion. Short of that, I guess the pop-ups are annoying, but personally, I found them to be a welcome respite.

There might not be a better scat site on the net. You sick fucks will have yourselves a grand ol’ time.