Mr Porn Geek? We’ve all been there. You’ve looked at every porn website you know of and they’re all boring to you now because of how much you watched them. That’s when you need to find a place that will showcase some of the best porn sites out there. So where do you go when that happens? That’s right, yours truly, ThePornDude.com. But unfortunately, I can’t review myself, so instead, we’re taking a look at a different site that offers similar services, but worse. Welcome to ThePornDude Lite… No, wait, MrPornGeek.com, that’s the name.
When it comes to women, the tastes of men vary. Some guys love a girl with big porn milkers that you could lose your car keys in. Others go wild when they see a girl with naturally plump dick-sucking lips that can empty any set of balls she comes across. But then, there is the kind of guy who goes weak in the knees for a fat, juicy, oiled-up booty!
What is something that every man on planet Earth loves? I have an answer: porn tube sites. Porn tube sites have changed the world and my life for the better. I have no clue where my life would be were it not for the invention of the porn tube site.
You don't have to have been a fan of this publication for long to know that I'm a slothful bastard. Every calorie I waste on some dumb shit is a calorie I could have used to play pocket pool or fuck a few sluts I keep in my proverbial harem. Beating my meat and fucking bitches isn't pure recreation for me; it’s a goddamn lifestyle. I have focused my entire existence on having as many orgasms as I can before I die.
You already have a slight idea of what Five Star Porn Sites is all about, right? Well, you don’t have to dwell on speculation when you can get to the core of all you need to know concerning this site – that’s what I’m here for anyway.
Just Full Porn is honestly the only thing that will do sometimes, when those 12-minute sample clips and 30-second GIF loops just ain’t going to cut it. Sometimes, you just really want to settle in for a nice, long fap, and what better way than with a full-length porno sample that ain’t going to cut out right as you’re getting to your favorite part. Let’s face it: blue balls is a serious medical condition that requires immediate masturbatory attention, and some of those short scenes only manage to make the situation worse.
Who’s up for some Severe Porn? That’s more of a rhetorical question, because pretty much all the traffic I get here at ThePornDude is horny as fucking hell. Hell, if you told me you weren’t into severe porn, I’d know you took a wrong turn somewhere. That’s just the kind of thing that happens when you type words like Anal, Threesome, and Blowbang into the search bar, right?Honestly, with a name like SeverePorn.com, you’re going to have a hard time convincing anybody you came here with any intention other than jacking off to some intense hardcore fuck flicks.
Ready to join the VeoPorno Club? That’s kind of a rhetorical question, because they don’t have a membership roll or even a signup button. Maybe the better question is, are you ready to watch some full-length premium porno movies? Because that’s what they’re serving up at this club. Some institutions offer discounts on wine or scholarly discussion of the arts, but this club is strictly a smut thing -- no membership required!
Tube 8? 8 Tube? So what's up with the number eight in the title? Is it the number of videos on the website? Is it really that bad? Are the people right? Just kidding, I have no idea what "the people" say, but if they say that this website is dumb, they sure as hell are wrong. I mean, the first impression is great.
Got porn? What a great play on the iconic slogan of the dairy industry that we all grew up with. Got milk? Well, I don’t know, but I definitely have a shit ton of heavy cream to spew all over your tits! And gotporn.com has plenty of material to milk yourself to, that’s for sure. With over two million videos (and counting) to choose from, you will never run out of porn. What a beautiful time to be alive.
I’ve come across beeg.com more than a few times in my years of hunting down great porn. It turns out, though, I may have been pronouncing “beeg” wrong this whole time. I have always read “beeg” like an elongated version of “big,” as in, “damn, she has some beeg ol’ titties.” According to Urban Dictionary, though, the word “beeg” refers to the shorthand of BJ, as in, “there I was, minding my own business, when this sexy ass blonde chick came over to me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a beeg, right there on the bus!”
Welcome to You Jizz (not "ujizz" or "jizz tube")! According to a 2010 press release from the net filtering firm, Optenet, 37% of all the content on the internet is porn. Although this exact number has been contested by subsequent studies (that used different metrics, it is worth noting), there is no question that a significant portion of all content on the web is dedicated to getting off.
Dr Tuber aka Dr. Tuber? Is this some kind of porn doctor? Well, porn tubes usually have a little bit of everything. It’s like a buffet of bitches. Asian chicks? Check. BDSM? Got that too. Oh, what about amateur content? Oh, hell yeah, you know they have that shit. But there are a lot of porn tubes out there, and some are a lot better than others. All too often free porn tubes don’t have the best content, have way too many ads, and a bad design. I don’t have one of those sites for you today. I have what I consider to be one of the better ones out there. A tube worth visiting!
