EHentai.ai

This is how far we’ve come with AI. I’m not surprised. I saw some dude made a ChatGPT interaction for Skyrim that makes all of the NPCs talk to you, live. They say relevant things. They can apply reason and logic and even talk to you about the things that they see. So, it stands to reason that some pervert out there would try the same shit but with porn. eHentai is a very simple website with a ton of content that all revolves around the same concept. There are virtual hentai babes here and they all want to chat with you, through text of course. In theory, it’s a perfect concept. In practice, I think it leaves a lot to be desired, but we’ll get to that.

When you first arrive on the site, you’re bombarded with all kinds of awesome hentai pussy. So far so good. I like these girls. If I were two dimensional, I’d fuck their two-dimensional asses. I think the artists behind this site have done a great job at putting together some enticing women, though I have every reason to assume that they were generated in Stable Diffusion. Who cares? Not me. Pussy is pussy. I mean, we’re talking about Japanese cartoons here. Who gives a fuck if it was drawn by a person or an AI. It’s all exactly the same and it serves the same purpose. The babes are hot and I want to jack off to them. They’re then coupled with a chatbot and customized so that they have unique personalities. They’re here to make conversation with you, plain and simple. I was really eager to dive in and experiment with these babes. It’s like an infinite Tinder but with babes who are always down to fuck. That’s much better than the usual ratio that men usually get on dating sites.

Talking to Women on Purpose

eHentai boasts a ton of girls with unique personalities and what not, but from my experience with the site, they’re all identical. They’re also identically boring. I spoke to a handful of babes and asked each and every one of them to finger her own asshole. It’s worked great with real women in the past. I don’t see how it could possibly fail with hentai babes. Every single one of them did what I asked and I got a sort of narrative message saying “She did so”. This… is stupid. I was trying to strike up a friendly conversation about her anal flexibility. What the fuck is this narrative bullshit? I thought I was here to date babes, not write my own content.

Be Naughty for Me, Baby

“And then there is the feeling after i cum because its such a relief that everything went well and no one got hurt along the way”.

I don’t normally paste content into my reviews – I write every word. But I really wanted you to see this shit for yourself. They actually talk like this. Grammar is out the window, which I like because it’s truer to life. But the phrasing… it breaks my immersion before I’ve even started. I asked about a chick’s asshole again and she dead ass said: “its sensitive enough to feel the pressure of things inside of me”. At this point I’m despondent. There’s no hope for these babes. Whatever I say they just sort of go along with it, passively. It’s like talking to my diary or some shit.

Getting Some Real Smut

At first, when I asked for visual shit, the girls just replied “ok” and nothing happened. As it turns out, you have to specifically request a photo or a selfie. You have to order them to send you an image, otherwise they just play along textually. I wish someone told me this before I sunk an hour into this website without seeing any pussy. Because they’re using Stable Diffusion, it takes the girls a while before they make an image for you, but this works well within the roleplay. They say that they need a second to go take a photo of their pussies, then they send them to you. The whole process takes about as long as it would take a real woman to respond.

Shows a Lot of Promise

However, eHentai is not without its problems. The site is expensive to use. They have subscription tiers. I’ll list them a bit later, but suffice it to say I’m paying for this shit. I expect the site to work as intended. No such luck. You see, the images that get generated for you should send within a few seconds, longer if the system is overloaded. No problem there. I can wait. Problem is, I’ve been waiting for two girls to get back to me with a nude selfie for the duration of writing this review. This is too long. I don’t even know if the images will ever come through. I can’t know. They’re just idling there, with a little symbol that suggests they’re still generating.

Community Love

There’s a section on the site where you can see all the girls made by every person on the site and another section that updates with any and all images generated on the site, live. They auto-update. This is a treasure trove of actual infinite smut that gets generated faster than you can fap.

The Future of eHentai

I guess this is their way of making up for all the GPU costs associated with generating images. All in all, this place is a fresh goldmine in the works. I’ll be coming back in a month or so to see how far they’ve improved.