ChatMeHard

I like a babe to Chat Me Hard from time to time, because I really do believe the brain is among the most sensual and sexual of organs. Sure, a lady can show you her titties or her hoo-ha and your brain goes straight into horny reproductive mode, but a few well-strung words can have the exact same effect. I know a lot of modern masturbators have gotten used to the futuristic magic of instant 4K porno videos, forgetting all about the older masturbatory formats like text-based cybersex and erotic stories. Maybe you haven’t noticed yet, but modern technology has brought neat little spins on a lot of old classics. This next website is a perfect fucking example of that.

Considering they get hundreds of thousands of visitors a month, it’s fair to say these guys ain’t peddling the same old boring porn stories you can find anywhere else. As much as I love raunchy tales, it’s hard to garner that much attention for them in this day and age, especially with so much good porno out there. ChatMeHard.net is like a cosmic gumbo combining the best of Choose-Your-Own-Adventure stories, sexting, and good, old fashioned literary smut. Basically, they’re offering interactive, immersive sex stories that put you in a starring role. It ain’t quite VR, but it sure sounds fun and doesn’t require an expensive and stupid-looking masturbation helmet.

Chat Me Hard, Baby!

“Hey handsome. You up?” reads an incoming text from Stepmom. A couple reply options appear briefly before a simple greeting is chosen, which leads to, “Well, I know we promised we’d never speak of THAT night… but I can’t get your dick out of my head!” ChatMeHard is realistic enough to include dirty photos and videos, just like real sexting would, so this message is accompanied by an animated GIF of a hot blonde sucking cock.

It's a very quick, simple and effective demonstration of how the site works. You’ll be sexting with multiple choice answers, similar to the auto-replies my phone is always suggesting, but way filthier. Your decisions/texts drive the story, and the text-based presentation makes you feel like you’re really in the story, interacting with the characters.

Sending Dirty Texts to My Fake Hotwife

I decided to check out a story called Your Girlfriend Gets You A Promotion Part I. According to the stats, it’s a 12-minute read with 16 pics and GIFs, and this chick Nelly looks hot in the thumbnail. The one small catch to the free stuff is that you’ve got to register an account and verify your email, which ain’t an unfair trade if you ask me.

Chat Me Hard is web-based instead of having its own separate app, which makes it convenient to play with on your phone or your desktop. Starting up the story, I got a “text” from My Love asking if I wanted to see bisexual options. I declined and the story began. “Hey babe. I’ve got something BIG to share with you,” she wrote. Turns out she got me a promotion, but there’s a catch: she’s going to have to fuck my boss.

I played the role as an enthusiastic cuck with a sexy hot wife, though there were options for me to reply more conservatively. My Love ended up sending me a mirror selfie in a sexy dress, the one she’s planning on wearing for the boss. A few texts later, she sent a tit-groping video as she told me what she was telling my boss. “I’m going to be on my knees and he'll smack my face with his big cock while pulling it out.”

I have to admit, I’m pretty fucking impressed. I was a little skeptical going in, but they’ve done a great job with the writing and the presentation. I love how the story unfolds quickly enough to catch your attention and keep it right away, while also maintaining a nice level of realism. The texts come through faster than they would in real life, but the short pauses help it feel more immersive. They dole out the media at nice intervals, too, ramping up the dirtiness as we progress. Soon enough, My Love was sending me masturbation videos she shot in the mirror.

Interactive Stories, All Types of Fun

Honestly, if I have any complaint about the setup, it’s right here. I can’t stress the importance of tagging enough, whether we’re talking about a free tube, a premium site, a blog, or a porn stories library. Good tagging ensures you can find exactly what you want to beat off to, no matter how big and varied the collection gets. ChatMeHard.net only has about a dozen tags right now, which is alright but not great.

So, what are the current ChatMeHard.net categories? You’ll find the short list of tags at the top of the Stories page, and they include Anal, Big Ass, Big Tits, Bully and College. There’s Femdom and Freeuse, Maledom and Cuckold, MILF, Sex toys, Step-fantasy and Teens (18+). That’s it, save for an Other category where they stick everything else.

Like I said, it ain’t a terrible list of tags, especially if your interests are already listed. As the site matures, I hope they add more tags so it’s easier to find blowjobs, foot fetish content, BDSM, and basically anything else you might want to crank off to.

Chat Me Hard, Again and Again

Speaking of, I bet some of the creatives pervs out there have been wondering about creating their own sext stories. Well, they just released a public beta version of the ChatMeHard Editor, so why not give it a shot? I’m looking forward to seeing the catalog fill out, and maybe you could help me with that. The only downside I can see for readers would be all those prices adding up. I think an all-you-can-fap monthly subscription plan would be a nice option to have.

ChatMeHard.net was a nice little surprise to start my week with. It’s a neat concept, and I’ll be damned if they didn’t fucking crush it with the execution. Perhaps it’s the simplicity and immediacy of sexting that makes it such a rich medium for storytelling, and maybe it’s our daily familiarity with the format that makes it feel so immersive and realistic. Even if I’m way off about the reasons, it’d been a fun and unique change of my usual masturbatory routine. There are plenty of freebies, so check those out and see how they make you feel.