Spank Wire! As The Porn Dude, a dude who catalogs all the best porno on the Internet, I know all about being paralyzed by choice. With so many options, how do I know what to pull up on my laptop when it’s time to grease the pipe? The safest bet is often one of the free tube sites. They don’t cost anything and usually have a ton of different content. Today we’re going to be looking at one of the classic video tubes, SpankWire.com.
Rock out with your cock out! That’s the official motto of 4 Tube and you can tell why from the get-go. The place is all about giving you quick porn to consume and to do that they have a lot of little tricks to speed up the way in which you browse the site. All of the videos are free until you go to the Premium tab, but we’ll talk more about that later. Right now, let’s take a closer look at what this site has to offer.
Sun Porno! This might sound silly, but ThePornDude feels like sites with a good name deserve a bit of attention. No one invests in a good domain name only to let visitors down regarding content, is there? Sun Porno is the site ThePornDude is focusing on and let me just say; you will be overwhelmed by the sheer quantity of smut videos on this site. It is apparently one of the bigger sites regarding quantity.
PornPlanner! Finding good pornography today is very difficult, and not because it does not exist, but because there are too many websites, to begin with. Thus, this means that you will have to spend your quality time browsing through to be able to find a site that will make your dick hard. Just like ThePornDude.com, you have a website called Porn Planner, and it does the job for you.
A generic name, sure, but definitely not a generic porn site. Porn.com is as simple of a name as it gets when it comes to looking for some adult content to consume. Just imagine the meeting when they came up with the name for this website. I can picture it now, “Alright people, we need a name for our porn website, what’ve we got so far? Jason.”, “Uh, yeah, so I was just sort of thinking we could call it… Porn?”, and then there would be a silence and then a slow clap that turns into applause. Absolutely brilliant.
TNA Flix? What does it stand for? Ass or tits? A question as old as time itself. Hell, the ancient Egyptians probably had hieroglyphics depicting this very argument. Though I gotta say, Egyptian babes have some of the plumpest asses that I’ve ever seen. I know what side I’d be on if I were a pharaoh looking for some good pussy. This argument still rages on as strong as ever today. And it’s always that one friend who never gets any action who brings that shit up. Like, dude, come on. Anyway, that’s beside the point. I’ve got a hot take on this argument. Why even fight? Who cares? Let’s make it ass and tits, not ass or tits. One without the other is like chocolate with no peanut butter. That shit belongs together.
PerfectGirls was registered by some enterprising perv way back in 2000. "Perfect Girl" is a sweet enough name to get traffic just by existing, so for a few years it was just ads for different porn sites. A couple of years later they started hosting videos, and by 2010 it looked very much like it does now.
The Slut Load theme song must be "Bad sluts, bad sluts, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you"? Well, you’re probably going to shift it into sixth gear and start wanking so hard that your dick might fall off. What site could possibly provide you with so many bad sluts? How about SlutLoad.com, an amazing free porn tube site that has a countless number of videos for you to watch. I’m not even joking; these guys release more "slut porn" videos every day than you could possibly go through (if you have any semblance of a life that is).
Sometimes a porn site can look really fucking amazing at a glance and be as disappointing as blue balls once you dig into it. Some sites are really good at creating a solid presentation, providing great site design, plenty of features, and hundreds of thousands of porn videos, but once you start clicking around, come to find out, many of these videos don’t load properly or the site is glitchy. Making a site look good is the easy part; making an actually good porn site, however, now that’s a different story altogether.
Mad Thumbs! A site does not have to look flashy to be good and fictional, but it is a huge plus if the site does not have a shitty ass design. Well, if you ignore how this shithole looks like, I am sure you will find plenty you can enjoy here on MadThumbs.com, so have fun exploring. Do not worry, as always I will cover all of the important shit for you, so just sit back and enjoy yourself.
I find it quite a task to explain and make you understand the amount of content on Pornoxo.com. Let me put it this way; whores from all walks of life from petite 18-year-olds via MILFs to grannies are featured here. It’s just like they put anything with a wet sin slit between their legs and a pair of tits on their site. There is pretty much something for everyone and besides the women, lovers of gay and transsexual porn have not been left behind. It doesn’t matter how sick and twisted your smut taste is, Pornoxo has got you.
So, the first thing that happened when I visited fapdu.com, made me want to fucking quit immediately. I just randomly clicked on the search box to type in some shit to see how that works, and I got redirected to a cam site called LiveJasmin.com, and that would have been fine if I could have gone back to the original site, but that shit did not work.
