I voyaged the BBW Highway all morning, and boy, are my arms tired. My keyboard’s also an absolute mess of lube, so forgive me if you find any typos below. It’s hard to type when everything’s so slippery, and it’s frankly a little hard to even think after getting my fill of fat horny chicks. But, you know what they say: the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’!
What is the Shape of Beauty? Ask a hundred different dudes and you’ll probably get a hundred different answers. Body types seem to come in and out of fashion in the porn business, from the silicone-enhanced bimbos of the VHS era to all those sexy girls next door you see in reality porn these days. What if you’re looking for something a little bigger and better, maybe even a little something more real?
Jeff’s Models have a certain something about them, some unifying feature that sets them apart from other porn sites. To be honest, the girls remind me a bit of the local Tinder pickings in my town, only without the meth-addled tombstone teeth. Yes, ladies and gentlemen and assorted deviates, I’m talking about fat chicks, a subject the titular Jeff has been capturing on video since 2013. The landing page even has a little gold ribbon that says they were voted the Best BBW Site, though it doesn’t say who bestowed the honor.
Ever been Plumperd? Well, if not, better grab a bucket of lube and one of those ten-foot sub sandwiches, because it’s time to get up close and personal with a bunch of really big broads. This is a freaky one, so I bet the really depraved chubby chasers who haven’t been satisfied elsewhere may find some extra kinky fat-girl porn that’s right up their alley. Get ready for BBW movies with a handful of fetishy twists.
PureBBW is serving up the unadulterated good stuff, at least if the name is to be believed. These babes are pure fat sexiness, with no silicone or artificial preservatives. Something tells me there’s a hell of a lot of high-fructose corn syrup going into those bodies behind the scenes, but on camera, it’s an even stickier fluid. (Spoiler alert: I’m talking about sperm, fruitcake!)
Are you a Chubby Loving kind of masturbator, or do you prefer a more traditional set of beauty standards when you’re picking out the pornstars you’d most like to see fucked? Well, if you fall into the latter category, perhaps you’d better go check out one of my other lists of smut here at ThePornDude because the BBW stuff isn’t for you. But, on the other hand, if you do like a lot of extra meat on your sandwiches and your sluts, I think you’re going to love what you find here.
Plumper Pass implores potential subscribers on their landing page, screaming in all caps, to “GO BIG OR GO HOME!” Not that you’d have an option to go small or even medium around here. Hell, even “big” seems like it undersells the product; why talk molehills when you’ve got legit mountains of delicious, jiggly flesh? As for the “go home” part of the equation, well, I guess that’s up to you. Personally, I feel comfortable enough whacking off to this stuff at home, in a seedy motel, on the bus, or sitting at Starbucks drinking my morning cup of joe. If you’re ashamed of your love for fat chicks, that’s on you for not being more body positive.
XL Girls will keep you warm in the winter and give you shade in the summer, but chubby chasers are more concerned about how well they fuck. In that case, you probably aren’t going to be satisfied with the local ugly chicks with beer bellies and snaggle teeth. Hey, I get it; as a guy who spends his waking days beating off to the world’s best porno, I’ve got pretty high standards when it comes to chicks I want to see while I’m adding another layer of crust to my old gym socks. When I’m fapping to fat chicks, I want the prettiest, most sexually talented BBW pornstars in the business.
What’s up, you little freak!? Still trying to find the next best thing to get off to, huh? Don’t worry; Uncle PornDude’s got you. Today, we’re gonna be enjoying the simple pleasures of pretty sluts playing with their pussy! That’s right! There are millions of videos of sluts out there just waiting for you to masturbate to them masturbating! Sure, it’s not as exciting as some of the hardcore BDSM-level stuff some of us are used to… but isn’t it nice not to look at your cock in disgust once in a while?
When it comes to cumming, the face is one of my favorite options. There are a million reasons for this, but I think what guys genuinely love is how demeaning it is. If a bitch lets you cum on her face, it's evidence that she would do anything for you. Plus, it gives us a great view of our work. The more of her face I leave painted, the more pride I feel.
As the age of top-notch free porn tubes comes to an end, porn sites are finding new ways to monetize their sites. However, some of these techniques aren't new at all. They are the same old techniques used when porn first started taking over the internet. AKA the moment it was created and modified for commercial and private use.
If you can't give your whore girlfriend the satisfaction she deserves because you have a tiny cock, chances are she will try to find it elsewhere. There are a few reasons your girl would bring a handsome stranger home to ride and arch for them in front of you. Either you moron fucking cheated on her with your busty neighbour, who she is always jealous about, or you are a sissy partner, and you never make her tremble to your perversions, and she wants you to at least learn something new and pick up something.