Czech Video! A website that is completely obvious as to what the fuck it has to offer. If you are here to see loads of amateur Czech (18+)girls do what they do best, with a combination of other European and Western pornographic videos, I think that czechvideo.org will surely suit your desires. The site is free and filled with lots of Czech porn videos, so explore as much as you want, or let a pro tell you what this place has to offer instead.
When I first saw the link for OK.xxx, I figured it had to be one of two things. The site was either dedicated to the swingers of Oklahoma, or a platform where users can share the most mediocre scenes from their fap stash. It turned out to be neither.
Some free sites can just make you feel like you paid $1000 to enjoy your porn. Man, sometimes the platform gets too awesome to believe it’s fucking free. Fux.com is one of those.
Porn MZ! There comes the point in every dude’s morning bus ride when he has to figure out what to shake his dick at. Should you aim your phone at some premium lesbian sites, or would it be better to save a few bones by cranking it to short scenes on one of the free tubes? PornMZ attempts to meet you pervs in the middle, with a fucking ton of full-length movies samples for the low, low price of not a goddamn thing.
Fap Me If You Can! Are you looking for a new porn site that solely focuses on getting you off? Well, you can’t get much more fucking blunt than FapMeIfYouCan.net. This free tube site has only recently entered the game, but they already have a plethora of content across all types of categories. If you are looking for something a bit newer and tired of the same old porn site visits, give Fap Me If You Can a shot and see how hard it makes your cock. It made me cum – are you up to the challenge, bro?
Lube Tube! Gangbangs, double penetration, facials, anal, and more. Welcome to the world of hardcore porn! You know this shit, I know this shit. It’s fucking great. There’s nothing quite like watching some big tittied slut get her pussy pounded or seeing some petite babe lifted in the air and fucked like crazy. It’s some of the best porn out there. It’s rough, hard, and raw. But usually hardcore content is hard to come by for free. You know those big-name porn sites out there that charge an arm and a leg just to watch Sasha Grey do a blowbang. Fuck that, man. I’ve got a free site with tons of hardcore content that will blow you away without costing you a cent.
You Porn (not "uporn", but pronounced as "u porn")! I’m not a picky porn fanatic. Yeah, I can get down with some crazy shit. Watching some 10/10 cumslut get tied up and placed on a Sybian until she’s dazed, drooling, and dumb always gets my dick rock hard. I’m also just as happy kicking back and jerking off to a couple of hot lesbians making out and scissoring. But I don’t need any single site dedicated to just that shit. Those sites usually cost money and get way too insane for my tastes.
Today we have Clip Hunter on the menu. How many hours would you say you spend, on average, each week searching site after site for decent material to fap to? Three? Seven? Fifteen?! No matter how much time you spend looking for videos to choke your chicken to, I think we can all agree that it is an unavoidable part of the pornoholic’s daily ritual.
Alot Porn! This is one of the better classic porn sites with videos, albums, pornstars and so on. However, when you look at the logo of alotporn.com, what is the first thing that pops to your mind? Isn’t that basically the reverse logo of PornHub with a different name? At first, I thought that they are in some way connected to PornHub, but there is nothing that would indicate so…
Damn, "Porn Tube", what a name for a website. Sure took you a while to come up with that huh? Even though the name of this page sounds a little bit bland, the content you can find on PornTube will not disappoint you. Delicious Full-Length, HD pornography, and it's all free! Beauty lies in simple things, so you don't need to come up with a big, juicy name for a website, Something nice and catchy like PornTube works just fine, even though there is plenty of room for improvement.
Say Porn Please, and then say Thank You after you finish adding a new layer of sticky crust to the underside of your desk. People these days can be so goddamn rude, even when you’re straight-up giving them free fuck flicks. I’m just trying to encourage some general politeness, even though very few of you are ever going to extend any gratitude to the smut peddlers of the world who make your alone time so much more fun. Hey, throw your old pal The Porn Dude a bone! I work hard to find you the smut that gets you off the hardest.
What’s the deal with most free porn sites only offering short clips? I hope vPorn, aka Porn One doesn't do this! What the fuck am I supposed to do with a video of some pornstar sucking a dick for three minutes with no cumshot? It sucks. I hate having to replay the good ones over and over again to even get anywhere in my jerk sesh. I need both hands. Then the sites that usually offer the full-length movies are sketchy as shit. It’s a constant struggle, and I am sure I’m not alone in my search for a free site with full-length porn vids without some sort of catch. Well, it’s time to stop settling for mediocre, short, poor quality porn videos, because your friend ThePornDude did some searching and may have found just what you’re looking for in a porn site.
Good Porn! Ah, the appeal of free things! It doesn't matter whether it's a new pair of pants or a car; free stuff makes everyone happy. What if you could get something that you actually wanted for free? You know, something like free porn? That's right. You know The Porn Dude is your number one destination when it comes to finding the best portals for free smut. I spend long hours on the darkest parts of the internet looking for places where you can stroke your prick chaffed without worrying about that dreadful credit card message. You don't want your wife to know the filthy stuff you do with the family money, do you? I heard divorce is a fucking bitch.
XXX Files! Everybody’s got a different morning routine. Some hit the snooze button three times before getting into the shower; others ease into their day with a hot cup of coffee while they watch the news. Some of you fat fuckers are always in a hurry, and you end up masturbating in the drive-thru while you wait for your McMuffin. A free tube like XXXFiles is always handy to have bookmarked for exactly those situations.
Swinger Porn Fun! What’s worse than finding out your parents are a couple of sexy swingers? Cumming upon them at a party. Well, maybe that’s just a matter of opinion, because I know plenty of you freaks out there would love to get down with any kind of swinger, cuckold or hotwife situation. Not everyone has the confidence to pull off, though, not to mention a wife who’s down to let you have a little strange. Fortunately, sites like SwingerPornFun let you live vicariously through swingers and pornstars acting like swingers.
Big Titty Tube! One of my favorite kind of porn videos includes a gorgeous babe bouncing on a hard dick, while her tatas do the same. Well, Bigtittytube.com is a site that is basically filled with beauties who have a big pair of knockers. So, if you are here to see some hotties with an incredible pair, you have definitely come to the right place. Trust me.
For the record, I have the utmost respect for the girls who fuck for a living. I mean, the lasses literally put their bodies on the line just so you can blow a load, getting their coochies absolutely destroyed by monster cocks. However, sometimes all I want is to see ordinary people screwing each other for fun and not for money. Nothing comes close to matching the raw energy and authenticity of amateur porn. Professional porn sometimes goes overboard with fakeness, you know, fake butts, inflatable boobs, whores that moan like their lives depend on it and other undesirable shit. Amateur porn may not necessarily have the highest production values, but at least everything is genuine, and you may be lucky to come across your college crush showing the world what a slut she really was and how much of a prick you were for failing to nail it down.
LF Porn is one of those not-so-known porn sites that offer incredibly great porn content and deserve a lot more recognition. Now, I am not saying that this place is not popular, but I am stating that there are some other free porn sites that are a lot more popular than this place. For example, we have all heard about PornHub, xHamster or xVideos, right? But have we all heard about LFporn.com? I thought so.
Booby Day! My favorite day! I’ve seen many sites during my porn review career, but I have to say that this is something completely different. Today we’re taking a look at BoobyDay.com, and I’ve gotta say it’s something amazing and unique. This website is free, that’s the first thing you need to know about it, but there’s a VIP pass which will let you get certain features as well. We’ll talk more about those later. Right now, we should check this pace out and talk a little bit about what makes it so special. I’m pretty sure that you’ll notice how special it is too when you start clicking on the different things that the site has to offer. Heck, you don’t even need to do that to see the unique aspect, simply loading up the page will be enough!
Ve Porn! Hey, are you beating off at the library today or is this another experiment in how long you can leach the McDonald’s Wi-Fi before getting the bum’s rush again? Maybe you’re jerking off at home, safe from any potential indecent exposure charge, but your mom’s credit card is securely locked away thanks to the last time you went ham on the paysites. Whatever the case, cheapskate, VePorn has all kinds of shit for you to shake your dick at without spending a dime.
As a very simple porn site, with not a lot of options but a lot of great porn videos, what more could you ask for? Xozilla.com is a place that everyone will enjoy, as soon as they start browsing. Of course, by that, I mean that those who are just looking for free pornographic content and are already familiar with all the cons that come along with a free porn site.
I don’t know how some of the horny bastards call yourselves straight when you’re fapping to videos that have more sausages in them than a fucking Oscar Meyer factory. You’ll sit there and rub yourself raw to a dozen micro-dicked Japanese men blowing loads on a petite 18+ slut and call that normal and masculine. Fuck, we all know most of you are wishing you were that Moaning Myrtle of a JAV star in the center. Screw that noise. It’s time you take a break from that shit and jerk off to hot babes scissoring and eating each other out.